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Confessions of a Band Geek Mom

Author : Stacy Dymalski
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780615474991
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (749 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Band Geek Mom written by Stacy Dymalski and published by . This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand-up comic and writer/filmmaker Stacy Dymalski learned about parenting the hard way; she became one. After 36 years of childless living spoiled her into believing happy hour was just a normal part of one's daily commute, she moved to Utah (to ski everyday, of course) and within a year got pregnant. (Isn't that what happens to any woman who moves to Utah?) Before she knew it she had two young sons and suddenly sleep won out over midnight comedy shows. Juicy Juice replaced Gray Goose vodka (although they are good mixed). Prada bags gave way to diaper bags. Showers couldn't last longer than a "Bob the Builder" video. Vacations took a back seat to music lessons, and band instruments littered the house like empty beer bottles in a college dorm. And for the first 10 years of her sons' lives she felt compelled to clean up her language (sort of). In between carpools and doing crazy stuff like lobbying for sex education in schools (so our kids don't grow up thinking the missionary position involves a bicycle and a doorbell) Stacy has documented her parenting journey in this delightful collection of laugh-out-loud stories that her children are sure to contest once they're old enough to understand the art of irony and exaggeration.

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition)

Author : AK Turner
Publisher : Fever Streak Press
ISBN 13 : 0998654124
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (986 download)

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Download or read book This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store (Infused Edition) written by AK Turner and published by Fever Streak Press. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new "Infused" edition of the New York Times best seller! This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.

The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book

Author : Stacy Dymalski
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780990977506
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (775 download)

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Book Synopsis The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book by : Stacy Dymalski

Download or read book The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book written by Stacy Dymalski and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-11 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Memoir Midwife" teaches you the nine specific steps needed to self-publish your book. Think of this as the self-publishing version of "What to Expect When You're Expecting." It's meant to let you know what you're in for and provide you with the confidence you need to push forward with your self-publishing goals.

Confessions of a High School Disaster

Author : Emma Chastain
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481488759
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a High School Disaster written by Emma Chastain and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Chloe Snow chonicles a year in her high school life, sharing the highs and lows of family, friendship, school, and love"--

Confessions of a Marching Band Staff Member

Author : Michele L. Mathews
Publisher : Beach Girl Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Marching Band Staff Member written by Michele L. Mathews and published by Beach Girl Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I never dreamed marching band could change my life anymore than it already had. So how did it change my life? I had grown to love my four years of marching band in high school. I missed it when I graduated. As a college student, I watched the band at practices and followed them to contests. Hanging around the band paid off. When I got the chance to become a staff member, I jumped at the opportunity to help the marching band. Find out what being a staff member meant to me and how much more it changed my life in Confessions of a Marching Band Staff Member.

Confessions of a Marching Band Member

Author : Michele L. Mathews
Publisher : Beach Girl Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Marching Band Member written by Michele L. Mathews and published by Beach Girl Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I hated marching band my freshman year of high school. So why did I stay in for three more years? When I first joined marching band, I didn’t know anyone. I had a hard time making friends because of my shyness. Even worse, the staff and upperclassmen yelled at me when I couldn’t march in step. And then we didn't make state finals by one point. Find out why I stayed in band for three more years and how it changed my life in Confessions of a Marching Band Member.

True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom

Author : Mark Wertman
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595000460
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom written by Mark Wertman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you thought suburbia was a great place to raise your kids, along comes this surprisingly candid account of life in a neighborhood not unlike your own. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this humorous look at life in the suburbs as seen through the eyes of a stay-at-home dad. True Confessions of a Real Mr. Mom is a funny, heart-warming and honest account of one man's journey through family life and the wisdom he has gained. You'll love this delightful and often touching autobiographical tale of marriage, raising children, and coping with the trials and tribulations associated with being everyone's favorite confidant.

Confessions of a Middle School Nerd

Author : Gabriella Webster
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1304062066
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Middle School Nerd written by Gabriella Webster and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-05-31 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this fresh and relatable, "laugh-out-loud" novel, thirteen year old Kylie Wattson exposes herself as a klutzy, nerdy, awkward teenage girl with stories to tell and lessons to learn. Through a series of quirky retellings, Kylie relates her goal of making nerdy an accessory, learning--in the end--that we're all a little nerdy, and that's okay. With witty intelligence, Kylie shares what she's learned about self-worth, acceptance, and individuality. "This is hilarious and fresh! I was literally laughing out loud!"-Christina Baker. "An easy and relatable read for kids of all ages. Anybody can find a little bit of themselves in this novel."-Robin Zaruba.

