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Book Synopsis You're Such A Dick by : Salty Dick Journals
Download or read book You're Such A Dick written by Salty Dick Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This You're Such A Dick notebook journal is the perfect and humoristic profanity gag gift for that sarcastic friend, salty bitch or irritating co-worker. Surprise and shock them in a funny offending way and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday ... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This hilarious journal makes a funny gift for yourself or anyone "special".
Book Synopsis Things You Want to Say to That Cunt But You Can't by : Salty Bitch Journals
Download or read book Things You Want to Say to That Cunt But You Can't written by Salty Bitch Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Things You Want To Say To That Cunt But You Can't journal or notebook is the perfect profanity gift for that sarcastic friend, husband, co-worker or salty bitch. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday... Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This beautiful and inspirational journal makes a perfect gift for yourself or anyone special.
Book Synopsis The Trouble with Mistletoe by : Jill Shalvis
Download or read book The Trouble with Mistletoe written by Jill Shalvis and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Jill Shalvis continues her fun, sexy new contemporary romance series with a tale of friends-to-lovers...just in time for Christmas. If she has her way . . . Willa Davis is wrangling puppies when Keane Winters stalks into her pet shop with frustration in his chocolate-brown eyes and a pink bedazzled cat carrier in his hand. He needs a kitty sitter, stat. But the last thing Willa needs is to rescue a guy who doesn’t even remember her . . . He’ll get nothing but coal in his stocking. Saddled with his great-aunt’s Feline from Hell, Keane is desperate to leave her in someone else’s capable hands. But in spite of the fact that he’s sure he’s never seen the drop-dead-gorgeous pet shop owner before, she seems to be mad at him . . . Unless he tempers “naughty” with a special kind of nice . . . Willa can’t deny that Keane’s changed since high school: he’s less arrogant, for one thing—but can she trust him not to break her heart again? It’s time to throw a coin in the fountain, make a Christmas wish—and let the mistletoe do its work . . . (A standalone Heartbreaker Bay novel)
Download or read book Fuck You written by Salty Bitch Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Fuck You journal or notebook is the perfect and humoristic profanity gift for that sarcastic friend or salty bitch. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday ... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This beautiful and inspirational journal makes a perfect gift for yourself or anyone special.
Download or read book Stay Salty written by Samantha Atzeni and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Big Sleep written by Raymond Chandler and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.
Download or read book Princess Amy written by Melinda Pollowitz and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Prune written by Gabrielle Hamilton and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-11-04 with total page 622 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From Gabrielle Hamilton, bestselling author of Blood, Bones & Butter, comes her eagerly anticipated cookbook debut filled with signature recipes from her celebrated New York City restaurant Prune. NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY PUBLISHERS WEEKLY NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE SEASON BY Time • O: The Oprah Magazine • Bon Appétit • Eater A self-trained cook turned James Beard Award–winning chef, Gabrielle Hamilton opened Prune on New York’s Lower East Side fifteen years ago to great acclaim and lines down the block, both of which continue today. A deeply personal and gracious restaurant, in both menu and philosophy, Prune uses the elements of home cooking and elevates them in unexpected ways. The result is delicious food that satisfies on many levels. Highly original in concept, execution, look, and feel, the Prune cookbook is an inspired replica of the restaurant’s kitchen binders. It is written to Gabrielle’s cooks in her distinctive voice, with as much instruction, encouragement, information, and scolding as you would find if you actually came to work at Prune as a line cook. The recipes have been tried, tasted, and tested dozens if not hundreds of times. Intended for the home cook as well as the kitchen professional, the instructions offer a range of signals for cooks—a head’s up on when you have gone too far, things to watch out for that could trip you up, suggestions on how to traverse certain uncomfortable parts of the journey to ultimately help get you to the final destination, an amazing dish. Complete with more than with more than 250 recipes and 250 color photographs, home cooks will find Prune’s most requested recipes—Grilled Head-on Shrimp with Anchovy Butter, Bread Heels and Pan Drippings Salad, Tongue and Octopus with Salsa Verde and Mimosa’d Egg, Roasted Capon on Garlic Crouton, Prune’s famous Bloody Mary (and all 10 variations). Plus, among other items, a chapter entitled “Garbage”—smart ways to repurpose foods that might have hit the garbage or stockpot in other restaurant kitchens but are turned into appetizing bites and notions at Prune. Featured here are the recipes, approach, philosophy, evolution, and nuances that make them distinctively Prune’s. Unconventional and honest, in both tone and content, this book is a welcome expression of the cookbook as we know it. Praise for Prune “Fresh, fascinating . . . entirely pleasurable . . . Since 1999, when the chef Gabrielle Hamilton put Triscuits and canned sardines on the first menu of her East Village bistro, Prune, she has nonchalantly broken countless rules of the food world. The rule that a successful restaurant must breed an empire. The rule that chefs who happen to be women should unconditionally support one another. The rule that great chefs don’t make great writers (with her memoir, Blood, Bones & Butter). And now, the rule that restaurant food has to be simplified and prettied up for home cooks in order to produce a useful, irresistible cookbook. . . . [Prune] is the closest thing to the bulging loose-leaf binder, stuck in a corner of almost every restaurant kitchen, ever to be printed and bound between cloth covers. (These happen to be a beautiful deep, dark magenta.)”