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Author : Richard McCourt
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 1743519257
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (435 download)
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2014-03-01 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. he Dick and Dom Joke Book is a hilarious collection of Dick and Dom's favourite jokes, allowing them to really show off their special brand of humour. This collection is jammed full of both well-known and classic jokes as well as some that Dick and Dom have made up themselves. Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because they've got really stinky feet. What's the fastest vegetable? A runner bean! What's green and smelly? The Incredible Hulk's farts.
Author : Peter Seibel
Publisher : Apress
ISBN 13 : 1430219491
Total Pages : 619 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (32 download)
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Author : Gabriella Coleman
Publisher : Verso Books
ISBN 13 : 1781689830
Total Pages : 497 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (816 download)
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Author : Richard McCourt
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1447284968
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (472 download)
Download or read book Dick and Dom’s Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Dick and Dom, TV legends, creators of Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and authors of the world's* best Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book! But now it's time for . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes! Fool your friends, trick your teachers and prank your parents! Packed with rip-roaring practical puns, side-splitting jokes and nuggets of complete and utter madness, if this book doesn't tickle your funny bone, you're probably dead! *In our opinion. Other opinions are available.
Author : Ruthie Knox
Publisher : Loveswept
ISBN 13 : 0345545265
Total Pages : 445 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)
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Author : United States. President's Commission on Law Enforcement and Administration of Justice
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Total Pages : 368 pages
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Publisher : Lucia Marquand
ISBN 13 : 9781555953614
Total Pages : 0 pages
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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780143114161
Total Pages : 612 pages
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Publisher : Prabhat Prakashan
ISBN 13 : 935322764X
Total Pages : 522 pages
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Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 0470267712
Total Pages : 347 pages
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Publisher : Diversion Books
ISBN 13 : 1626813833
Total Pages : 280 pages
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ISBN 13 : 9780970284532
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Publisher : Wadsworth Publishing Company
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Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061758000
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Author : Matt Lucas
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008491364
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (84 download)
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