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Book Synopsis Alpha Douchebag: The Princess by : S.N. GARZA
Download or read book Alpha Douchebag: The Princess written by S.N. GARZA and published by Stephanie Nicole Garza. This book was released on 2022-06-18 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when Ragan thinks everything is starting to come together with Lochlan, there’s more secrets she has yet to uncover. Her secrets... her past, finally show themselves and it’s up to her to take the plunge. Whether to trust the man she’s fallen head over heels for, or go it alone like she's always done in the past... believing she can never count on anyone. Lochlan’s done giving Ragan the time she needs to come to grips with the fact that she’s belonged to him since the moment they met. It’s time to claim the woman he’s been in love with since he was sixteen. The sex is for certain. They’re a fuse and bomb ready to be set off. Ragan’s not giving in to his charms just yet. He still has secrets he won’t reveal. Her future in her grandmother’s company has yet to reveal itself and she doesn’t know what she wants to do. One thing about Lochan and Ragan, they’re a match made in heaven- or maybe hell, but it’s going to be one hell of a ride getting there. Just wait and see.
Book Synopsis Alpha Douchebag: The Virgin by : S.N. Garza
Download or read book Alpha Douchebag: The Virgin written by S.N. Garza and published by Stephanie Nicole Garza. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CONCLUSION of Alpha Douchebag: The Prince, Gabriel & Willow duet #1 Willow never expected Gabriel to turn out to be what everyone says he is. A complete and utter douchebag who only cares about himself. Things are never as they appear and Gabriel can’t take back what he did, but he’s determined to show Willow he can be the man she deserves. He can be the man she can fall for. The further Willow settles into life at Grifton Falls University, she sees Gabriel in a way that nobody else sees. His soft side. His sweet side. And no matter what forces try to break them apart, they know there’s something stronger. The love they’ve found with one another. But what happens when everything she’s ever believed in gets put to the test? There are secrets in Grifton Falls. Secrets that can change her for the rest of her life. Is she strong enough? Or will she give it all up? Give Gabriel up? Or will everything come crashing down, blowing up in their faces?
Book Synopsis Kind of a Sexy Jerk by : Lili Valente
Download or read book Kind of a Sexy Jerk written by Lili Valente and published by Self Taught Ninja. This book was released on 2024-01-18 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So let me get this straight... For the next few days I’ve got myself a grumpy fake husband who’s also kind of my...bodyguard? I guess that’s a better way to spend the weekend than binge-watching reality television, especially since it’s kind of my fault we’re on the run from the mob and I need a protector. Oops. But why does the man watching my back have to be my lifelong crush? I've known Matty McGuire since we were kids and crushed on this stubborn, bossy, secretive, but loyal and heroic man nearly as long. I'm determined to keep that part to myself, of course. But once we're fake Mr. and Mrs., soon we're not only sharing a hotel room but a hot kiss and an even hotter night between the sheets. I'm over the moon, but when Matty's secrets turn out to be the kind that could get a girl tossed into the Witness Protection Program, I realize I'm also in over my head. Can we find a way to make love work in the real world? Or will this one, red-hot weekend on the run from the mob be our first...and our last? Welcome to Bad Dog where the men are incredible, the animals are ridiculous, and the happy ever afters are super emotional and steamy! Kind of a Sexy Jerk is a Standalone Romance with Spice!
Book Synopsis Evolve Or Die Single a No Bs Guide to Dating by : Michelle Roman Higgins
Download or read book Evolve Or Die Single a No Bs Guide to Dating written by Michelle Roman Higgins and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a single woman in this crazy and competitive dating world, I quickly realized that neither women nor men seemed to have a clue what to do on dates or with themselves before venturing out of the house. My real frustration and desire to help came from on-line dating sites where, instead of putting their best foot forward, singles seem to be lost in mediocrity. I can help you maneuver this endless landscape and become better than you thought possible. This dating & relationship manual is designed for men and women who have forgotten how to date or just never learned in the first place. Dating in 2012 is fast-paced and very competitive. The title speaks for itself; if you don't Evolve, you will Die a fast death in the dating world. Let me take you on a quick journey and help you get off the couch and front-and-center in the dating world. And for those of you already in a relationship...step into the fast lane and get that relationship sizzling again. Evolve or Die Single is for single men and women of any age looking for some guidance in the dating and relationship world. The advice given is direct and humorous, and includes some of my very own dating stories.