—The New York Times “One of the most brilliantly minimalist cookbooks in recent memory . . . at once conveys the thrill of restaurant cooking and the wisdom of the author, while making for a charged reading experience.”—Publishers Weekly (starred review)
Book Synopsis Welcome to the Writer's Life by : Paulette Perhach
Download or read book Welcome to the Writer's Life written by Paulette Perhach and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to take your work to the next level with this informative guide on the craft, business, and lifestyle of writing With warmth and humor, Paulette Perhach welcomes you into the writer’s life as someone who has once been on the outside looking in. Like a freshman orientation for writers, this book includes an in-depth exploration of all the elements of being a writer—from your writing practice to your reading practice, from your writing craft to the all-important and often-overlooked business of writing. In Welcome to the Writer’s Life, you will learn how to tap into the powers of crowdsourcing and social media to grow your writing career. Perhach also unpacks the latest research on success, gamification, and lifestyle design, demonstrating how you can use these findings to further improve your writing projects. Complete with exercises, tools, checklists, infographics, and behind-the-scenes tips from working writers of all types, this book offers everything you need to jump-start a successful writing life.
Download or read book Fall of Giants written by Ken Follett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-30 with total page 1010 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ken Follett’s magnificent historical epic begins as five interrelated families move through the momentous dramas of the First World War, the Russian Revolution, and the struggle for women’s suffrage. A thirteen-year-old Welsh boy enters a man’s world in the mining pits. . . . An American law student rejected in love finds a surprising new career in Woodrow Wilson’s White House. . . . A housekeeper for the aristocratic Fitzherberts takes a fateful step above her station, while Lady Maud Fitzherbert herself crosses deep into forbidden territory when she falls in love with a German spy. . . . And two orphaned Russian brothers embark on radically different paths when their plan to emigrate to America falls afoul of war, conscription, and revolution. From the dirt and danger of a coal mine to the glittering chandeliers of a palace, from the corridors of power to the bedrooms of the mighty, Fall of Giants takes us into the inextricably entangled fates of five families—and into a century that we thought we knew, but that now will never seem the same again. . . .
Book Synopsis Masterminds and Wingmen by : Rosalind Wiseman
Download or read book Masterminds and Wingmen written by Rosalind Wiseman and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A landmark book that reveals the way boys think and that shows parents, educators and coaches how to reach out and help boys overcome their most common and difficult challenges -- by the bestselling author who changed our conception of adolescent girls. Do you constantly struggle to pull information from your son, student, or athlete, only to encounter mumbling or evasive assurances such as “It’s nothing” or “I’m good?” Do you sense that the boy you care about is being bullied, but that he’ll do anything to avoid your “help?” Have you repeatedly reminded him that schoolwork and chores come before video games only to spy him reaching for the controller as soon as you leave the room? Have you watched with frustration as your boy flounders with girls? Welcome to Boy World. It’s a place where asking for help or showing emotional pain often feels impossible. Where sports and video games can mean everything, but working hard in school frequently earns ridicule from “the guys” even as they ask to copy assignments. Where “masterminds” dominate and friends ruthlessly insult each other but can never object when someone steps over the line. Where hiding problems from adults is the ironclad rule because their involvement only makes situations worse. Boy world is governed by social hierarchies and a powerful set of unwritten rules that have huge implications for your boy’s relationships, his interactions with you, and the man he’ll become. If you want what’s best for him, you need to know what these rules are and how to work with them effectively. What you’ll find in Masterminds and Wingmen is critically important for every parent – or anyone who cares about boys – to know. Collaborating with a large team of middle- and high-school-age editors, Rosalind Wiseman has created an unprecedented guide to the life your boy is actually experiencing – his on-the-ground reality. Not only does Wiseman challenge you to examine your assumptions, she offers innovative coping strategies aimed at helping your boy develop a positive, authentic, and strong sense of self.
Book Synopsis A Book for a Cunt! by : Adam Stevenson
Download or read book A Book for a Cunt! written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.
