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Bitch Please I'm So Fabulous I Pee Cute Rainbows Poo Fluffy Clouds & Fart Magical Fairy Dust

Author : Cute Creations Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781087283296
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (832 download)

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Download or read book Bitch Please I'm So Fabulous I Pee Cute Rainbows Poo Fluffy Clouds & Fart Magical Fairy Dust written by Cute Creations Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-04 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bitch Please Notebook for Awesome Coworkers and Friends Everywhere! This journal/notebook is the perfect funny gift to women and girls who love unicorns. Great Gift for Coworker or Friend Birthday Gift, Christmas Gift, or any other special occasions. This book will be very useful to write their favourite quotations, poems or personal reflections. PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS: Lined journal pages Size: 6" x 9" - 100 pages or 50 sheets Great Gifts for Birthday, Christmas Presents Matte paperback cover Interior page colour: White Binding: Perfect Paper Weight: 60lb text/90 GSM - Acid-free Convenient size to carry with you on the go. Made in the USA Give a funny and memorable gift!

Blue Unicorn

Author : Victor Celorio
Publisher : Blue Unicorn Editions, llc
ISBN 13 : 1583960643
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (839 download)

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Download or read book Blue Unicorn written by Victor Celorio and published by Blue Unicorn Editions, llc. This book was released on 2000-07 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

Bareback on a Unicorn

Author : Alan Hilfiker
Publisher : Elmcroft Publications
ISBN 13 : 1662939531
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (629 download)

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Download or read book Bareback on a Unicorn written by Alan Hilfiker and published by Elmcroft Publications. This book was released on 2024-02-16 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dale Petersen is a respected, reliable trusts and estates attorney practicing in Southwest Florida. His idyllic world is shattered when a notorious drug lord, J. Esteban Morales, is executed by a gang in the streets of Miami. Decades earlier, when Dale was a Peace Corps volunteer in Guatemala, he knew Morales as a counterpart and trusted friend. Now, fatefully tasked as executor of Morales’s estate, Dale is in control of a vast, illicit fortune. As he works to carry out Morales’s uncharacteristically charitable wishes and impassioned plea for redemption, he gradually becomes entangled in a web of intrigue involving promises, secrets, and deception. Ultimately, he is forced to confront challenges to his integrity and ethical convictions. Will Dale uphold his character as an esteemed, reputable attorney? Or will he lose himself, forever altered by the complexities of morality, transgression, and temptation?

Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain

Author : Richard Roberts
Publisher : Crossroad Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 486 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain written by Richard Roberts and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2019-06-02 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Penelope Akk wants to be a superhero. She's got superhero parents. She's got the ultimate mad science power, filling her life with crazy gadgets even she doesn't understand. She has two super powered best friends. In middle school, the line between good and evil looks clear. In real life, nothing is that clear. All it takes is one hero's sidekick picking a fight, and Penny and her friends are labeled supervillains. In the process, Penny learns a hard lesson about villainy: She's good at it. Criminal masterminds, heroes in power armor, bottles of dragon blood, alien war drones, shape shifters and ghosts, no matter what the super powered world throws at her, Penny and her friends come out on top. They have to. If she can keep winning, maybe she can clear her name before her mom and dad find out.

Secret Pucking Unicorn

Author : Jenny Fenshaw
Publisher : Shifting Pines Press
ISBN 13 : 1962615022
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (626 download)

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Download or read book Secret Pucking Unicorn written by Jenny Fenshaw and published by Shifting Pines Press. This book was released on 2024-06-05 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when a sweet-as-puck hockey-playing wolf shifter with a secret is reunited with his sister’s best friend that he’s loved since childhood who has a secret of her own? The swoons. Declan I’ve always done what is expected of me and been the perfect son, brother, and future Alpha. Now I’m ready to go after my own dreams. The first step is being the best player I can be on my pro hockey team and earning enough money to buy the horse farm I’ve always wanted. The second step is declaring my feelings and convincing my sister’s best friend to give me the chance to prove I’m someone she can love. She’s off working in New Zealand, so I have time to work on the first step before having to be brave enough to take the second. Until… Miranda I’m tired of not feeling like I belong anywhere. My parents are dedicated to their careers, and I rarely stay anywhere long enough to form genuine connections. I want to put down roots, be near the few friends I’ve made over the years and be part of a community. I’ve had a hopeless crush on my best friend’s older brother, Declan, for years, but he’s only ever seen me as a friend. It’s time to consider looking for someone who will love me in return. When a sudden chance to work for a professional shifter hockey team in New Jersey comes up, I jump at it without a second thought, not knowing Declan was one of the star players until I walked into the rink. How will I be able to find someone when the only man I’ve ever wanted is front and center and focused solely on me? Fate has a way of bringing people together. Secrets have a way of tearing them apart. Which will prevail? Secret Pucking Unicorn is a shifter hockey romance full of humor, heart, and heat. If you want to laugh, sigh, and swoon, not necessarily in that order, with funny, sexy shifters, this is the book for you!