Book Synopsis Alpha Douchebag: The Prince by : S.N. GARZA
Download or read book Alpha Douchebag: The Prince written by S.N. GARZA and published by SNGARZAbooks. This book was released on 2020-07-16 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fall in love with the Alpha Douchebags of Grifton Falls University! A new adult, contemporary romance series with all the angst, passion and dirty, foul-mouthed boys who know how to handle girls with curves. These college boys think it’s all fun and games... until they meet the one. Alpha Douchebag: The Prince, is part of a DUET!!!! The Alpha Douchebags have two rules. No girlfriends. No kissing on the mouth. All his life, Gabriel Saint has had everything he’s ever wanted. The house. The truck. The girls. His college rugby team is a shoe-in for state championship. His senior year is supposed to be his best yet. All the girls want him. All the guys want to be him. Until freshman Willow Mason shows up and throws his world off its axis. And suddenly, everything he wants, doesn’t matter anymore. All he wants is her. All he sees, is her. He won’t let anything stand in his way. When Willow gets a scholarship to one of the top ten universities in the nation, she knew she couldn’t give the opportunity away. But when she arrives on campus, she’s hated on sight. The little college town doesn’t like outsiders. She doesn’t let the privileged, rich, elitists get the best of her. When she locks stares with the most powerful and popular guy on campus, she tries to resist, but not for long. Soon they’re spending every waking minute together. He can’t get enough of her sweet, tempting body and she falls deeper in love with a guy who may never love her back.
Book Synopsis Be a Pussy Not a Douche by : Jessica H Stevens Publishing
Download or read book Be a Pussy Not a Douche written by Jessica H Stevens Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY GAG NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A PERFECT GIFT!This hilarious, bold and unique notebook is just what you need to stay inspired for life, while also letting everyone around you know that you really don't care. This booklet is perfect for keeping around the house, putting on your desk for everyone to see at work, or even to pass along as gift to a friend or coworker.Heck, on top of all of that, it even mores for a great journal to take notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. Throw one of these copies around the work office and see how many people get a good laugh out of it.Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this funny, inspirational, and motivational booklet that is perfect for everyday life, school, to-do lists, and pretty much any other component of life.SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 112 PagesCOVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Order your copy today, and show the world you really don't care.
Book Synopsis Alpha Douchebag: The Dom by : S.N. GARZA
Download or read book Alpha Douchebag: The Dom written by S.N. GARZA and published by Stephanie Nicole Garza. This book was released on 2022-06-18 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lochlan Masters takes no prisoners. He’s the “DOM” of the Alpha Douchebags. The man to get the job done when no one else can. Whether it’s out on the field playing rugby, in a bed with a basic bitch, or burying a body. He’s fierce, brazen, always in control and thinks quick on his feet. Until it’s time to finally claim the woman he’s been after and all bets are off. But Ragan Mount is no basic bitch. She’s the bitch. His bitch. She’s no angel, and that’s just the way he likes it. Ragan is outspoken, untamable, unframeable and she’s the only one who can bring Lochlan to his knees. She’s no lady, no matter how hard her grandmother tries to turn her into one. A deal was made. One she won’t like. He knows it’s going to take more than just f*cking her to distraction to make her forgive him. He’ll go to his knees for her. He’ll submit his heart to the only woman who has the strength to handle him at his worst. And when Ragan finds out the secrets he’s been keeping, it’s going to take everything inside her to move past it, that the only thing that matters, is real, raw, relentless love. She won’t settle for anything less.
Download or read book Gross Anatomy written by Mara Altman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The timely, funny and deeply relatable essay collection that celebrates the wonder of the human body and introduces Mara Altman as the love child of Mindy Kaling and Mary Roach. Mara Altman's volatile and apprehensive relationship with her body has led her to wonder about a lot of stuff over the years. Like, who decided that women shouldn't have body hair? And how sweaty is too sweaty? Also, why is breast cleavage sexy but camel toe revolting? Isn't it all just cleavage? These questions and others like them have led to the comforting and sometimes smelly revelations that constitute Gross Anatomy, an essay collection about what it's like to operate the bags of meat we call our bodies. Divided into two sections, "The Top Half" and "The Bottom Half," with cartoons scattered throughout, Altman's book takes the reader on a wild and relatable journey from head to toe--as she attempts to strike up a peace accord with our grody bits. With a combination of personal anecdotes and fascinating research, Gross Anatomy holds up a magnifying glass to our beliefs, practices, biases, and body parts and shows us the naked truth: that there is greatness in our grossness.