Download or read book To Love Jason Thorn written by Ella Maise and published by Simon & Schuster Limited. This book was released on 2022-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your childhood crush turned movie star. Now set to play the leading role in a book he doesn't know you wrote about him. Jason Thorn is a name everyone recognises. A famous actor with the big house, nice car and the bad boy reputation to match. But Olive knows him as her brother's childhood friend and the boy who broke her heart. But years later, he should be easy to avoid even if he's impossible to ignore. That is until Olive's first novel suddenly becomes a bestseller and the film rights get sold to the highest bidder. In an instant, she's sitting across the table from a team of executives and Jason Thorn himself. Jason hasn't long re-entered her life before she finds himself being whisked around in his car and - inexplicably - being talked into a fake dating plot to restore his damaged reputation.
Download or read book The Salt Marsh King written by Drew Krepp and published by Bancroft Press. This book was released on 2014-06-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern reimagining of Shakespeare’s King Lear by debut literary novelist Drew Krepp. Henry O’Reilly, the founder and head of a seafood empire nearing the end of his career, makes sudden preparations to divide his empire among his three sons and entrust to them not only the family business, but the future of their North Carolina town. The youngest of the three, Patrick, remains at odds with his family’s decadence and avarice, and declines to become involved. As the two older men conspire to force Henry into early retirement and take over the company completely, the brothers’ lust for power leads to turbulent and terrifying battles with Patrick unwillingly thrust into the very eye of the storm. As greed, cowardice, and petty spite threaten to destroy those around him, Patrick proves himself no match for the scheming of others. If he is to survive the maelstrom wrought by his bickering, dangerous kin, he must find his strength within. Caught between the spiraling pulls of business intrigue and the deadly force of a hurricane sweeping up the Carolinas, the events of The Salt Marsh King will alter the shape of a barrier island, the destiny of a powerful family, and the fate of the town that relies on their business. Fast on the heels of his 2013 award-winning short story The Brackish, Drew Krepp’s debut novel The Salt Marsh King heralds the full arrival of a talented author whose voice is fresh, intelligent, and powerful.
Download or read book Salt and Silver written by Anna Katherine and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-04-28 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When trust fund baby-turned-waitress Allie and her friends accidentally open a Door to Hell in the basement of Sally's Diner, they don't realize the havoc it will wreak on their Brooklyn neighborhood. Of course, the upside to murder-happy demons coming through the Door all the time is that Allie gets her own sexy and mysterious demon hunter: the dark-eyed, leather-clad, Stetson-wearing Ryan. Ryan teaches Allie everything he knows about fighting the creatures of the underworld—but refuses to give in to the sexual tension that simmers between them. Allie has almost given up on taking her relationship with Ryan to the next level when there's a surge in demonic activity... and the Door disappears. Now Allie and Ryan have to travel through Hell, literally, to try to stop Hell from taking over the Earth. They may not survive the trip, but Allie is about to discover something very important: Mortal peril is a total turn-on.
Download or read book The Cursed written by L. A. Banks and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-07-10 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times–bestselling author of The Wicked comes a walk on the wild side with the ninth novel in the popular Vampire Huntress Legend series. The Chairman has been killed and now Lilith, Satan’s Consort, sits on the vampire throne as the Vampire Council’s new Chairwoman. She raises all the dark covens—calling every major dark witch and warlock to do her bidding. Her goal is to distract the team members, while the unborn heir to the Dark Realms awaits his own birth. All Lilith needs now is Damali’s newly discovered angelic powers to make that come to pass. That will allow her evil progeny to walk through the veil between worlds and take his throne as the true Anti-Christ. Damali and her crew race to stop Lilith. However, raising not only the dark covens, but all vampires that had not been slain by Damali, puts the world out of balance and kicks off the Armageddon. “This end of days scenario is a wild amalgam of Christianity, vampire lore, world myth, functional morality, street philosophy and hot sex . . . As long as neither the world nor the series is ending, fans couldn’t ask for more.” —Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis Salt Rush by : Melisa Peterson Lewis
Download or read book Salt Rush written by Melisa Peterson Lewis and published by Melisa Peterson Lewis. This book was released on 2023-01-20 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With winter over, no one is safe. The infected rise from hibernation, hungry for survivors. While across the bay, an enemy’s army waits to strike. Shelby creates a new life as a runner. With the freedom to move and the chance to reinvent herself, she pays the high price of leaving loved ones behind. Tangled in a web of allies and enemies, Shelby embarks on a risky journey to secure her future. A secret shatters Dean. After broken promises and torn relationships, he ventures out on his own. His plan to lay low is derailed when he runs into his wife—someone he vowed to stay away from. Could Shelby ever understand the blood on his hands and what he’s had to do for his people? If not, he’ll lose her and his new alliance.