Dragon Bound

Author : Thea Harrison
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101514396
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Dragon Bound written by Thea Harrison and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-03 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE FIRST NOVEL IN THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING ELDER RACES SERIES! Half-human and half-wyr, Pia Giovanni spent her life keeping a low profile among the wyrkind and avoiding the continuing conflict between them and their Dark Fae enemies. But after being blackmailed into stealing a coin from the hoard of a dragon, Pia finds herself targeted by one of the most powerful—and passionate—of the Elder races. As the most feared and respected of the wyrkind, Dragos Cuelebre cannot believe someone had the audacity to steal from him, much less succeed. And when he catches the thief, Dragos spares her life, claiming her as his own to further explore the desire they’ve ignited in each other. Pia knows she must repay Dragos for her trespass, but refuses to become his slave—although she cannot deny wanting him, body and soul...

Superficial Girl - Part 1

Author : Lexie Winston
Publisher : Neighpalm Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0648793389
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (487 download)

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Download or read book Superficial Girl - Part 1 written by Lexie Winston and published by Neighpalm Publishing. This book was released on with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since being adopted into the Summers family and the Neighpalm Industries fortune, Jacinta has had it all. Flashy cars, expensive clothes, and the love of a family. But what she craves more than anything is something that she’s never experienced - a genuine relationship. One not established on what she can do for someone, but a soul-deep connection. Someone to see below the surface shine, and love the girl inside. Superficial Girl is a reverse harem novel and contains MM. It is a continuation of the Neighpalm Industries Collective but from a new female main point of view.

Ready Player Two

Author : Ernest Cline
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 1524761338
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book Ready Player Two written by Ernest Cline and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The thrilling sequel to the beloved worldwide bestseller Ready Player One, the near-future adventure that inspired the blockbuster Steven Spielberg film. NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY THE WASHINGTON POST • “The game is on again. . . . A great mix of exciting fantasy and threatening fact.”—The Wall Street Journal AN UNEXPECTED QUEST. TWO WORLDS AT STAKE. ARE YOU READY? Days after winning OASIS founder James Halliday’s contest, Wade Watts makes a discovery that changes everything. Hidden within Halliday’s vaults, waiting for his heir to find, lies a technological advancement that will once again change the world and make the OASIS a thousand times more wondrous—and addictive—than even Wade dreamed possible. With it comes a new riddle, and a new quest—a last Easter egg from Halliday, hinting at a mysterious prize. And an unexpected, impossibly powerful, and dangerous new rival awaits, one who’ll kill millions to get what he wants. Wade’s life and the future of the OASIS are again at stake, but this time the fate of humanity also hangs in the balance. Lovingly nostalgic and wildly original as only Ernest Cline could conceive it, Ready Player Two takes us on another imaginative, fun, action-packed adventure through his beloved virtual universe, and jolts us thrillingly into the future once again.

When Heroes Fall: An Enemies-to-Lovers Mafia Romance

Author : Giana Darling
Publisher : Giana Darling Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781774440186
Total Pages : 508 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book When Heroes Fall: An Enemies-to-Lovers Mafia Romance written by Giana Darling and published by Giana Darling Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-02 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Wall Street Journal bestselling author Giana Darling comes an enemies to lovers, forbidden romance between an ice cold lawyer and her infamous mafioso client who is on trial for murder... I am the villain of my own story... Jilted by my fiancé. A disappointment to my family. Haunted by my childhood traumas. I felt so much all my life that I resolved to feeling nothing at all. Until I met my match. As the most infamous mafioso of the 21st century, Dante Salvatore was madly passionate, unequivocally bad, and entirely too dangerous to know. He was everything I abhorred, yet I found myself representing him in the biggest criminal trial of the decade. I was so focused on winning and achieving the success I deserved that I didn't notice the gorgeous black-eyed man's effect on me until it was too late. My icy heart had been held too close to his flame and now I wouldn't let Dante go down without fighting with everything I had in me. Even if the cost of a new life with him meant the loss of my old life and everything I thought I held dear. *Book One in the Anti-Heroes in Love Duet.*

The Last Black Unicorn

Author : Tiffany Haddish
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 150118184X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book The Last Black Unicorn written by Tiffany Haddish and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “An inspiring story that manages to be painful, honest, shocking, bawdy and hilarious.” —The New York Times Book Review From stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless as the author herself. Growing up in one of the poorest neighborhoods of South Central Los Angeles, Tiffany learned to survive by making people laugh. If she could do that, then her classmates would let her copy their homework, the other foster kids she lived with wouldn’t beat her up, and she might even get a boyfriend. Or at least she could make enough money—as the paid school mascot and in-demand Bar Mitzvah hype woman—to get her hair and nails done, so then she might get a boyfriend. None of that worked (and she’s still single), but it allowed Tiffany to imagine a place for herself where she could do something she loved for a living: comedy. Tiffany can’t avoid being funny—it’s just who she is, whether she’s plotting shocking, jaw-dropping revenge on an ex-boyfriend or learning how to handle her newfound fame despite still having a broke person’s mind-set. Finally poised to become a household name, she recounts with heart and humor how she came from nothing and nowhere to achieve her dreams by owning, sharing, and using her pain to heal others. By turns hilarious, filthy, and brutally honest, The Last Black Unicorn shows the world who Tiffany Haddish really is—humble, grateful, down-to-earth, and funny as hell. And now, she’s ready to inspire others through the power of laughter.

