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Christmas Letters from Hell

Author : Michael Lent
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416554319
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Christmas Letters from Hell written by Michael Lent and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-06 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't love to open the mailbox during the holidays and find a newsletter? Whether it's a juicy missive from a college roommate inadvertently revealing her husband's wandering eye, a self-congratulatory account of a cousin's rise to power at the local fast-food joint, or a mind-numbingly detailed account of a year's medical ailments (including photos) from a coworker, they're always entertaining. Christmas Letters from Hell skewers holiday letters of all shapes and sizes, from the ones that come crammed with cheesy graphics or written from the perspective of the recently neutered family dog to those filled with stories of "perfect" family vacations that were clearly anything but. Here Santa uses his holiday letter to let the elves know that he'll be outsourcing to China effective immediately; a bipolar mom tells two very different versions of the year's events; and Osama bin Laden touches base with his high school host family in Minneapolis. Christmas Letters from Hell serves up a steaming, savory blend of the holiday cheer, humor, and twisted truth in our well-intended attempts to stay in touch gone horribly, horribly wrong.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

A Hell of a Christmas

Author : Zoe Cannon
Publisher : Zoe Cannon
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 16 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Hell of a Christmas written by Zoe Cannon and published by Zoe Cannon. This book was released on 2023-11-17 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marcy has always said everyone is welcome at her dinner table on Christmas Eve. That was before her youngest daughter brought a new friend home. A friend with horns and a pitchfork. Now Marcy’s mother won’t shut up about how in her day, girls only brought respectable men home for the holidays. Her brother-in-law is making booze-fueled jokes about how they’ll all have a devil of a time tonight. And her husband, off in the clouds as always, is no help. No one at the table is perfect. Least of all Marcy herself. But has she finally found the one guest she can’t open her heart and her home to? This short story is 2700 words long. It is also available in Santa’s Rejects, a collection of offbeat Christmas stories.

Dear Satan...

Author : Eve Langlais
Publisher : Eve Langlais
ISBN 13 : 1773842528
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (738 download)

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Download or read book Dear Satan... written by Eve Langlais and published by Eve Langlais. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when you’re sleeping. Spies when you’re awake. Knows if you’ve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil’s sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn’t spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan… Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea—after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Marduke’s mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil’s kennel master doesn’t expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. It’s disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams—and letting his dogs pee on people while they’re down—but there’s something about Merry… genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance

Letters from Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1866 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell. [Translated from the Danish.]

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell. [Translated from the Danish.] written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1866 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : M. Rowel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by M. Rowel and published by . This book was released on 1884 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : George Mac Donald
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9783348121361
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by George Mac Donald and published by . This book was released on 2024-06-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1906 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Hell's Angels Letters

Author : Margaret Ann Harrell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781600521676
Total Pages : 283 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (216 download)

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Download or read book The Hell's Angels Letters written by Margaret Ann Harrell and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (257 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1897 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 370 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (117 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1889 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters to a Young Muslim

Author : Omar Saif Ghobash
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250119839
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book Letters to a Young Muslim written by Omar Saif Ghobash and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **A New York Times Editor's Pick** From the Ambassador of the UAE to Russia comes Letters to a Young Muslim, a bold and intimate exploration of what it means to be a Muslim in the twenty-first century. In a series of personal and insightful letters to his sons, Omar Saif Ghobash offers a vital manifesto that tackles the dilemmas facing not only young Muslims but everyone navigating the complexities of today’s world. Full of wisdom and thoughtful reflections on faith, culture and society. This is a courageous and essential book that celebrates individuality whilst recognising it is our shared humanity that brings us together. Written with the experience of a diplomat and the personal responsibility of a father; Ghobash’s letters offer understanding and balance in a world that rarely offers any. An intimate and hopeful glimpse into a sphere many are unfamiliar with; it provides an understanding of the everyday struggles Muslims face around the globe. *One of Time's Most Anticipated Books of 2017, a Bustle Best Nonfiction Pick for January 2017, a Chicago Review of Books Best Book to Read in January 2017, a Stylist Magazine Best Book of 2017, included in New Statesman's What to Read in 2017*

Letters from Hell

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (697 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by and published by . This book was released on 1889 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (139 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by . This book was released on 1892 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters from Hell

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book Letters from Hell written by and published by . This book was released on 1890 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Letters From Hell

Author : Valdemar Adolph Thisted
Publisher : Franklin Classics Trade Press
ISBN 13 : 9780343927288
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (272 download)

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Download or read book Letters From Hell written by Valdemar Adolph Thisted and published by Franklin Classics Trade Press. This book was released on 2018-10-21 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. To ensure a quality reading experience, this work has been proofread and republished using a format that seamlessly blends the original graphical elements with text in an easy-to-read typeface. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.