Book Synopsis The Man Who Ate Everything by : Jeffrey Steingarten
Download or read book The Man Who Ate Everything written by Jeffrey Steingarten and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2011-06-08 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, outrageous, passionate, and unrelenting, Vogue's food writer, Jeffrey Steingarten, will stop at nothing, as he makes clear in these forty delectable pieces. Whether he is in search of a foolproof formula for sourdough bread (made from wild yeast, of course) or the most sublime French fries (the secret: cooking them in horse fat) or the perfect piecrust (Fannie Farmer--that is, Marion Cunningham--comes to the rescue), he will go to any length to find the answer. At the drop of an apron he hops a plane to Japan to taste Wagyu, the hand-massaged beef, or to Palermo to scale Mount Etna to uncover the origins of ice cream. The love of choucroute takes him to Alsace, the scent of truffles to the Piedmont, the sizzle of ribs on the grill to Memphis to judge a barbecue contest, and both the unassuming and the haute cuisines of Paris demand his frequent assessment. Inevitably these pleasurable pursuits take their toll. So we endure with him a week at a fat farm and commiserate over low-fat products and dreary diet cookbooks to bring down the scales. But salvation is at hand when the French Paradox (how can they eat so richly and live so long?) is unearthed, and a "miraculous" new fat substitute, Olestra, is unveiled, allowing a plump gourmand to have his fill of fat without getting fatter. Here is the man who ate everything and lived to tell about it. And we, his readers, are hereby invited to the feast in this delightful book.
Download or read book From Jerk to Perk written by Mika Lane and published by Mika Lane. This book was released on 2024-01-11 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW AVAILABLE WITH EXTRA NSFW BONUS MATERIAL! I have three weeks to convince a grumpy, brooding heartthrob to publish his secret romance novel. Or I lose my job. When I discover an anonymous manuscript sizzling with a romance so hot it keeps me up at night, I realize I've found the ticket to saving my janky career. I just have to figure out who penned these smutty scenes. I imagine a chiseled, enigmatic writer, just waiting for me to reveal his mad skills to romance fans everywhere. And who do I end up finding? The literary world's brooding heartthrob. Not to mention grump. And his partners in crime. All dudes who couldn’t be bothered with a little romance publisher like me. But I either publish this thing… or lose my job. So I work it hard, and wouldn’t you know that with each sexy meeting, the steamy words get closer to jumping off the page… and into my bedroom. This slow-burn, enemies to lovers why choose romance features a plucky main character with multiple love interests. If you like to indulge your secret bad-girl side, this is the book for you. This 3-book standalone collection can be read in any order: From No to O From Hate to Date From Jerk to Perk
Book Synopsis Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk by : Tony Dushane
Download or read book Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk written by Tony Dushane and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2010-01-19 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gabe is a teenage Jehovah’s Witness convinced God will kill him at Armageddon for masturbating. But Gabe’s not alone: there’s Peter, who writes swear words in the margins of his papers; Jihyun, the Korean kid who subsists on Ho Hos and Doritos; and Camille, who follows Gabe around, trying to be his girlfriend. There’s also Gabe’s mom, who sleeps sixteen hours a day, and his dad, an elder who decides the fate of sinners (like the married couple who confesses to accidentally having anal sex). There’s Brother Miller, an elder with a Napoleon complex, who accompanies Gabe from door to door, encouraging him to knock with confidence, and Sister Feeney, who looks forward to the day she can move into a Spanish-style house after its owner dies at the end of the world. Luckily for Gabe, there is Uncle Jeff, who used to tour with Santana and now gives Gabe the only valuable girl advice he ever receives. It's hard when school days are spent dodging questions about your weird religion and weekends mean preaching house to house. Life looks dreary until Gabe falls for Camille’s beautiful older sister and begins to see her as the answer to his frustrations.
