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Tales from the Barber Shop

Author : Jo Palmeri
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412051312
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Tales from the Barber Shop written by Jo Palmeri and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anthony "Tony Palma" Palmeri, popular barber and humorist in Pittston, a small Pennsylvania coal-mining town, began telling jokes as he began losing hair in his twenties. With his dynamic wit, Tony built up a repertoire as "The Bald Barber," which mushroomed into a stand-up-comedian routine over a 40-year career. With the humor of Robin Williams and the gentleness of Bing Crosby, there was no frightened child whom Tony could not charm into a barber chair, and no sad person he could not make laugh. Nurses, doctors, and townsfolk agreed, "He’s better than a medicine." In Tales from the Barber Shop, his daughter, Sister Josephine Palmeri, a teaching nun in Morristown, NJ, shares Tony’s 40 years of stories, along with inspirational gems from the life of her late Dad, a heartwarming story of down-to-earth holiness and humor.

Barber Shop Jokes and Stories

Author : Joseph A. Laratonda
Publisher : Iceni Books
ISBN 13 : 9781587360848
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Jokes and Stories written by Joseph A. Laratonda and published by Iceni Books. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of the wit and humor that have flowed through Frank's Barber Shop, located in Arcadia, California. Frank's has faithfully catered to the desires of its customers for over 40 years, with a joke and a smile.

The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes

Author : Joy S. McDiarmid
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781468079876
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (798 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes written by Joy S. McDiarmid and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of barber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of barber jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one barber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many barber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do barbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A barber and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The barber turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the barber.The barber's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the barber who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do barbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524500984
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc. and to feel or express joyousness. I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didnt know if theyd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this books subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

Hometown Humor, U.S.A.

Author : Loyal Jones
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hometown Humor, U.S.A. written by Loyal Jones and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers humorous anecdotes from rural and small-town America about religion, doctors, lawyers, school, politics, farming, and alcohol.

Hair-Brained Humor

Author : Wayne Hayworth
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477115935
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book Hair-Brained Humor written by Wayne Hayworth and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-10-07 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wayne Hayworth has been entertaining customers as a barber for 47 years. He has ghost written other books, but this is the fi rst book that openly carries his name as author. Wayne began his education at what is now Multnomah University; he received a B.A. and Masters degree from Christian International Graduate School, Florida, and served in Christian ministry for many years encouraging countless individuals. Because part of barbering is human relations, Wayne hoped that this book will make a positive contribution to the profession of barbering. He happily lives in Portland, OR with his loving wife Lolita, and their charming daughter Michelle.

Haircut

Author : Ring Lardner
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1473366348
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (733 download)

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Download or read book Haircut written by Ring Lardner and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2016-04-03 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1925 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Haircut' is a dark satire about moral blindness. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his first successful book, You Know Me Al, an epistolary novel written in the form of letters by 'Jack Keefe', a bush-league baseball player, to a friend back home. A huge hit, the book earned the appreciation of Virginia Woolf and others. Lardner went on to write such well-known short stories as 'Haircut', 'Some Like Them Cold', 'The Golden Honeymoon', 'Alibi Ike', and 'A Day with Conrad Green'.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Sr. Floyd E McDowell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781524501006
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Sr. Floyd E McDowell and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: ?the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc.' and ?to feel or express joyousness.' I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didn't know if they'd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this book's subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. ?Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

Secretly Inside

Author : Hans Warren
Publisher : Terrace Books
ISBN 13 : 9780299209803
Total Pages : 584 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Secretly Inside written by Hans Warren and published by Terrace Books. This book was released on 2006 with total page 584 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Dutch countryside the war seems far away. For most people, at least. But not for Ed, a Jew in Nazi-occupied Holland trying to find some safe sanctuary. Compelled to go into hiding in the rural province of Zeeland, he is taken in by a seemingly benevolent family of farmers. But, as Ed comes to realize, the Van 't Westeindes are not what they seem. Camiel, the son of the house, is still in mourning for his best friend, a German soldier who committed suicide the year before. And Camiel's fiery, unstable sister Mariete begins to nurse a growing unrequited passion for their young guest, just as Ed realizes his own attraction to Camiel. As time goes by, Ed is drawn into the domestic intrigues around him, and the farmhouse that had begun as his refuge slowly becomes his prison.

The United States Catalog

Author : Mary Burnham
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1612 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The United States Catalog written by Mary Burnham and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 1612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Book of Short Stories

Author : Robert H. Austin
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1663236011
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (632 download)

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Download or read book A Book of Short Stories written by Robert H. Austin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-02-28 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When I was a young boy my most exciting times were hearing stories. Stories told to me by my grandparents. I was born in 1937 and was a young boy during World War II. I lived with my grandparents for over two years while my dad was in the army. There was no TV and very little on the radio to keep young people interested. So, it was stories, stories that were told over and over. I will always remember most of these stories and have shared most of them with my children and grandchildren. I am happy to share these stories and hope you will enjoy them. I have written most of these stories and some were told by my grandparents. There will always be story tellers. But not everyone has the desire to tell stories. I think we need to share these stories and never think they will not be read and enjoyed. This is my first book of short stories to be published. I have published three other books including, The Shoebox, The Saloon and Total Commitment. All of these are available at iUniverse, Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

My Best Jokes and Humor

Author : Sr. Claude L. Greene
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440196559
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book My Best Jokes and Humor written by Sr. Claude L. Greene and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn't fun if you can't laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more! I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them. One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.

Jet

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jet written by and published by . This book was released on 2002-09-16 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The weekly source of African American political and entertainment news.

The Sage of Sugar Hill

Author : Jeffrey B. Ferguson
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 0300133464
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Sage of Sugar Hill written by Jeffrey B. Ferguson and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2008-10-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the first to focus a bright light on the life and early career of George S. Schuyler, one of the most important intellectuals of the Harlem Renaissance. A popular journalist in black America, Schuyler wielded a sharp, double-edged wit to attack the foibles of both blacks and whites throughout the 1920s. Jeffrey B. Ferguson presents a new understanding of Schuyler as public intellectual while also offering insights into the relations between race and satire during a formative period of African-American cultural history. Ferguson discusses Schuyler’s controversial career and reputation and examines the paradoxical ideas at the center of his message. The author also addresses Schuyler’s drift toward the political right in his later years and how this has affected his legacy.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Author : Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781946178046
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber written by Bimisi Tayanita and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Super Secret Stories Clients Tell Barbers

Author : Valarie Johnson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781797521176
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (211 download)

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Download or read book Super Secret Stories Clients Tell Barbers written by Valarie Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2019-02 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever spent any time at a barber shop, you know this is THE place to get caught up on all the tea (gossip, funny stories, tall tales and more).This is a (blank) lined journal for barbers to write some of those whoppers. Pull out the book when a juicy story begins...Watch the laughter on their faces (or fear depending on the story)...Invite your clients to share their words of wisdom and more! Product Detail*50 Page Lined Journal for writing*Background "barbershop" related pictures on each page*Funny Journal to 'leave' on your station*Awesome gift for your favorite barberThis is a very unique gift for your favorite barber!

Cutting Along the Color Line

Author : Quincy T. Mills
Publisher : University of Pennsylvania Press
ISBN 13 : 0812245415
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (122 download)

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Download or read book Cutting Along the Color Line written by Quincy T. Mills and published by University of Pennsylvania Press. This book was released on 2013-11-21 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Examines the history of black-owned barber shops in the United States, from pre-Civil War Era through today.