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Baboon Fart Story

Author : Phronk
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312039477
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Baboon Fart Story written by Phronk and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-02-21 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a 2014 blog post by author Chuck Wendig, he addressed the truism that self publishing is the only real choice for authors today: "I can literally write the word 'fart' 100,000 times and slap a cover of [a] baboon urinating into his own mouth, then upload that cool motherfucker right to Amazon. Nobody would stop me. Whereas, at the Kept Gates, a dozen editors and agents would slap my Baboon Fart Story to the ground like an errant badminton birdie." Should we just take Chuck's word for it? Of course not. His hypothesis, like any other, needs to be put to the test. Science, bitch. Can one simply walk into self-publishing like a damn hobbit? This book is the word "fart" written 100 000 times. You are literally about to buy the word ""fart,"" written over and over. There is a picture of a baboon drinking piss on the cover for some reason, but other than that, it's a whole lot of ""fart."" It's also a biting critique of quality control in self-publishing or something.

Tom the Farting Monkey

Author : Sophie Jones
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (647 download)

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Book Synopsis Tom the Farting Monkey by : Sophie Jones

Download or read book Tom the Farting Monkey written by Sophie Jones and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-11 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book is rich in colorful illustrations for children and adults about farts, friendship, and family. Meet a little farting hero, a monkey named Tom. Put a SMILE on your child face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!

The Baboon Who Went to the Moon

Author : John Bush
Publisher : Bush StoryRhymes Pty Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0980706912
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (87 download)

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Book Synopsis The Baboon Who Went to the Moon by : John Bush

Download or read book The Baboon Who Went to the Moon written by John Bush and published by Bush StoryRhymes Pty Ltd. This book was released on 2009 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aust'n. AU Author. One night when the moon shone full in the sky Baboon tried to jump there, he jumped so high, But the moon is as high as high can be.. Baboon soon realises that the moon is a lot further away than it seems. Undaunted, he remains steadfastly determined to get there. His antics make hilarious reading and portray just how far determination can take you.

Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1635017866
Total Pages : 59 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)

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Book Synopsis Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids by : El Ninjo

Download or read book Comic Books For Kids: Fart Superhero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud Effect and many more steamy Kenia bean blowing stories... See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...

It All Began with a Bean

Author : Katie McKy
Publisher : Tanglewood Press
ISBN 13 : 1933718234
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book It All Began with a Bean written by Katie McKy and published by Tanglewood Press. This book was released on 2011 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when, one day, a dropped bean is devoured by ten flies, and hundreds of dogs eat cheese fallen from a truck, and thousands of runners begin gulping air, and all the people at home that morning have eggs for breakfast, and then they all fart at once? This hilarious book answers that intriguing question, as readers learn the after-effects of the world's biggest fart on the poor town where it happens, from poodles' curls going limp to elephants plugging their trunks with bananas. This unique picture book, with lighthearted illustrations, will entertain children and parents alike.

Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1635017998
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts by : El Ninjo

Download or read book Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-05 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Book: Gross Out Book With Sweet Farts Funny Stories To Make You Laugh With 33 Illustrations This is a 2 In 1 Box Set of El Ninjo's funny fart book series. This LOL fart book compilation includes 33 totally gross out fart stories for boys & 33 fart illustrations that come with each story. It is also perfect if you are looking for a fun short story or picture book because it includes 33 hilarious fart stories & illustrations that your kid can have a blast with. These hilarious illustrations alone will occupy & entertain your kid for a while, and I guarantee a very exciting and LOL reading time for your kid and yourself. It also adds some interactive elements and your kid can determine El Ninjo's future fart path, too. You'll get all the details inside! This compilation of 33 short stories is something for young and old, and once inside you will LOL for the rest of your reading time. So here we go and as El Ninjo puts it: "Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping escapades, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have up my butt, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit!" In Volume 1 Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger! the list of fart situation goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Gasification In The Car The Neighbour Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter.... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes In African Bean Adventures In The Jungle, El Ninjo uses his bean blowing way...

The Baboon's Umbrella

Author : Donna W. Ching
Publisher : Children's Press
ISBN 13 : 9780516051314
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (513 download)

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Book Synopsis The Baboon's Umbrella by : Donna W. Ching

Download or read book The Baboon's Umbrella written by Donna W. Ching and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1991 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An African fable about a baboon who, in an effort to protect himself from the sun, follows the foolish advice of a friendly chimpanzee. Provides a list for adults of storytelling activities.