Book Synopsis Love to Hate You by : Jennifer Sucevic
Download or read book Love to Hate You written by Jennifer Sucevic and published by Jennifer Sucevic. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Jennifer Sucevic comes a steamy, enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity, new adult sports romance that is laugh out loud funny featuring a strong heroine and the cocky football player who falls first and hard for her. Carter Prescott is one of those guys who has it all. Wealthy family…check. Good looks…check. Brains to match all that brawn…check. And let’s not even talk about all those sculpted muscles (no—seriously, I don’t want to talk about them). The guy works out like it’s his job. Did I mention that he’s one of this year’s top NFL draft picks? Sure, maybe in the beginning I was taken in by his pretty face and gorgeous body. What girl with a beating pulse wouldn’t be? But his obnoxious presence killed any attraction I might have felt a long time ago. All right, fine…that’s not altogether true. The guy is smoking hot, okay? There, I admitted it. Sheesh. But that doesn’t mean he’s not a conceited jerk. Carter is my cousin’s best friend, and thanks to the fugue state I must have been in when I agreed to this living arrangement, he’s my roommate for senior year. Everything would be fine between us if he would just stop messing with me. But he’s incapable of restraining himself. So when he takes his antics too far, who can blame me for retaliating in kind? Carter wants to bring a hookup back to the apartment for the night? Fine by me. Is there any real harm done if I ambush them in the morning and introduce myself as his baby mama? Am I taking things too far if I whip up a batch of laxative laced brownies, so he’ll crap himself all over the field? Nope, I don’t think so… The real question is how I’m going to make it through eight more months without slowly wrapping my fingers around his…throat and squeezing tight. I’m sorry, did you think I was going to say something else? Please, as if that would happen… --- “Where has this author been hiding and why am I just now stumbling across her literary masterpiece?!?!” -Nancy, GoodReads “This book has all the elements of a great read, filled with laughs and swoon worthy moments!” -Emma, GoodReads “The antics between Carter and Daisy are crazy funny. I haven't enjoyed a really big laugh in a while” -Shari, GoodReads “Carter and Daisy are made for each other” -Cindie, GoodReads “I really loved Daisy and Carter! The chemistry between the two was perfect! I loved both of their personalities” -Amy, GoodReads --- Keywords: Sports romance, alpha male, Sports romance books, Hockey romance, Football romance, Enemies-to-lovers, Friends-to-lovers, Fake dating, Forced proximity, College, university romance, College romance, College sports romance, Virgin romance, He falls first, College hockey romance, College football romance, humor, laugh, sexy, swoony, Off-limits romance, Campus Series, Claremont Cougars, Barnett Bulldogs, Romance book, Best seller, New release, Swoon, Funny, love, friends, Hate to Love You, King of Campus, Campus Player, playboy, romance series, steamy, spicy, hot, hot romance, sparks fly, new adult, new adult sports romance, found family, second chance, athlete, good girl, bad boy, opposites attract, hockey player, football player, student, girl next door Readers also enjoyed books by: Natasha Madison, Kristen Callihan, Anna Todd, Nana Malone, Sarina Bowen, LJ Shen, Lucy Score, Elle Kennedy, Helena Hunting, Rebecca Jenshak, Gina Azzi, Jamie Davenport, Hannah Grace, Piper Lawson, Cathryn Fox, Ember Leigh, J.H. Croix, Colleen Hoover, Vivian Wood, Meghan Quinn, Liz Tomforde, Megan Brandy, S. Massery, Toni Aleo, Becka Mack, Veronica Eden, Avery Keelan, Lauren Blakely, Tijan
Download or read book Oscar written by Regan Redding and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-01-25 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After winning the Academy Award for writing, 10 years have passed. Oscar goes back to his home town of Las Vegas with writer’s block and to dry out.
Book Synopsis How To Be A Confident Hoe... Because slut shaming Is Over by : Destiny Love
Download or read book How To Be A Confident Hoe... Because slut shaming Is Over written by Destiny Love and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-06-22 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All women are hoes, whether you agree with this fact or not. Technically if you are a woman who is a free spirit, you are automatically labeled as a hoe or a slut. It's okay though, because you can now learn how to be a CONFIDENT hoe. Learn the art of loving all of yourself shamelessly and boldly. Take back your right to being sexually free and release the slut that's been hiding within you !
Download or read book Gates of Eden written by Ethan Coen and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-11-11 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Gates of Eden, Ethan Coen exhibits on the printed page the striking, twisted, yet devastatingly on-target vision of modern American life familiar from his movies. The world within the world we live in comes alive in fourteen brazenly original tragicomic short stories—from the Midwest mob war that fizzles due to the principals' ineptness to the trials of a deaf private eye with a blind client to a fugitive's heartbreaking explanation for having beheaded his wife, alarming in that it almost makes sense.
Download or read book Coming Clean written by Rodney Carrington and published by Center Street. This book was released on 2007-09-12 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chart-topping comedian Rodney Carrington offers up his first book helping of the Texas-sized, down-home humor that has sold out his comedy tour across the nation.
Book Synopsis The Vagina Monologues by : Eve Ensler
Download or read book The Vagina Monologues written by Eve Ensler and published by Villard Books. This book was released on 2008 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drawing on conversations with hundreds of women about their genitalia, the author presents a collection of performance pieces from her one-woman show of the same name.
