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Author :Adam Smith Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781539086758 Total Pages :60 pages Book Rating :4.0/5 (867 download)
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-26 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lot of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh Just make sure that you laugh with your friends or someone might think you are getting crazy.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Book Synopsis Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 2) by : Peter Crumpton
Download or read book Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 2) written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-12-21 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 2)
Book Synopsis Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 3) by : Peter Crumpton
Download or read book Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 3) written by Peter Crumpton and published by PeteyRF Creative. This book was released on 2015-12-23 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Funny Jokes For Kids 2016 (Part 3)
Book Synopsis 300 Best Jokes 2016 by : Donald Shaw
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes 2016 written by Donald Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You Will Find 300 Funny and Hilarious Jokes Inside This Book! This book has no bad words, but it is not for kids. Some jokes are about relationship between men and women, and it may not be appropriate for children.Joking is always fun! Jokes bring smiles to people's faces. Jokes make us laugh. People fall in love when they smile at each other. Many people enjoy joking with their closest friends and families. Jokes help to overcome the difficulties and relax us. Joking is an awesome social skill and a great way to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people also love just to read some good jokes for amusement.However, it is not that easy to find real good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are not clean enough. You may also find many joke books that are just not really funny and contain too much fluff like advertising and the author's bio. This jokes book is different! Buying this book you will get: A great collection of FUNNY jokes approved by hundreds of people, including my family and friends One-liners, real-life awkward situations, riddles and short stories Hours of entertainment and fun reading Great book to read on a long trip Clean jokes without bad words Jokes for adults and teenagers. In fact, there are some jokes for kids too, but do not give this book to your kids Jokes about relationship, marriage, professions, hobbies, animals, school, etc. Free bonus book with the popular Pokémon Go Memes (see the last page) Due to that people have different tastes, some of them like certain jokes and the others not. This especially applies to the jokes of certain genres like Yo Mamma jokes, blonde jokes, etc. Therefore I have included only a few jokes of these types that may be offensive to some groups of people. And in any case, this book is free of racism. I also did not mean to insult blonde women, overweight people or any other categories of people. So relax, take it easy and enjoy the humor!If you are ready for a good laugh, pranks, and riddles, it's time to get the best jokes book of the year! Do Not Wait Another Minute - Download Your Copy Right Away! Simply scroll up the page and hit the "Add to Cart" button!I bet you will be very HAPPY to read these jokes, otherwise, you can get 100% money back!
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book (Period) by : William Donohue
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Download or read book Jokelopedia written by Ilana Weitzman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2006-01-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.
Book Synopsis The Gigantic Joke Book by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book The Gigantic Joke Book written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1978 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes, 96 drawings. Index. "Gr.4-6. A gigantic compendium of rib-tickling, giggle-inspiring one liners, puns, funny stories, put-downs...Clever and witty."--SLJ. "True kid appeal."--Learning. 256 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Author :Adam Smith Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781540486820 Total Pages :66 pages Book Rating :4.4/5 (868 download)
Book Synopsis Funny Jokes for Adults This Is Funny( Best Jokes of 2016) by : Adam Smith
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Adults This Is Funny( Best Jokes of 2016) written by Adam Smith and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-19 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun time!Looking for funny jokes that will make you laugh every time? Here is the newest book for you! Grab it today!You've come to the right place. � Funny Jokes for Adults � is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of jokes that will amuse you and will create a good mood for you. Have fun reading these great and amazing jokes!
Download or read book Laugh Attack! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!
