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Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. 'Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book' is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom's very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour.
Book Synopsis Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2018-05-17 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!' What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan. Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz. The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job. In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dick and Dom, TV legends, creators of Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and authors of the world's* best Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book! But now it's time for . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes! Fool your friends, trick your teachers and prank your parents! Packed with rip-roaring practical puns, side-splitting jokes and nuggets of complete and utter madness, if this book doesn't tickle your funny bone, you're probably dead! *In our opinion. Other opinions are available.
Book Synopsis Dick & Dom in da Bung-low Joke book by : Davey Moore
Download or read book Dick & Dom in da Bung-low Joke book written by Davey Moore and published by . This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious Dick and Dom joke book contains 96 pages of jokes to tell your friends, and practical jokes to play on them. Dripping with snot and creamy muck muck, and with a free sticky hand for lots of gross fun
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-10-10 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this is a hilarious book to come back to again and again. Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog. Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking. Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.
Book Synopsis Dick & Dom in da Bung-low Joke book by : Davey Moore
Download or read book Dick & Dom in da Bung-low Joke book written by Davey Moore and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words written by Richard McCourt and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are as beloved by parents as children because they appeal to the mischievousness in us all. They have invented a vocabulary of rudery, euphemism, and vivid description which is, of course, utterly, innocent. Full of illustrations, this book is designed to give the appearance of the random scribblings of a mad genius... This book is your handy dictionary, thesaurus, concordance and lexicon of naughty words that enhance and augment the English language and allow you to get away with anything.
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. he Dick and Dom Joke Book is a hilarious collection of Dick and Dom's favourite jokes, allowing them to really show off their special brand of humour. This collection is jammed full of both well-known and classic jokes as well as some that Dick and Dom have made up themselves. Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because they've got really stinky feet. What's the fastest vegetable? A runner bean! What's green and smelly? The Incredible Hulk's farts.
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom Mucktivity Book by : BBC
Download or read book Dick and Dom Mucktivity Book written by BBC and published by BBC Children's. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A boredom-busting sticker activity book with a Dick and Dom twist!
Book Synopsis Dick and Jane: Fun with Dick and Jane by : Penguin Young Readers
Download or read book Dick and Jane: Fun with Dick and Jane written by Penguin Young Readers and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-01-19 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Look, Jane, " said Dick. "Here is something funny. Can you guess what it is?"
Author :J. A. Rock Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781726313162 Total Pages :254 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (131 download)
Download or read book The Subs Club written by J. A. Rock and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A year ago, my best friend Hal died at the hands of an incompetent "dom." So I started the Subs Club, a private blog where submissives can review doms and call out the douche bags. A perfect example of the kind of arrogant asshole I mean? The Disciplinarian. He has a pornstache. He loves meat, stoicism, America, and real discipline. And he thinks subs exist to serve him. But . . . not everything about him is awful. His Davy Crockett act just seems like a cover for his fear of intimacy, and part of me wants to show him it's okay to get close to people. And, I mean, sue me, but I have fantasized about real discipline. Not role-play, but like, Dave, you're gonna be thirty in four years and you still work in a mall; get your ass in gear or I'll spank it. Not that I'd ever trust anyone with that kind of control. I'm gonna redefine "battle of wills" for the Disciplinarian. Or I'm gonna bone him. It's hard to say. -Dave
Book Synopsis Solitary Fitness by : Charles Bronson
Download or read book Solitary Fitness written by Charles Bronson and published by John Blake Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie Bronson has spent three decades in solitary confinement, and yet has stayed as fit as a fiddle, gaining several world strength and fitness records in the process. Now, in this no-nonsense guide to getting fit and staying fit, he reveals just how he's done it.
Book Synopsis Dick and Jane: We Play by : Penguin Young Readers
Download or read book Dick and Jane: We Play written by Penguin Young Readers and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-01-19 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick can play. Jane can play. Spot can play, too! Have fun with Dick and Jane as you read along with this sweet and simple story.
Download or read book The Werewolf Nanny written by Amanda Milo and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a struggling single mom with a babysitter emergency, I'm relieved when Finn Cauley--Irish heartthrob, my boss, and my work-friend-who-I-keep-at-a-distance--takes me by the shoulders and says the four most beautiful words a stressed-out woman can ever hear: I will fix this. Finn proceeds to literally drag a free babysitter into our house, for which I'm super grateful, really. I just have just one teeny, tiny concern. Our new nanny is a *werewolf.* Note: This story is a *slow*-burn romantic comedy with more than 100,000 words of sweet wereshifter fun.
Book Synopsis The Man from Sanctum by : Lexi Blake
Download or read book The Man from Sanctum written by Lexi Blake and published by DLZ Entertainment LLC. This book was released on 2022-03-08 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A painful past Deke Murphy and Maddie Hall should never have worked as a couple in high school. She was the class valedictorian and he the jock who took nothing seriously…except her. Together they formed an amazing team, and young love blossomed into something that strengthened them both. Until tragedy struck and Deke made a sacrifice that split them up forever. An unexpected reunion Seventeen years later, Maddie is living her dream working for a brilliant tech guru in the beauty of Southern California. She’s made a life for herself and it’s first class all the way. She rarely thinks of the jock who dumped her all those years ago. But when Maddie realizes her boss might be part of an international conspiracy, she can’t deny Deke might be her best bet to solve the mystery. Her one-time sweetheart works for one of the world’s premiere security and investigative firms. She’ll hire him and prove to herself their relationship could never have worked. A dangerous future As Maddie and Deke begin to uncover her boss’s secrets, they can’t deny the chemistry that has reignited. But before they can explore the connection growing between them, they must survive the deadly forces hunting them down.
Book Synopsis How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps by : Josephine Myles
Download or read book How to Train Your Dom in Five Easy Steps written by Josephine Myles and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the little head really does know best.Jeff White's needs are simple. All he wants is an experienced submissive to help him explore the dominant side that his ex-girlfriend couldn't handle. Problem is, Jeff's inexperience in both dating and domming is really putting the girls off. What Jeff needs is some guidance from an experienced sub. Unfortunately, the only sub willing to take on the challenge is a man, and Jeff is straight. One hundred percent straight... isn't he?Easygoing painslut Eddie Powell doesn't care about Jeff's inexperience. Eddie likes a bit of rough, and Jeff fits the bill perfectly. The trick will be convincing him to follow Eddie's five-step training programme--which would be easy if Eddie wasn't starting to have feelings for the rough-around-the-edges landscaper.Once Jeff lays his hands on Eddie, things definitely get out of hand. But it'll take more than hot, sweaty, kinky sex to persuade him to come out of the closet--especially to himself.Warning: Contains a happy sub, a confused Dom, a high ratio of sex to plot, misuse of root ginger, and a suitcase of kink. Written in Jo's usual exceedingly "English" English.
