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The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Laugh Attack!

Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1629795534
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (297 download)

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Download or read book Laugh Attack! written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!

Dad Jokes

Author : Jimmy Niro
Publisher : World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
ISBN 13 : 9781492675372
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (753 download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes

The Best Joke Book Ever

Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9781543988772
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (887 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Is This Anything?

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982112743
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

301 Best Jokes

Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781689297028
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book 301 Best Jokes written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a Fun Gift Idea for a Teenager, an Adult, a Grandma, or a Grandpa? Want to Find an Entertaining Bathroom Reader or a Hilarious Jokes Book for a Long Car Trip? Then Keep Reading ... Everyone loves a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about blondes, the others can spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes, some people are crazy about yo mama or dad jokes, and so on. Thus, none of the jokes books can satisfy everyone. But in this book I combined as many genres of humor as possible to make it a perfect read for many people around the world. This gold mine of funny jokes for adults is suitable for men and women who love to laugh. Some of the topics covered by this book are spicy. You can find the jokes about police, alcohol, drugs, and love affairs. In fact, most of them are about family relationship, work, leisure, friendship, animals, hobbies, and the other aspects of everyday life. In this amazing humor book for adults, you will discover: 301 good jokes for men, women, grandfathers, and grandmothers Jokes suitable for teenagers One-liners, real-life situations, short stories, dialogues, and silly riddles with unexpected answers Clean jokes without the 'F' word and the other bad words Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will be more than happy to get this book as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. They will gladly read it during the long car, train, or plane trip. This book is also a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get a super funny read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

Author : Hugh Murmie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (446 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

The Best Jokes I've Heard

Author : Douglas Blankenship
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477231889
Total Pages : 649 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book The Best Jokes I've Heard written by Douglas Blankenship and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-09-27 with total page 649 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine these endorsements The joke is on you if you dont buy this book. Jay Leno Blankenship has an uncanny sense of humor that crosses all boundaries of fun. Everyone will laugh hysterically at these jokes. David Letterman There is no doubt that this is the funniest collection of jokes ever - I say ever - compiled. Buy it! Jimmy Kimmel Laughter is a constant vacation. Take the best vacation of your life for less than thirty dollars. Mary Lou Whitty When I read this book, I must have laughed a thousand times. The humor here is global in perspective, and Douglas Blankenship is dead center with this book. It has to be a best seller, no doubt. Mary Lou Cook United States Marines

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)

Author : Editors of Cider Mill Press,
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 1400252245
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2024-06-11 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more. What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads. The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find: More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan—then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they’re good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he’s heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse. These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

Author : various authors
Publisher : Editions Asap
ISBN 13 : 2359327615
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (593 download)

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Download or read book 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes ! Have fun and laugh!

The Best Jokes and Stories

Author : Gene Levin
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595267661
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book The Best Jokes and Stories written by Gene Levin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2003-01-29 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The purpose of this book is to survey a selection of jokes—classics as well as those making the rounds today—and to provide suggestions on how to tell them effectively. Note: Some of the material is 'salty' because sex is an important part of life and lends itself to humor. Those who wish to develop as raconteurs must have a good stock of stories of different types at hand, in order to contribute to a social gathering, no matter who is present. This collection contains a variety of stories, from the ribald to the most sophisticated, such as 'Beethoven's Ninth' and 'Bohr.' Some—Three Women at the Gates of Heaven—are double-barreled, with two punch lines. I find them all quite amusing.

Jokes for Kids

Author : John Alexander
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781095994719
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (947 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Kids written by John Alexander and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-26 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will be laughing and sharing jokes with everyone in no time! Full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, tongue twister and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers--and their parents! 200+ jokes! Good, clean family fun knock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time! So funny, in fact, it is hard not to laugh! This super funny good clean jokes promises hours of fun for the whole family!

My Best Jokes and Humor

Author : Sr. Claude L. Greene
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440196559
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book My Best Jokes and Humor written by Sr. Claude L. Greene and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn't fun if you can't laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more! I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them. One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.

Dad Jokes

Author : Dad Says Jokes
Publisher : Cassell
ISBN 13 : 9781788401029
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.