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Download or read book Circus Joke Book written by Eliza Cole and published by Eliza Cole. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's more entertaining than a good joke? If your kids love the circus and clowns then this is right up their alley! You can't go wrong with this circus joke book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners about circus performers and clowns that will keep your children entertained for hours.
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Penis Circus written by Conny Klein and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PENIS CIRCUS THIS FUNNY GIFT BOOK FOR THE MAN'S LITTLE FRIEND INCLUDES 19 DIFFERENT PICTURES. YOU CAN CUT IT TO YOUR INDIVIDUAL SIZE, INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALSO IN THE BOOK. IT IS ALSO SUITABLE AS A FUN FINGER PLAY. I WISH YOU A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS BOOK: ) ATTENTION THE PAGES ARE NORMAL PAPER PAGES THIS BOOK IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT
Download or read book The Book of Jokes written by Momus and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a universe where every joke you've ever heard is solid, real, and occasionally dangerous--and all happening, one after the other, to the same small group of people. Detailing a series of filthy and ludicrous episodes in the life of a single family, saddled with a super-eccentric, sexually rapacious father, "The Book of Jokes" tells the story of the youth and education of a bland young boy doomed to record--in an incongruously serious, autobiographical mode--all the ridiculous incidents befalling his household. With their lives dictated by set ups and punchlines, the boy's family quickly becomes luridly dysfunctional, and he realizes that the only way to escape his tragicomic fate is by trying to take control of the joke-telling himself. Channeling the spirits of Chaucer, Rabelais, Flann O'Brien, and Gian Francesco Poggio Bracciolini, the Vatican secretary who compiled the first known book of jokes in 1451, "The Book of Jokes" is a happy raspberry in the face of life as we know and tell it.
Download or read book Circus Joke Book written by Ned Turner and published by . This book was released on 1874 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Circus written by Karin Blume and published by Abbeville Kids. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An interactive book about visiting a circus and watching the performers.
Download or read book Count Your Blessings written by Bil Keane and published by Focus on the Family Pub. This book was released on 1995 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's something special about children, and there's something special about the way Bill Keane captures them in his popular "Family Circus" comic strips. This heartwarming collection combines faith and family themes for hours of smiles and laughter.give them reassurance that their God will never abandon them.and makes use of what has been developed in 12 step, self-help and dysfunctional family-related groups.
Book Synopsis The Pilo Family Circus by : Will Elliott
Download or read book The Pilo Family Circus written by Will Elliott and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie's tyres squealed to a halt. Standing in the glare of the headlights was an apparition dressed in a puffy shirt with a garish flower pattern It wore oversized red shoes, striped pants and white face paint. It stared at him with ungodly boggling eyes, then turned away...this seemingly random incident triggers a nightmarish chain of events as Jamie finds he is being stalked by a trio of gleefully sadistic clowns who deliver a terrifying ultimatum: you have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You're joining the circus. Ain't that the best news you ever got? Jamie is plunged into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between hell and earth from which humankind's greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place peopled by the gruesome, grotesque and monstrous, where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself - for when he applies the white face paint, he is transformed into JJ, the most vicious clown of all. And JJ wants Jamie dead.
Download or read book Clowning Around written by Rick Walton and published by Lerner Publishing Group. This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about the circus, including "Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats."
