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Book Synopsis Daddy And The World's Longest Poo by : Brydie Wright
Download or read book Daddy And The World's Longest Poo written by Brydie Wright and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever wonder why daddies disappear for hours on end? Where on earth do they go? Daddy and the World's Longest Poo tells the adventure of a little boy who faces just such a conundrum. Follow him on a journey of discovery, as he tries to make sense of one of life's great mysteries.
Book Synopsis The Not-So-Great Guidebook to Childrearing for the Not-So-Bright Parent by : Randall Fong
Download or read book The Not-So-Great Guidebook to Childrearing for the Not-So-Bright Parent written by Randall Fong and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2006-08-21 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous parody of a self-help manual was meant to offer useful advice on parenting, though from the not-so-bright mind of a contemporary father. Instead, a look into the inner workings of the rather strange and bizarre male mind is revealed, explaining the mystery behind some of the unusual behaviors seen in the dad of the 21st century. As a father and an Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor who sees many children in his practice, Dr. Fong provides "lessons" on parenting through his personal experiences, such as: -To avoid spousal reprisals, never criticize your wife when she disciplines the kids. It is best to leave well enough alone, crack open a beer, and watch a mindless sporting event on T.V. This is an example of a "win-win" situation. -When having the "Sex Talk" with your kids, always ask first what they already know. You may be surprised--they may know more than you! This could be a great education for Dad! -When toilet-training a child, always be encouraging. So the next time your child pulls you to the toilet to marvel at his unusually large creation, say something positive like, "Wow, I can't believe you made that all by yourself! Let's save it for Mom!" Obviously, some of these "lessons" are unconventional, but they do resonate with the thinking of many of today's fathers. Although written from the male point of view (and with the male weakness of being wrong most of the time), this book gives a fresh perspective into the relationship between father and offspring, and enlightens others into the foibles of the male mind when it comes to raising kids. In essence, this book reminds us that children do teach us about the simple joys of life that we often neglect to appreciate; and by seeing the world through their eyes, we can recapture that sense of possibility and magic that we lost along the way to adulthood.
Book Synopsis Daddy's Gotta Poop by : Taylor Vader
Download or read book Daddy's Gotta Poop written by Taylor Vader and published by . This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your daddy disappear to the bathroom any time things get chaotic at home? Or maybe when he's asked to do certain chores, he is nowhere to be found? If so, this is the book for you! Sit back and enjoy the story of one little girl and her daddy who has developed the sudden urge to poop at all of the most inconvenient times.
Book Synopsis Dishpan Dad: A Guy’s Guide to Raising Infants, Toddlers and Preschoolers by : Brett Becker
Download or read book Dishpan Dad: A Guy’s Guide to Raising Infants, Toddlers and Preschoolers written by Brett Becker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dishpan Dad: A Guy's Guide to Raising Infants, Toddlers and Preschoolers" was written by and for a stay-at-home dad, but it's a book for essentially any parent who has children under age 5. In more than 80 chapters, the book delves into issues unique to at-home dads: being surrounded by moms-whose husbands eye you with suspicion or derision-crises of self worth, cultural dogma, stereotypes, emotional and intellectual challenges and more. It also gets down to the business of raising mannered, well-behaved, resilient kids. In "Dishpan Dad," fathers will learn where to get good parenting advice-and where not to get it-how to avoid doing laundry, at least for a while, the importance of mouth breathing, why candy for breakfast is a bad idea, the importance of a manly diaper bag and how much time and effort it takes to get kids ready and out the door. There is more, of course. Lots more, all packaged in a book that's educational, fun and easy to read.
Book Synopsis Chicken Poop for the Soul II by : David Fisher
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul II written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2000 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who believe that laughter is the best medicine, this collection of parodies is filled with raucous tales of devilish delight. The sequel delivers another hysterical batch of droppings guaranteed to bring joy to the cynic in all of us.
Book Synopsis I Probably Should've Brought a Tent by : Erik Shonstrom
Download or read book I Probably Should've Brought a Tent written by Erik Shonstrom and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2022-06-15 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author once fell backwards, on skis, at night, into a latrine during a snowstorm in the Rocky Mountains. That’s just one of the stories in this 20-year tale of wilderness education. This book aims to entertain and edify, captivate and compel. It’s also laugh-out-loud funny, with echoes of Patrick F. McManus and Bill Heavey. Combining anecdotes of over two decades of outdoor education experience with thoughtful narrative context, the author offers tales of adventure that both experienced mountain guides and armchair enthusiasts can dig into with abandon. From the swampy backcountry of Florida to the soaring Sierra; the chilly gray waters of Puget sound to rocky scrambles in the Green Mountains, this book takes the reader on a hilarious journey through epic landscapes guided by a hapless outdoor teacher. No matter how suburban or urban our upbringing, we’ve all experienced the fear of strange noises in the night, inedible food cooked outdoors, and surviving when the nearest flush toilet is miles away. We can all relate to the mishaps and exploits experienced in the great wide world.
Download or read book Daddy Drinks written by Henry Dittman and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2017-06-16 with total page 831 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One very, very late night, in a state of panic, a new dad reaches out to five of his buddies via instant messenger to ask for advice on being a father. What results is a nonstop stream of consciousness as the Daddy Drinks daddies overshare, gripe, grouse, complain, and offer questionable guidance to one another on how to keep their kids alive and their marriages intact. Daddy Drinks is the real transcript lifted from that messenger thread that shines a comedic light on the idea that almost any man can be a father—but almost no father knows what the hell he’s doing! Daddy Drinks is a celebration of the ups and downs of raising a new baby—not just the fatigue and worry—but also the immense joys of newfound fatherhood. Features a begrudging foreword from TV dad Patrick Duffy.
