Author : Adrian Baldwin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781849144261
Total Pages : 414 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (442 download)
Book Synopsis Barnacle Brat (a Dark Comedy for Grown-Ups) by : Adrian Baldwin
Download or read book Barnacle Brat (a Dark Comedy for Grown-Ups) written by Adrian Baldwin and published by . This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Losing your grip on reality is a real bummer. Just ask Leon Blank. Not that he'd know. Seems those losing their marbles are always the last to find out. Until recently, Leon would have argued that a tendency to become easily sidetracked on a regular basis wasn't that odd. And what's so unusual about hearing a voice inside your head? Doesn't everyone? Isn't that just thinking? But his recent visions aren't so freely dismissed; especially the angry- looking clown who's following him around with a baseball bat. Time to act, Leon decides: perhaps keeping a log will shed light on the mystery. Then again, could 'seeing-things' just be sexual frustration? It's been a while If only he had a girlfriend to take his mind off stuff. Prepare to enter the normally hidden world of delusions, paranoia, and ... ahem ... 'unusual interests' Voyeurism; Feederism; Shoes - that kind of thing. 'Thanks a lot, Adrian This seriously messed with my head.' - My sister 'Absurd, zany, funny, dark, outrageous, perverse, melon-twisting, unpredictable. That enough? Nice one. Can I 'ave me fiver now, mate?' - A homeless Manc 'It's like Christopher Moore and Robert Rankin had a love child, raised it on LSD then made it write a novel.' - Anonymous reviewer (No, really; we wouldn't make that up) 'What's your name? My name's Wayne. Do you like a book? I like a book. If I wrote a book, I'd call it: Billy Liar meets Donnie Darko.' - Some nutter on the tram"