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Author : Brad Jokes
Publisher : Coguia Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Cute Ant Jokes written by Brad Jokes and published by Coguia Creative. This book was released on with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best Cute Ant Jokes of all time!
Author : Peter Crumpton
Publisher : PeteyRF Creative
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Cute Ant Jokes For Kids written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-08-26 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Arnie Lightning
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535123365
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (233 download)
Download or read book Ant Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-09 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Ant Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean ant jokes for children. Funny ant and bug jokes Cute and colorful insect and bug illustrations Mazes and puzzles included Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What do you call an ant with frog's legs? A: An antphibian! ~HAHA!~ Q: How do ants prevent body odor? A: Deodorant! ~LOL!~ Q: Which city do most ants live in? A: Antlanta! ~HAHA!~ Q: What game is played between ants and elephants? A: Squash! ~LOL!~ Funny Ant and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about ants and insects. With cute and silly insect and bug illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. Funny and Hilarious Jokes About Ants! This funny joke book is full of ants, bugs, insects, and creepy crawler jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about bugs and insects will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Author : Rafe Menon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781543297379
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (973 download)
Download or read book 99 Ant Jokes written by Rafe Menon and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-07 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of 99 ant jokes
Author : Ronald Reagan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743271114
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Author : Simon Rich
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0307493962
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Ant Farm written by Simon Rich and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-11-11 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon Rich finds humor in some very surprising places. Armed with a sharp eye for the absurd and an overwhelming sense of doom, Rich explores the ridiculousness of our everyday lives. The world, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with endless comic potential. –If your girlfriend gives you some “love coupons” and then breaks up with you, are the coupons still valid? –What kind of performance pressure does an endangered male panda feel when his captors bring the last remaining female panda to his cage? –If murderers can get into heaven by accepting Jesus, just how awkward is it when they run into their victims? Join Simon Rich as he explores the extraordinary and hilarious desperation that resides in ordinary life, from cradle to grave. "Hilarious." –Jon Stewart
Author : Brian Boone
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250201993
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Author : Dan Signer
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9781452174426
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (744 download)
Download or read book More Lunch Lines written by Dan Signer and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh helping of laugh-out-loud jokes from the creator of Lunch Lines! What is a sheep's favorite karate move? A lamb chop! Parents can turn lunchtime into a real treat with a joke from More Lunch Lines every day! Packed with enough jokes for a whole school year and accompanied by hilarious illustrations, this clever book serves up a fresh helping of sidesplitting jokes and riddles on topics kids love, like animals, space, and sports. Just tear out a joke and drop it in a lunch for a school year of smiles—perfect for busy parents and hectic mornings! • A perfect back-to-school gift for busy parents • Enough hilarious jokes for an entire school year! • Dan Singer is a comedy writer who has written for the TV shows A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. Joke loving kids who love Lunchbox Notes and Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids will laugh it up for More Lunch Lines. • Joke books for kids age 5 and up • Kids lunch notes jokes • Lunch box notes Dan Signer is a comedy writer who has written for TV shows including A.N.T. Farm, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and One Day at a Time. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife and two sons.
Author : Chris Naylor-Ballesteros
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1408873877
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book I'm Going To Eat This Ant written by Chris Naylor-Ballesteros and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are so many scrumptious ways to eat this ant. Seared like steak or squished in a sausage ... sundried, salted or sliced ... But watch out, anteater! While you're salivating, this sneaky ant has got an escape plan up its sleeve ... Take one starving anteater and one slippery ant, and you have the super ingredients for a hilarious, stylish story. Perfect for fans of Jon Klassen, Chris Haughton and Steve Antony – minimalist illustrations with tonnes of humour.
Author : Cindy Derby
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250253349
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book How To Walk An Ant written by Cindy Derby and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are nine steps to becoming an ant walker, and Amariyah, the expert ant walker, is here to show you how it’s done. This irreverent and quirky picture book, How to Walk an Ant, follows a young girl as she goes through the process of walking ants, from polite introductions to tragic leash entanglements. In the end, this unique book from author-illustrator Cindy Derby shows that as long as you’re doing what you’re best at, you may find a like-minded friend to tag along. *Zero ants were harmed in the making of this book. **Oops, 7 ants were harmed in the making of this book.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Renee French
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 1935179217
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (351 download)
Download or read book Barry's Best Buddy written by Renee French and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2012 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Polarhog takes his reluctant best friend on a walk while a surprise is brewing.
Author : Marie Winn
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679758461
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (797 download)
Download or read book Red-Tails in Love written by Marie Winn and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1999-03-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated Edition—Ten Years Later The scene of this enchanting (and true) story is the Ramble, an unknown wilderness deep in the heart of New York's fabled Central Park. There an odd and amiable band of nature lovers devote themselves to observing and protecting the park's rich wildlife. When a pair of red-tailed hawks builds a nest atop a Fifth Avenue apartment house across the street from the model-boat pond, Marie Winn and her fellow "Regulars" are soon transformed into obsessed hawkwatchers. The hilarious and occasionally heartbreaking saga of Pale Male and his mate as they struggle to raise a family in their unprecedented nest site, and the affectionate portrait of the humans who fall under their spell will delight and inspire readers for years to come.
Author : Stephen Manes
Publisher : Apple
ISBN 13 : 9780590409612
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (96 download)
Download or read book Chocolate-covered Ants written by Stephen Manes and published by Apple. This book was released on 1993-01-01 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max and his little brother Adam make a bet about eating chocolate-covered ants.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Lisa Rusczyk
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781503323827
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (238 download)
Download or read book Charlie the Cavalier Travels the World written by Lisa Rusczyk and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Charlie the Cavalier on his travels around the world. While away he will video chat, send post cards, call on the phone, and text the people he misses at home. He even bring home his best friend Lilly a present. A great way to show kids how you will stay connected while you are away from home. Kids will also learn different landmarks around the world. Places that Charlie travels includes: Central Park, NYC, New York, Niagara Falls, Niagara, Canada, Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Big Ben, London, England, Prague Castle, Prague, Czech Republic, Eiffel Tower, Paris, France, Canal, Venice, Italy, Pyramids, Giza, Egypt, Great Wall of China, China, and Sydney Opera House, Sydney, Australia.
Author : Cheryl Daveiga
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781736395141
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Rocket Red written by Cheryl Daveiga and published by . This book was released on 2021-11 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rocket Red is a small guitar-playing ant with a big dream... AND a big problem. Join Rocket Red's journey in this funny, punny, action-packed tale of determination, friendship, teamwork, and the power of music.