Book Synopsis I Didn't Ask to Be Here by : Marsha Renee
Download or read book I Didn't Ask to Be Here written by Marsha Renee and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2023-04-24 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paris is a teenage girl growing up in South Central Los Angeles during an era when money, sex, prostitution, drugs, and alcoholism are the only ways to deal with reality. Upset with her parents for abandoning her, she moves in with her grandmother Joyce, going from rags to riches. Bennie is an eighteen-year-old transgender battling his sexuality and anger issues due to a fatherless childhood. With no parental guidance, Bennie’s heart has turned cold, but he still holds a special place in his heart for his best friend, Paris. Even though they come from separate homes and live different lifestyles, one’s pain is not better or worse than the others. Paris and Bennie are both products of their environment, suffering from broken homes and childhood trauma. While trying to be accepted by their high school peers, drama always follows them. Together, they search for a fabulous lifestyle and try to avoid making the same mistakes as their parents
Book Synopsis The Ghost and Max Monroe, Case #2 by : L.M. Falcone
Download or read book The Ghost and Max Monroe, Case #2 written by L.M. Falcone and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2015-04-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone has stolen the Zamboni sisters’ giant zucchini, which was certain to win first prize at the Harvest Fair. Max Monroe is on the case, with the help of his peculiar sidekick - the ghost of his great-uncle Larry. They encounter a cast of unusual suspects. But who would - or even could - steal a two-hundred-pound vegetable? One thing is for sure: this isn’t your garden-variety mystery!
Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 1996-08-20 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Book Synopsis How to Outswim a Shark Without a Snorkel by : Jess Keating
Download or read book How to Outswim a Shark Without a Snorkel written by Jess Keating and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Keating delivers a fun-filled, pitch-perfect book...An amusing, highly readable book about the perils of being 12 in a snake-eat-snake world."— Kirkus Starred Review on How to Outrun a Crocodile When Your Shoes Are Untied (My Life is a Zoo Book 1) Ana Wright's summer just got terrifying. She's finally getting used to living in a zoo (no, seriously—she lives with her family in an actual zoo), when she's assigned to work in the new shark tank. With her worst enemy. Forget about sharks! Ashley is the ultimate predator. And after Ana's favorite croc peed on Ashley's shoes, she's probably out for revenge. This can't be good. Jess Keating combines the quirky humor and animal-centric plots of Carl Hiaasen with the awkward adolescent antics of Lauren Myracle in this fresh new middle grade series! Praise for How to Outrun a Crocodile When Your Shoes Are Untied: "A menagerie of laugh-out-loud antics." —Anna Staniszewski, author of The Dirt Diary "A wild romp, filled with humor and heart." — Lisa Schroeder, author of It's Raining Cupcakes "Keating, a zoologist, enriches her debut novel with fascinating animal facts, awkward moments with a variety of wild species, and "creature files" Ana uses to amusingly classify her peers" —School Library Journal "An absolutely perfect summer read." —Girls' Life Magazine.com "Life is literally a zoo for shy 12-year-old Anna, who is trying to avoid seventh-grade bullies while hiding that her family lives among crocodiles and elephants." —Los Angeles Times
Book Synopsis My Summer with Molly by : Larry L. Meyer
Download or read book My Summer with Molly written by Larry L. Meyer and published by Calafia Press. This book was released on 1989 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Adventure Travelers: In Their Beginning by : Melanie Wadsworth
Download or read book The Adventure Travelers: In Their Beginning written by Melanie Wadsworth and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 1999-12-28 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Book Synopsis Chicken Poop for the Soul by : David Fisher
Download or read book Chicken Poop for the Soul written by David Fisher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometime late at night, when the house is quiet I can hear the familiar complaints of the friendly old floorboards stretching thier limbs, and the house iswarmed by love. I tiptoe into my four year old son's room and sit on the floor in a corner, and just watch him sleep.
Download or read book The Traveling Cat written by JP Rosselle and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-12-29 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book starts with Jim, a young boy of just six years old, growing up in Miami. Since his first visit down at the bay at the end of 25th Road, Jim got hooked on the adventure that would forever bring him back to the water. Jim lived an adventure that any boy would dream of. Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer had nothing on Jim. The photo on the cover is the original sailboat, The Princess, which Jims Dad built in their backyard. The book ends with Jim now fifteen, returning home from a trip of a lifetime.
Book Synopsis Jumping Off the Planet by : David Gerrold
Download or read book Jumping Off the Planet written by David Gerrold and published by BenBella Books. This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A trip to the Moon? Sounds like the perfect family vacation. Only, for 13-year-old Charles "Chigger" Dingillian, life is anything but perfect. His parents fight so much, they put the "dis" into dysfunctional. His brothers, Stinky and Weird, are impossible to get along with. And his neighborhood is a down-trodden tunnel community on Earth. It's supposed to be a short vacation—a trip up the Line, Earth's space elevator, and then home again. Halfway there, Chigger hits on a plan: if his parents can't find a way to work things out, why not just divorce them? The idea sounds crazy . . . until it works. But Chigger soon realizes he has much bigger problems: The people they meet on the Moon seem overly friendly and way too interested in his family. Suddenly, the quick pleasure trip takes a detour into danger as Chigger suspects they are targets of an interstellar manhunt. Their only hope may be to jump off the planet.