Download or read book BEST JOKES written by HUDSON. MOORE and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Based on a True Story by : Norm Macdonald
Download or read book Based on a True Story written by Norm Macdonald and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Download or read book Funny Jokes written by Adam Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-06 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes you never read! All new jokes!Perfect Gift for your Friends!This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids!Joking is always fun!However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different!WHY?THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER!Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -Wise jokes for Wiseguys;-A great collection of 500+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES;-Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff;-Jokes for adults only;-New jokes for 2018;-Jokes that you will remember forever.Thank You
Author :Hudson Moore Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781530407460 Total Pages :50 pages Book Rating :4.4/5 (74 download)
Book Synopsis Best Jokes 2016 Ultimate Collection by : Hudson Moore
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 Ultimate Collection written by Hudson Moore and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "GET READY TO GET YOUR GiGGLE ON!" FREE on Kindle Unlimited - Imagine always having a joke handy! Everyone needs a good rib-tickling, belly-laughing session with family and friends. Having a good old chuckle also releases soothing euphoric endorphins that help decrease stress and anxiety. Did you know that you're 30 times more likely to laugh if you're with somebody else than if you're alone? So next time you have a gathering with friends, why not share some of these absolute cracker jokes? This book contains The Ultimate 2016 Collection of short jokes that will make you cry with laughter. You will be gasping for air with funny one-liners that you can share with all of your mates. We have avoided smutty blonde jokes and predictable momma gags that may offend some people.You are left with solid jokes that are clever, witty and hilariously funny! WORLD LANGUAGE FRIENDLY Converted to the top 20 Languages! Imagine how good it will feel to use these jokes on your friends and family! Jokes that last a lifetime! “ FREE on Kindle Unlimited. Checkout these examples: Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their bottom with an IPad. Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. How do you make the concrete laugh? You tickle its crack. I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. Clapping is really weird. You're smacking your hands together to indicate approval. I predict that in the future, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to create one super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace. Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic? Did you know? Four out of every three people . . . Have trouble with fractions. Don't forget to checkout my entire collection. Tags: books for kids 9-12, book for kids 9 12, kids brain games, kids books, jokes for kids, Best Jokes 2016, children's books,jokes, Funny Books, Joke Books, Books for kids, funny jokes, funny jokes for kids, tongue twisters, tongue twisters for kids, knock knock jokes ,Jokes, Jokes for kids, Jokes for kids free Jokes, jokes for kids, Joke books, funny books, fun
Author :Sara Wilson Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781530084111 Total Pages :108 pages Book Rating :4.0/5 (841 download)
Book Synopsis Best Jokes 2016 for Kids by : Sara Wilson
Download or read book Best Jokes 2016 for Kids written by Sara Wilson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-16 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Jokes 2016 For Kids If you want to spend a good time with your friends and family, then don't look for any longer, because you will find in this book the best jokes that are hot on the web right now. We have put a lot of effort to make a joke selection with fun jokes that are suitable for children as well. You will be able to spend a good time with your family (kids included) and with your friends without the hassle of searching for the "good" jokes on the web. We have already done the hard job for you! :) "Laughter is the fireworks of the soul" - Josh Billings -Here is a preview of what you will find inside: Question: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Answer: Fry-day! * * * Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. * * * Question: Why do fish live in salt water? Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze! * * * Pupil: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Pupil: "Good, because I haven't done my homework." * * * Question: What did the wall say to the other wall? Answer: Meet you at the corner! * * * "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine" - Lord Byron -
Book Synopsis Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes by : Manik Joshi
Download or read book Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes written by Manik Joshi and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-09 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It took me 20 years to compile 800 best jokes. You will find all sorts of jokes in this collection - Animal jokes, Aviation jokes, Baby jokes, Bar Jokes, Beauty jokes, Bicycle jokes, Bird jokes, Birthday jokes, Blind jokes, Blonde jokes, Bus jokes, Business jokes, Cannibal jokes, Children Jokes, College jokes, Computer jokes, Criminal jokes, Dead and dying jokes, Dentist jokes, Divorce jokes, Doctor jokes, Family jokes, Farmer jokes, Firefighter jokes, Food jokes, Gender Jokes, Hunting jokes, Husband and wife jokes, Internet jokes, Judge jokes, Kids' jokes, Lawyer jokes, Lotto jokes, Marriage jokes, Men jokes, Mental health jokes, Military jokes, Money jokes, Occupation Jokes, Office jokes, Old age jokes, Parent jokes, Police jokes, Political Jokes, Religious jokes, Salesmen jokes, School jokes, Women jokes And OthersSample This:001. Sign LanguageA group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home - arriving back 3 a.m. He immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house. "You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $100,000 I'm going to kill him!" he screamed at the professor. The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree." The professor turned to the man with the gun and said, "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first."***************002. Dead DogJoe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. "Excuse me," said Joe "dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage." The lady wasn't happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the lady without much of a scene. Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead! Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same. Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog. They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief. "This isn't my dog!" said the lady as soon as she saw it. "I'm sure it is" insisted Joe "I was very careful about where I put it." "It's not my dog" argued the lady, "you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive!"***************003. Magic TrickTwo thieves each sneak into a rich man's party. During dinner the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some. The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime. After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed on him. He picks up a golden spoon identical to the first and holds it up in front of the party-goers explaining he wishes to show them a magic trick. "And now..." he speaks to the crowd and points towards the first thief, "I will put this spoon into my pocket, and remove it from this gentleman here's own pocket!"***************