Confessions of an Angry Girl

Author : Louise Rozett
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 0373210485
Total Pages : 271 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (732 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of an Angry Girl written by Louise Rozett and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the death of her father, Rose Zarelli struggles to contol her feelings and manage her life as a freshman in high school.

The Last Confession of Autumn Casterly

Author : Meredith Tate
Publisher : G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1984813498
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Book Synopsis The Last Confession of Autumn Casterly by : Meredith Tate

Download or read book The Last Confession of Autumn Casterly written by Meredith Tate and published by G.P. Putnam's Sons Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Autumn Casterly goes missing after a drug deal gone wrong, her estranged younger sister, Ivy, searches for her, uncovering dark secrets along the way.

Band Nerds Poetry from the 13th Chair Trombone Player

Author : D. J. Corchin
Publisher : Phazelfoz Company, LLC
ISBN 13 : 9780981964508
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (645 download)

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Download or read book Band Nerds Poetry from the 13th Chair Trombone Player written by D. J. Corchin and published by Phazelfoz Company, LLC. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Band Nerds Poetry From The 13th Chair Trombone Player by DJ Corchin is a book of humorously inspiring poems and illustrations all about BAND! Come join the crazy antics of those lovable band nerds like the egotistical trumpet player, bad boy percussionists, flirty yet stuck up flute, overzealous oboe, and many more. Explore the hilarious world of band geeks, music dweebs, and well...you get the picture. But be careful, you might just fall in love with them. Whether you've been in band, saw a band, or can spell the word band, you'll love this instant classic!

The Idea of You

Author : Robinne Lee
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 125012591X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Idea of You written by Robinne Lee and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now an original movie on Prime Video starring Anne Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine! When Solène Marchand, the thirty-nine-year-old owner of a prestigious art gallery in Los Angeles, takes her daughter, Isabelle, to meet her favorite boy band, she does so reluctantly and at her ex-husband’s request. The last thing she expects is to make a connection with one of the members of the world-famous August Moon. But Hayes Campbell is clever, winning, confident, and posh, and the attraction is immediate. That he is all of twenty years old further complicates things. What begins as a series of clandestine trysts quickly evolves into a passionate relationship. It is a journey that spans continents as Solène and Hayes navigate each other’s disparate worlds: from stadium tours to international art fairs to secluded hideaways in Paris and Miami. And for Solène, it is as much a reclaiming of self, as it is a rediscovery of happiness and love. When their romance becomes a viral sensation, and both she and her daughter become the target of rabid fans and an insatiable media, Solène must face how her new status has impacted not only her life, but the lives of those closest to her.

Good Kids

Author : Benjamin Nugent
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439154333
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Good Kids written by Benjamin Nugent and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Hail to the Chin

Author : Bruce Campbell
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250125618
Total Pages : 331 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Hail to the Chin written by Bruce Campbell and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestseller Introduction by New York Times bestselling author and famous minor television personality John Hodgman One of my dad’s favorite jokes about getting older was: “I went out for coffee when I was twenty-one and when I got back I was fifty-eight!” I get what he meant now. Time flies. My first book, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor, was published back in 2001 and it chronicles the adventures of a “mid-grade, kind of hammy actor" (my words), cutting his teeth on exploitation movies far removed from mainstream Hollywood. This next book, an “Act II” if you will, could be considered my “maturing years” in show business, when I began to say “no” more often and gravitated toward self-generated material. Taking stock in the overall quality of my life, I fled Los Angeles and moved to a remote part of Oregon to renew, regroup and reload. If that sounds tame, the journey from Evil Dead to Spider-Man to Burn Notice was long, with plenty of adventures/mishaps along the way. I never pictured myself hovering above Baghdad in a Blackhawk helicopter, facing a pack of wild dogs in Bulgaria, or playing an aging Elvis Presley with cancer on his penis - how can you predict this stuff? The sheer lunacy of show business is part of the fun for me and I hope you'll come along for the ride. – Bruce “Don’t Call Me Ash” Campbell

