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Download or read book Daddy's A SIMP written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When your mommy died. Your dad had it rough. He got himself right. Even though it was tough. So he set himself up with a dating profile. He shaved off his stubble. And polished his smile. It's been a long time since your dad went on dates. And he came home happy. Everything turned out great. But things seem strange with your dads new lady. He's taking her on lots of big shopping trips lately. She's not even affectionate with your dear old dad. Always too tired for sex and that's bad. And then something happened that seems kinda strange. He bought her a house. Just a few blocks away. His girlfriend won't touch him. She calls him a wimp. I'm sorry to tell you your daddy's a simp.
Book Synopsis Why Grandpa Lives In The Garage by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book Why Grandpa Lives In The Garage written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SATIRE and COMEDY!!! How would you feel if your boomer grandparent decided to move into your garage? That is the question that this book won't answer. There are many concerns that go into making this decision, concerns that won't be answered by reading Why Grandpa Lives in the Garage. This book deals with the topic of social isolation, the problem of caring for aging parents, in a fun and humourous way.
Download or read book Baa Baa Black Sheep written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baa baa black sheep please step out of the car. Yes sir yes sir please know I'm unarmed. Do you know why I stopped you today? Because of the fur color, I display? You match the description of a suspect I seek. Funny it's the 4th time to happen this week. I profiled you because you are black. And you drive a Mercedes which seems kinda whack. Either this car is stolen or you make too much money. A drug dealer or car thief and neither is funny. I need to justify this routine stop. So everyone thinks that I'm a good cop. For my safety Put your hands behind your back. Since I can't find anything I planted some crack.
Book Synopsis Daddy's Right Hand by : Annette M. Lyster
Download or read book Daddy's Right Hand written by Annette M. Lyster and published by . This book was released on 1885 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Simple Wild written by K.A. Tucker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: City girl Calla Fletcher attempts to reconnect with her estranged father, and unwittingly finds herself torn between her desire to return to the bustle of Toronto and a budding relationship with a rugged Alaskan pilot in this masterful new romance from acclaimed author K.A. Tucker. Calla Fletcher was two when her mother took her and fled the Alaskan wild, unable to handle the isolation of the extreme, rural lifestyle, leaving behind Calla’s father, Wren Fletcher, in the process. Calla never looked back, and at twenty-six, a busy life in Toronto is all she knows. But when her father reaches out to inform her that his days are numbered, Calla knows that it’s time to make the long trip back to the remote frontier town where she was born. She braves the roaming wildlife, the odd daylight hours, the exorbitant prices, and even the occasional—dear God—outhouse, all for the chance to connect with her father: a man who, despite his many faults, she can’t help but care for. While she struggles to adjust to this new subarctic environment, Jonah—the quiet, brooding, and proud Alaskan pilot who keeps her father’s charter plane company operational—can’t imagine calling anywhere else home. And he’s clearly waiting with one hand on the throttle to fly this city girl back to where she belongs, convinced that she’s too pampered to handle the wild. Jonah is probably right, but Calla is determined to prove him wrong. As time passes, she unexpectedly finds herself forming a bond with the burly pilot. As his undercurrent of disapproval dwindles, it’s replaced by friendship—or perhaps something deeper? But Calla is not in Alaska to stay and Jonah will never leave. It would be foolish of her to kindle a romance, to take the same path her parents tried—and failed at—years ago. It’s a simple truth that turns out to be not so simple after all.
Download or read book Cucumber Curtis written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cucumber Curtis is very excited to come home and nourish you. It's his destiny to become a delicious gourmet meal for you. But his destiny changes when his trip to the kitchen take a detour to moms bedroom.
Book Synopsis Linda Goodman's Love Signs by : Linda Goodman
Download or read book Linda Goodman's Love Signs written by Linda Goodman and published by RosettaBooks. This book was released on 2014-01-09 with total page 1103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestseller that helps you explore whether romance is in the stars. Linda Goodman’s Love Signs addresses the question asked by everyone familiar with astrology: How do I relate to someone of another sign? Each sign is “related” to the twelve signs of the zodiac in a different and unique way. Each section addresses the differences for a male and a female with the same sign matches. This is an updated edition of Linda Goodman’s lively bestseller, which has introduced millions to the concept of astrological compatibility. “What seems to set Goodman’s books apart from other stargazing guides is their knowledgeable approach and comprehensive reach.” —Newsweek
Download or read book Dad's a Cuck written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-15 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your mom has a big sex drive your dad can't fulfill. So she see's other men. While your daddy sits still.
