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Download or read book Jurassic Farts written by P.U. Rippley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Book Synopsis My Dinosaur Farts by : Sandstone Books
Download or read book My Dinosaur Farts written by Sandstone Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DISCOVER:: Kid's or Children's Book that is Highly Entertaining, Humorous, Great for Early Readers, and a Great Bedtime Story This Children's Short Story has it all Great for ages 4-12 Zach and Fred are best friends. They always have fun no matter where they go. Fred can be a little stinky sometimes, and he always eats way too much, but he is the greatest friend a kid could have. When Zach is happy, Fred farts, sings, and wiggles. When Zach is shy, Fred farts for giggles. Fred is an invisible dinosaur that burps, farts, and sneezes. Zach is the boy he loves to pieces. Fred's name is long, like his never-ending tail. He can only be seen by Zach, Emily, and Dale. Zach is lucky to have a friend like Leo McStinky Fluffy Farty Fat Fred. Download Your Copy of My Dinosaur Farts Today, and Read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited! tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur books for kids, kids books, children's books bedtime stories for kids, bedtime storybook collection, bedtime storybook, kids stories, bedtime stories for children, bedtime reading, Children's books, short stories, kids stories, stories for kids, stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, bedtime stories, kids stories, stories for kids, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, jokes, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about animals, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy,books for kids, books for children, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories
Download or read book Dino Farts written by Smart Meh and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-16 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 15 completely unique dinosaur coloring pages for kids ages 4-7For the dinosaur-loving child, what could be more fun than being able to color all of his or her favorite types?You will find all the most popular dinosaur types here--sometimes alone, sometimes interacting with one another! Buy this coloring book today and share the fun and excitement of dinosaurs with a special child!Activities such as coloring will improve your child's pencil grip, as well as helping them to relax, self regulate their mood and develop their imagination.So if your child loves dinosaurs, animals, then order your copy today
Download or read book Dinosaur Farts written by Bianca Ku and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-15 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dinosaurs Farts: Walking with Dinosaurs to extinction is a hilarious story for kids 6 years and up. It's a story about four Dino's, a Brachiosaurus, a Tyrannosaurus, a Pterodactyl and a Triceratops, hobnob with each other millions of years ago. Out of boredom, they get into a farting competition. Now, considering the amount of greenhouse gases a single Dino can produce, the atmosphere would notice such an event right? Read on as a simple fart prank escalates into a farting war that threatens the existence of life on Earth.
Book Synopsis Ron The Farting Raptor by : Smile Melody
Download or read book Ron The Farting Raptor written by Smile Melody and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your child learn to achieve a goal through fun! Do you enjoy giving your child joy? Would you like to teach your child to reach for their goals and dreams through play and reading? Do you enjoy laughing with your child? As a parent, I promise you that this book is the perfect gift for your child. The story in this book will make: Your child will learn that it is worth following your dreams Your child will learn consistency The smile will not disappear from your child's face You will have a lot of fun together Why you and your child will love this book? A happy child is a healthy child! If you want your child to spend fun time with you and learn that it is worth to set your goals high, choose our book
Download or read book Dinosaur Dump written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new Christmas bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 3+
Book Synopsis Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex by : Seamus Pilger
Download or read book Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex written by Seamus Pilger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish. When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in—the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it’s up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel! “If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!”—It’s a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU “Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent.”—Good Morning, Buttzville “The business end of this dino means business!”—PassingtonPost.com
Book Synopsis How Fast Can You Fart? And Other Weird, Gross and Disgusting Facts by : Noel Botham
Download or read book How Fast Can You Fart? And Other Weird, Gross and Disgusting Facts written by Noel Botham and published by Dino Books. This book was released on 2014-08-07 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DID YOU KNOW THAT. . .There are TWICE AS MANY CHICKENS in the world as humans, or that ONE IN THREE MEN PICKS HIS NOSE while driving?DO YOU WANT TO KNOW . . .The average WEIGHT of a human EYEBALL, or how many HEARTS a WORM has?AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS . . .By telling them about PURPLE ANIMALS, the HEAVIEST SUMO WRESTLER, and the LONGEST BOUT of HICCUPS!How Fast Can You Fart? marks the launch of John Blake's brand new children's imprint, Dino Books, and is the first instalment in Dr Dino's Learnatorium. Written by Noel Botham, author of the ever-popular Useless Information series, and decorated throughout with eye-catching hand illustrations, this book is packed with the wildest, weirdest, funniest, grossest, fastest, longest, brainiest and best facts about history, science, food, geography, words, and much more!