Rob Delaney

Author : Rob Delaney
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0812983181
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (129 download)

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Download or read book Rob Delaney written by Rob Delaney and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-12-02 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a Deadpool 2 fan favorite comes a “hilarious, raw” (Rolling Stone) memoir about love, sex, parenthood, work, substance abuse, and everything else that makes life wonderful and/or horrible. Updated with new material! Rob Delaney is a comedy superstar. But if you’re ever watched him steal scenes as Peter in Deadpool 2, binged his streaming series Catastrophe, encountered his raunchy and mischievous Twitter presence, or witnessed the hilarious and painful sharing he does in his stand-up, you already know that. In his first book, he traces his journey from middle-class theater geek to public menace to devoted family man and passionately engaged model citizen—from his youthful obsession (and pen pal relationship) with heavy metal band Danzig and an episode of drunken bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, to his court-ordered stint in rehab and the miracle of his son’s birth. All together, these essays make clear why it is he is so darn lovable—and so f#!%ing funny. Praise for Rob Delaney “Unlike some books by comics, Delaney’s volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life. . . . A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”—E! Online “One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”—Vice “A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”—Jimmy Kimmel “Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm.”—Splitsider “Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what’s hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”—Entertainment Weekly “Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not ‘done it again.’ Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He’s peaked.”—Judd Apatow “Rob’s transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”—Seth Meyers “WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he’s just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”—Anthony Bourdain

One Hundred Hearts

Author : Terry Sidford
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1504337646
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book One Hundred Hearts written by Terry Sidford and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-08-14 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At least one point in your life you’ve probably faced adversity that made you question your ability to go on. But you did go on, and since then: • How would you define courage? • Was there a defining moment that made you who you are today? • What do you want other women to know? One Hundred Hearts shares the deeply introspective responses to these and other questions answered by one hundred women. Through their answers, stories of ordinary women and their extraordinary courage come to life. You’ll laugh with them, cry with them, and see yourself in their journeys. Individually, the women you meet in this book display incredible courage. Collectively, they inspire you to appreciate the courage you demonstrate in your own life on a daily basis. “Triumphant, courageous and inspiring. Terry Sidford’s One Hundred Hearts takes you on a journey one heart at a time.” — Cheryl Burget, Founder of Your Intended Life “Reading Terry Sidford’s One Hundred Hearts is like sitting down with your girlfriends over coffee and sharing your deepest, darkest secrets. And then feeling better for doing so afterward.” — Stacy Dymalski, Comedian and Author of “Confessions of a Band Geek Mom” “I smiled, cried, laughed out loud, and connected with every woman’s story in Terry Sidford’s book, One Hundred Hearts.” — Beth K. Lefevre, Executive Director, Master Life, Inc. and Master Trainer for Passion Test Programs

Love, Lucas

Author : Chantele Sedgwick
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1634500032
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (345 download)

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Download or read book Love, Lucas written by Chantele Sedgwick and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-05-05 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 2015 Whitney Award Nominee! A powerful story of loss, second chances, and first love, reminiscent of Sarah Dessen and John Green. When Oakley Nelson loses her older brother, Lucas, to cancer, she thinks she’ll never recover. Between her parents’ arguing and the battle she’s fighting with depression, she feels nothing inside but a hollow emptiness. When Mom suggests they spend a few months in California with Aunt Jo, Oakley isn’t sure a change of scenery will alter anything, but she’s willing to give it a try. In California, Oakley discovers a sort of safety and freedom in Aunt Jo’s beach house. Once they’re settled, Mom hands her a notebook full of letters addressed to her—from Lucas. As Oakley reads one each day, she realizes how much he loved her, and each letter challenges her to be better and to continue to enjoy her life. He wants her to move on. If only it were that easy. But then a surfer named Carson comes into her life, and Oakley is blindsided. He makes her feel again. As she lets him in, she is surprised by how much she cares for him, and that’s when things get complicated. How can she fall in love and be happy when Lucas never got the chance to do those very same things? With her brother’s dying words as guidance, Oakley knows she must learn to listen and trust again. But will she have to leave the past behind to find happiness in the future? Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.