Maybe Swearing Will Help

Author : Weldon Owen
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (867 download)

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Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by Weldon Owen and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do—you need to stab something. Now you can do both. Maybe Swearing Will Help combines two of the best stress-relievers—cursing, and cross stitch—into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have. With 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch! No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lesson in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away. Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favorite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace. SWEARING AND STABBING: Get out your aggressions with a easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects 25 PATTERNS: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step–by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork.

The Substitute - Book I

Author : Tionne Rogers
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1446659925
Total Pages : 658 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (466 download)

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Download or read book The Substitute - Book I written by Tionne Rogers and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-07-09 with total page 658 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I understand this is all new to an inexperienced youth like yourself. I was half expecting your denial, but I'm willing to wait, within a reasonable time frame, that you become my lover. I will provide, take care and see that no harm falls upon you, as long as you respect me and behave according to your status. As I said, you are the most adorable thing that has caught my attention in years. You have to be mine and I have every intention to win you over." With these words, Konrad von Lintorff, a Swiss German banker declared his intentions to a 19 years old penniless student. Guntram was young, kind hearted and exactly looking as Konrad's former lover. Can a young sweet boy survive the High Finance World and the love of a possessive and violent man? Follow Guntram's diary through a story of intrigue, love, sex, betrayal, secret societies, deceptions and murder. Book trailer can be found at: http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVTiytLrbUc&feature=plcp

Not Like Me

Author : Holly Hamilton
Publisher : Ukiyoto Publishing
ISBN 13 : 935490842X
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book Not Like Me written by Holly Hamilton and published by Ukiyoto Publishing. This book was released on 2022-01-28 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ashley Tudor was once a talented ballet dancer until an unforeseen injury took her dreams away. Years later, Ashley finds herself bitter, broken, and without a boyfriend. When her junior year begins, she finds herself in the middle of two love interests Zander Hogan, her best friend’s twin, and Aiden Buckland, a childhood friend. When ballet enters her life again, Ashley will need to figure out if chasing her dreams is worth breaking her heart.

Slade (Walk of Shame #1)

Author : Victoria Ashley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781088168233
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (682 download)

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Download or read book Slade (Walk of Shame #1) written by Victoria Ashley and published by . This book was released on 2014-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Slade Merrick and I'm a sex addict . . . I've been told it's a problem. I see it as a passion... something I'm good at. And who stops something that they're good at? They want me to seek help. Don't judge my lifestyle. You're no better than me. Just admit it, you like to have sex too. Sex is what I do best; my own personal high, so I embrace it instead of being ashamed. When I'm not fu*king, I'm slinging drinks at Walk of Shame or stripping my way into your bed, another thing I'm good at. Every woman's darkest fantasy brought to life. So, am I stopping? Hell no. Sex is beautiful, raw and erotic and I get off knowing I can have it with anyone I want . . . with the exception of her. Aspen. She walks into the club swaying those hips, instantly drawing my dick to attention. She's pure perfection. That is, until she opens that mouth, drawing me in, and for the first time in forever, I want something more than sex. I want her, and she hates it. Things get dirty. Dirty is what I like... it's how I live. But she's playing a game she can never win. . .

The Anatomical Shape of a Heart

Author : Jenn Bennett
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1250066468
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Anatomical Shape of a Heart written by Jenn Bennett and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Artist Beatrix Adams knows exactly how she's spending the summer before her senior year. Determined to follow in Da Vinci's footsteps, she's ready to tackle the one thing that will give her an advantage in a museum-sponsored scholarship contest: drawing actual cadavers. But when she tries to sneak her way into the hospital's Willed Body program and misses the last metro train home, she meets a boy who turns her summer plans upside down. Jack is charming, wildly attractive . . . and possibly one of San Francisco's most notorious graffiti artists. On midnight buses and city rooftops, Beatrix begins to see who Jack really is-and tries to uncover what he's hiding that leaves him so wounded. But will these secrets come back to haunt him? Or will the skeletons in Beatrix's own family's closet tear them apart?

Life as a Unicorn: A Journey from Shame to Pride and Everything in Between

Author : Amrou Al-Kadhi
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 000839038X
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Life as a Unicorn: A Journey from Shame to Pride and Everything in Between written by Amrou Al-Kadhi and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heart-breaking and hilarious memoir about the author’s fight to be true to themself WINNER OF THE POLARI FIRST BOOK PRIZE 2020 WINNER OF A SOMERSET MAUGHAM AWARD