Book Synopsis A Family of His Own by : Charles F. Duffy
Download or read book A Family of His Own written by Charles F. Duffy and published by CUA Press. This book was released on 2003 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A family of his own covers Edwin O'Connor's comfortable upbringing in Rhode Island, his formation at Notre Dame, his obscure years in radio and the Coast Guard during World War II, his adoption of Boston, his long association with his publishers at "Atlantic Monthly" and Little, Brown and Company, his toil in journalism and television reviewing, his several sojourns in Ireland, and his extraordinary dedication to his craft while living close to poverty. For the years after "The Last Hurrah," Duffy examines O'Connor's handling of newfound wealth and celebrity, his growing loneliness, the surprise and fulfillment of a late marriage, his failure on Broadway, and his return to fiction. Throughout his writing O'Connor's major subject was the family, especially the gains, losses, and conflicts within assimilated Irish America. Duffy examines the complex ways by which O'Connor's own experience of family and friendship formed essential patterns in his works.
Book Synopsis Insomniac and Friends by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book Insomniac and Friends written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-09 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yeetyeet likes to watch you sleep. Pickles under your bed he creeps. Switchblade eats your favorite stuffies. Pedo lures you away with puppies. Shifty plans to collect your teeth. Twisty smells your hair while you sleep. Clammy lives inside his van. Hank once had to kill a man. Tooty smells your dirty socks. Busby laughs at electric shocks. Touchy hides beneath your stairs. Bubbles constantly overshares. Twinkles spends the night robbing graves. Fappy keeps a few human slaves. Pogo appears in your bathroom mirror. Tonguey's intentions couldn't be clearer. Teeto waits outside your house. Jeff will bite the tail from a mouse
Download or read book Heirpower! written by Bob Vásquez and published by DIANE Publishing. This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Habits of the Household by : Justin Whitmel Earley
Download or read book Habits of the Household written by Justin Whitmel Earley and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2021-11-09 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover simple habits and easy-to-implement daily rhythms that will help you find meaning beyond the chaos of family life as you create a home where kids and parents alike practice how to love God and each other. You long for tender moments with your children--but do you ever find yourself too busy to stop, make eye contact, and say something you really mean? Daily habits are powerful ways to shape the heart--but do you find yourself giving in to screen time just to get through the day? You want to parent with purpose--but do you know how to start? Award-winning author and father of four Justin Whitmel Earley understands the tension between how you long to parent and what your daily life actually looks like. In Habits of the Household, Earley gives you the tools you need to create structure--from mealtimes to bedtimes--that free you to parent toddlers, kids, and teens with purpose. Learn how to: Develop a bedtime liturgy to settle your little ones and ground them in God's love Discover a new framework for discipline as discipleship Acquire simple practices for more regular and meaningful family mealtimes Open your eyes to the spirituality of parenting, seeing small moments as big opportunities for spiritual formation Develop a custom age chart for your family to more intentionally plan your shared years under the same roof Each chapter in Habits of the Household ends with practical patterns, prayers, or liturgies that your family can put into practice right away. As you create liberating rhythms around your everyday routines, you will find your family has a greater sense of peace and purpose as your home becomes a place where, above all, you learn how to love.
Book Synopsis My Journey on the Mississippi Road by : J. L. McCullough
Download or read book My Journey on the Mississippi Road written by J. L. McCullough and published by Vantage Press, Inc. This book was released on 2005 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "J. L. McCullough's evocative and often lovely memoir recounts one man's coming of age in the 'old' Mississippi: an often deceptively bucolic and picturesque region that sadly disguised the inherent prejudices in that part of the country."--Cover.
Book Synopsis Why Daddy Hits Mommy by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book Why Daddy Hits Mommy written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.