Book Synopsis Glovebox Joke Circus by : Dave Lambert
Download or read book Glovebox Joke Circus written by Dave Lambert and published by Infinity Pub. This book was released on 2007-07-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-purpose smorgasbord of nonsense. Ice-breakers for public speakers. New ammo for partiers. Open the glovebox for humor when taking kids on trips, long or short. Inexpensive gift for birthdays and any occasion.Samples: .Why are ghosts so smart? .They always have a clear head. .When is it bad news for things to be all right? .When you?re left-handed. .Why would a stonemason make a good politician? .He already knows how to stonewall. .I could have been a cabinetmaker but I was afraid to cut corners. .?A car with a joke book is a happy car.??Dave Lambert
Book Synopsis The Night Circus by : Erin Morgenstern
Download or read book The Night Circus written by Erin Morgenstern and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2011-09-13 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Two starcrossed magicians engage in a deadly game of cunning in the spellbinding novel that captured the world's imagination. • "Part love story, part fable ... defies both genres and expectations." —The Boston Globe The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within the black-and-white striped canvas tents is an utterly unique experience full of breathtaking amazements. It is called Le Cirque des Rêves, and it is only open at night. But behind the scenes, a fierce competition is underway: a duel between two young magicians, Celia and Marco, who have been trained since childhood expressly for this purpose by their mercurial instructors. Unbeknownst to them both, this is a game in which only one can be left standing. Despite the high stakes, Celia and Marco soon tumble headfirst into love, setting off a domino effect of dangerous consequences, and leaving the lives of everyone, from the performers to the patrons, hanging in the balance.
Download or read book Madagascar 3: Joke Book written by and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How did the Zoosters feel when they got on the circus train? This title features jokes, animal anagrams, fun-tastic facts and some silly circus songs.
Book Synopsis The Circus and Other Stories by : Samuil Marshak
Download or read book The Circus and Other Stories written by Samuil Marshak and published by Tate. This book was released on 2013-05-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects four stories, including "The Circus," in which rhyming text describes different circus performances.
Book Synopsis The Farmer and the Clown by : Marla Frazee
Download or read book The Farmer and the Clown written by Marla Frazee and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whimsical and touching images tell the story of an unexpected friendship and the revelations it inspires in this moving, wordless picture book from two-time Caldecott Honor medalist Marla Frazee. A baby clown is separated from his family when he accidentally bounces off their circus train and lands in a lonely farmer’s vast, empty field. The farmer reluctantly rescues the little clown, and over the course of one day together, the two of them make some surprising discoveries about themselves—and about life! Sweet, funny, and moving, this wordless picture book from a master of the form and the creator of The Boss Baby speaks volumes and will delight story lovers of all ages.
Book Synopsis My Mom Is the Best Circus by : Luciana Navarro Powell
Download or read book My Mom Is the Best Circus written by Luciana Navarro Powell and published by Robin Corey Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delightfully entertaining story celebrating mom as the best one-woman show on Earth! This humorous story celebrates mom as the best one-woman show on earth as she juggles everything that goes on during the day—she's a ringmaster, a wild beast tamer, a magician, and sometimes a clown. But her best stunt of all is the sandman show, when it's time for a good-night story. Luciana Navarro Powell's colorful, humorous illustrations are a perfect complement to her spirited, rhyming text.
Book Synopsis Circus Mania! by : Douglas McPherson
Download or read book Circus Mania! written by Douglas McPherson and published by Peter Owen Publishers. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A history of the circus from its origins in the Roman times, through its establishment in Western Europe, and to the modern day circus—absolutely diverse and captivating Circuses have existed since Roman times, but centuries later, the circus world has never been more diverse and captivating, the global success of Cirque du Soleil testament to its enduring and universal appeal. Traditional family circuses for kids, arty cirque-style shows for adults, circuses in tents or in theaters, circuses with animals or without, cabaret-style hybrids on the burlesque circuit—this is an expert guide to their extraordinary history and culture. The circus requires a unique type of performer, people who blend the discipline of sports stars with the razzmatazz of showbiz; itinerant but clannish entertainers who have often had circus blood in their families for generations; world class gymnasts who risk death twice daily and help take down the big top afterwards. This history offers a journey into this unique world, each chapter an access-all-areas pass to a different circus, talking to the trapeze flyers, clowns, animal trainers, and showmen about their lives, work, families, customs, and traditions.
Download or read book Circus Fever written by Alva Sachs and published by Three Wishes Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jessica is a nine-year-old girl with a big imagination and an even bigger love for the circus. to her delight, the circus is coming to town!