Book Synopsis FARTING DINOSAUR by : Dylon Lawrence
Download or read book FARTING DINOSAUR written by Dylon Lawrence and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TIME TO READ! One Poot! Two Poot! Three Poot! Four! I Poot Everywhere! Until I Can't Poot No More! Come join the cute FARTING DINOSAUR as he humorously helps children learn to read! The FARTING DINOSAUR gets into some comedic trouble and plots his way out of the most bizarre situations! A must read for pre school aged children! A must have book for all the classrooms. A must have book for children that love dinosaurs! This is a fun light tale of a dinosaur and the dinosaurs love for pooting! A Classic Hit! Very popular with pre school aged children. Every child wants to read about a pooting dinosaur! This book allows children to interact and learn at the same time. The FARTING DINOSAUR, will be a book for the ages. "I Poot On A Door! I Poot On A Cake! The Cake Caught Fire! So I Pooted Away!" Have some fun with the FARTING DINOSAUR! Let your Childs imagination run wild, as they laugh there way to the end! This is a children's learning book. A tool to help kids learn how to read.
Download or read book Dino Poop written by Jane Hammerslough and published by Tangerine Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explores some of the strangest stuff on Earth that has survived from prehistoric times. From huge piles of dinosaur dung to perfectly-preserved woolly mammoths, many discoveries have given scientists clues as to what life was like millions of years ago.
Book Synopsis Farting Dinosaurs Coloring Book For Kids And Adults by : Bekind Publishing
Download or read book Farting Dinosaurs Coloring Book For Kids And Adults written by Bekind Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-08 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have some fun coloring in some farting dinosaurs This book contains 30 hilarious farting dinosaurs to color and will provide hours of fun, engaging and peaceful time away from the TV, tablet or games console All dinosaurs are designed to be large and simple for easy coloring - all printed on a single page to avoid bleed through and to cut out This activity book is perfect for home schooling and to keep them busy during holidays. Order this farting dinosaurs coloring book now for your own children or as a gift! Features of the book: Large 8.5 x 11 inch white pages Printed on single sides Glossy color cover Perfect for kids aged 3+
Book Synopsis Digital Doodles and Mind-Farts by : Prince Tippy
Download or read book Digital Doodles and Mind-Farts written by Prince Tippy and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-02 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a compilation of the author’s many observations, and all the crazy ideas that he has had in his lifetime, that he has been posting on his blog digitaldoodlesandmind-farts.blogspot.com.
Download or read book Dinosaur Farts written by Jeffrey Jeschke and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-23 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about how big and dangerous the dinosaur farts were 65 million years ago and how it made it difficult for humans. It is also about how to get along and share and respect one another.
Download or read book F is for written by Matt Prometeo and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-31 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your kids laugh! Farting Dinosaurs ABC! Funny Book for Kids Aged 4-8 with Farting Dinosaurs in Alphabetical Order. What's inside?: Every page is a funny farting dinosaur with funny adjective, for example: A is for Apatosaurus! And A is for Aromatic fart! D is for Dilophosaurus! And D is for Dangerous farts! Let's learn alphabet with fun! Get yours now and enjoy!
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilariously informative book of facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favorite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals pass gas, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-color illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Download or read book Gasosaurus written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2023-09-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you or your little one loves dinosaurs, this book is a must-have! Gasosaurus is a hilarious read! The stinkiest of the dinos, The smelliest of the bunch. Do you know which dinosaur I'm talking about? I bet you have a hunch! The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for Halloween gift for boys and girls.
Book Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan
Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-08-03 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