Book Synopsis The Wise Words Of A PIMP: Secret Pimp Game Principles From The Mind & Mouth Of A Real Pimp by : The Professor Of Pimpology
Download or read book The Wise Words Of A PIMP: Secret Pimp Game Principles From The Mind & Mouth Of A Real Pimp written by The Professor Of Pimpology and published by The Door 2 Success Publishing . This book was released on 2023-01-03 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “You’re Either Pimping, Tricking Or Hoeing In This Game Of Life Period!” “The Game Is To Be Sold and Not Told” so if you really want and desire to have your way with women, then you gotta pay a price to be in this game. You gotta pay to play and that’s the only way. You gotta pay an entry fee to become a P.I.M.P. Because real game from a real pimp won't come for free. It’s a sacred science kept secret to be given only to the worthy men and women who take this game seriously. Getting a hold of this game in the past could’ve only been attained if you actually knew a pimp personally who saw potential pimping in you or else you only got bits and pieces, never the full script. In this information you get the privilege of learning from a highly successful "finesse pimp" who put in work all over the world. A man who must remain nameless because he's now a Fortune 500 CEO who's taught the game of pimping to 100’s of men and women around the world. The first lesson is that you can’t be out here thinking with your smaller head like most men who think that the goal is only to get her in the bed. We call that man a trick in this game because he thought the real prize was between her legs. He thought the goal was to only get her in bed and not to get in her head. This man is called a trick because her feminine allure tricked him into pedestalizing whats between her legs so he spends his hard earned bread. He fell victim to a woman’s game of sexual manipulation and seduction. The game teaches a woman how to use her body to gain control of a man’s mind so she can control the balance of power. This game isn’t about your looks, your muscles or your money like most men think. This game is about your mind and how you use your words. Thats why its called game! After you hear my wisdom I promise you that you’ll never be the same. In fact I know this because I’ve seen it so many times change a boy into a man and a girl into a woman. I’ll teach you how to level up your manhood, control the balance of power in your relationships and understand the female psyche so you’ll stop falling for a woman’s sex game. This is the only game that she knows how to play and she’s learned to play it well. But with this game you’ll learn how to use it to your advantage instead of being tricked into giving her the power over your mind. Now buckle your seat belts because i’m about to crash your reality on women, wisdom and winning as a man that’ll fill your brain with “The Game”. Heres just a small taste of the over 80 chapters of Pimp Game this book contains: -How The Pimp Game Is Everywhere, Even At Your Job -Why A Woman Can Never Be Your Whole World And Your Everything -How To Communicate With A Woman So She Hears You -How To Know When a Woman Is Choosing You (Choosing Signals) -How To Understand The Mind Of A Woman (Female Psychology) -The 2 Types Of Women And Which One To Choose (Turnouts & Burnouts) -Why A Woman’s Loyalty Only Exists In Fairytales (She’s Not Yours) -Why She Wants A Pimp In Her Life (The Man With A Plan) -How A Woman Pimps Your Emotions Into Submission (Female Manipulation) -Why Learning Her Desires Is So Important (Desires Are Devils) -Why You Let A Woman Choose You -How To Deal With A Woman If She Disrespects You (The Power Play) -How To Make a Woman Want To Submit To You (The Dopamine Reward System) -Why You have To Play The Game Of “Hide The Dick” With Her (Male Manipulation) Disclaimer: This book is not about using people or manipulating others for manipulative purposes, even if there are techniques listed to do so. This information is for educational and entertainment purposes only! The author is not responsible for anyones influence to start Pimping after learning this information.
Download or read book The Last Hurrah written by Edwin O'Connor and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Last Hurrah tells the story of Skeffington's final campaign as witnessed through the eyes of his nephew, who learns a great deal about politics as he follows his uncle to fundraisers, wakes, and into smoke-filled rooms, ultimately coming--almost against his will--to admire the man.
Download or read book Moms Only Fans written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom and dad were fighting too much. So dad packed his bags. He said she was such.... A bitch all the time. Are the words that he spoke. Now they're divorced. And he left your mom broke. Difficult choices your mommy must make. Make it say strength in chinese. But she's a strong lady. So make no mistake. She went out shopping for sexy costumes. Then put a backdrop and lights in her room. And then she picked up a fancy new cam. Yep. You guessed it. Mom's on only fans. She's making videos in various clothes. What she does on meetups. Nobody knows. But your mommy no longer struggles with rent. her account has made it to the top 5 percent.