The Baboon who Went to the Moon

Author : John Bush
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780620361811
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (618 download)

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Book Synopsis The Baboon who Went to the Moon by : John Bush

Download or read book The Baboon who Went to the Moon written by John Bush and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Yesu's Baboon

Author : Gerhard Venter
Publisher : Gerhard Venter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Yesu's Baboon by : Gerhard Venter

Download or read book Yesu's Baboon written by Gerhard Venter and published by Gerhard Venter. This book was released on 2022-01-01 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The judgment of Koyati, a poor herdboy from a remote village in Tanzania, is often clouded, as if he were a crocodile lurking under muddy waters. He would rather be quick and clear-eyed like Rabbit. He goes to the city and soon lands in prison. A parole officer calls him a baboon. Insulted to the core, Koyati starts incorporating a baboon in his woodcarving. On death row he discovers that he has world-class talent. Can his strange art save him?

Where's the Baboon?

Author : Michaël Escoffier
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781783444823
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (448 download)

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Download or read book Where's the Baboon? written by Michaël Escoffier and published by . This book was released on 2016-10-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love word games and riddles, you are really going to love this book! If you love cats, rats, rabbits, and baboons, then this book is for you! If you like reading or are just learning to read, this book is for you!

Railway Jack

Author : KT Johnston
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1684460891
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (844 download)

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Book Synopsis Railway Jack by : KT Johnston

Download or read book Railway Jack written by KT Johnston and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jim was a South African railway inspector in the late 1800s who lost his legs in an accident while at work. Unable to perform all his tasks with his disability but desperate to keep his job, Jim discovered a brilliant solution, a baboon named Jack. Jim trained Jack to help him both at home and at the depot. But when the railway authorities and the public discovered a monkey on the job, Jack and Jim had to work together to convince everyone that they made a great team. This inspiring true story celebrates the history of service animals and a devoted friendship.

Does It Fart?

Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)

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Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

F is for FART

Author : J J Matthews
Publisher : J. J. Matthews
ISBN 13 : 9781649847706
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (477 download)

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Download or read book F is for FART written by J J Matthews and published by J. J. Matthews. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

Binnie the Baboon and the Big Worries

Author : Karen Treisman
Publisher : Jessica Kingsley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 183997026X
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (399 download)

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Download or read book Binnie the Baboon and the Big Worries written by Karen Treisman and published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers. This book was released on 2021-08-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Binnie is an energetic baboon, who bounces around the lush green mountains of Rwanda in East Africa. But like many of us, Binnie often feels worried, fearful, and stressed, and these worries can get in her way! What if she gets lost in the jungle, or her family gets sick? What if no one likes her? Sometimes she even worries about the fact she's worried; and if she isn't worried, well why not?! This story will help children aged 5-10 and the adults around them to understand why they feel anxious. It describes what children can do to help reduce these feelings and become their very own worry wizards and worry warriors. About this series: Dr. Treisman's Big Feelings Stories are written for adults to read with kids aged 5-10 to help children to understand their feelings. If you enjoy this book, why not check out Dr. Treisman's Activity Books series; Binnie the Baboon Anxiety and Stress Activity Book features the same story and comes with an abundance of extra guidance for adults and a wealth of creative expansion activities and photocopiable worksheets.

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts - Fart Book For Kids

Author : El Ninjo
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1635017300
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts - Fart Book For Kids written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new & never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new & enhanced color & audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda ... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase this funny LOL fart book & dog jerk humor dog books compilation today & let the fun begin!

The Blue Baboon in the Big Balloon

Author : Sarah Mostyn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780991490011
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)

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Download or read book The Blue Baboon in the Big Balloon written by Sarah Mostyn and published by . This book was released on 2014-03-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Anna The Farting Llama

Author : Dizu Fizu Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Anna The Farting Llama written by Dizu Fizu Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Anna The Farting Llama" is a funny, rhyming story about farting, fun and friendship. Anna the llama and her friend Alex love spending their time daydreaming. One day Alex has the idea of trying to use Anna's unhealthy obsession for beans, and the farting that produces, to propel them to the world land speed record. Anna and Alex travel to Black Rock Desert and compete in a race. Will Anna and Alex break the land speed record, and become the fastest farters ever? With colorful illustrations and a fun rhyming story, this foul-smelling tale is perfect for any child who finds toilet humor the funniest thing in the world! This hilarious read aloud story will delight llama lovers, toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Book details: Perfect for: Parents and children who want to have a laugh Kids who love animal fart books and think farts are funny Everyone who loves a silly story Contains full color, professional illustrations A humorous read for bedtime stories, group reading, and passing the time Helps improve your child's reading skills in an engaging way Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls on Birthday or any day of the year. Scroll up and grab your copy now to start reading!