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Our Band Could Be Your Life

Author : Michael Azerrad
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316247189
Total Pages : 464 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Our Band Could Be Your Life written by Michael Azerrad and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive chronicle of underground music in the 1980s tells the stories of Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Replacements, and other seminal bands whose DIY revolution changed American music forever. Our Band Could Be Your Life is the never-before-told story of the musical revolution that happened right under the nose of the Reagan Eighties -- when a small but sprawling network of bands, labels, fanzines, radio stations, and other subversives re-energized American rock with punk's do-it-yourself credo and created music that was deeply personal, often brilliant, always challenging, and immensely influential. This sweeping chronicle of music, politics, drugs, fear, loathing, and faith is an indie rock classic in its own right. The bands profiled include: Sonic Youth Black Flag The Replacements Minutemen Husker Du Minor Threat Mission of Burma Butthole Surfers Big Black Fugazi Mudhoney Beat Happening Dinosaur Jr.

My Mom's Best Friend: Fooling Around with the Trans MILF

Author : Nikki Crescent
Publisher : Princess Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book My Mom's Best Friend: Fooling Around with the Trans MILF written by Nikki Crescent and published by Princess Publishing. This book was released on with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tyler has a new crush: not on a cute girl at school or some super model in a magazine, but on his mom’s best friend, Minnie. She’s a mature woman with a nice body and a dirty mouth. She often spends the night when Tyler’s mom is out of town, making sure Tyler and his sister are safe and cared for. One night, Minnie finds out Tyler’s mom never had The Talk with him. Tyler, now eighteen, thinks it’s silly that Minnie wants to have The Talk, but she has a lot more to say than Tyler is expecting—and she has a lot more to show. This book contains: transgender, transsexual, trap, m2f, mtf, tg, ts, trans, lgbtq, t-girl mtf, steamy transgender erotica, trans romance, milf.

Just Call Me Confidence

Author : Stella Grae
Publisher : The Wild Rose Press Inc
ISBN 13 : 1509248234
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (92 download)

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Download or read book Just Call Me Confidence written by Stella Grae and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2023-03-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jenna Craig is a 40-year-old freshly-minted “hot momma” looking for a little love in her post-divorce life. After a night out with her cougar tribe, she wonders whether she’s still got “it”—the double-takes from the college clowns at the bar quickly put her doubts to rest. Though she may be alone, she knows she’ll never be lonely. Jenna’s newfound confidence is buoyed by some swim club eye candy: Travis the lifeguard. Hot trysts in the locker room leave her wondering if she might want something more. When her naughty, new boy toy introduces her to his friend, Collin, Jenna is engulfed with waves of emotion that she thought she might never feel again. With two younger men vying for her heart, will she choose the perfect guy for right now, or the man who could give her another shot at love? The experienced Ms. Craig is certain of one thing: She better bring the confidence to pull off the choice of her desire.

Famous Anus

Author : Jordan Power
Publisher : Cole James Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Famous Anus written by Jordan Power and published by Cole James Books . This book was released on 2020-06-18 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-host of the wildly popular gay podcast, Shame On You, comes a hilarious, honest, and sometimes raunchy memoir documenting a decade-long descent into chaos. When Jordan Power checks himself into a mental hospital in the midst of a breakdown, he walks away without answers or prescription drugs — not for lack of asking. Gay, twenty-three, and newly single in downtown Toronto, Power can’t get out of his own way as he begins the journey of trying to figure out the world and himself, one self-destructive step at a time. Power’s unfiltered and humorous account of his path toward growing up and finding love is full of wild tales including run-ins with exes while on LSD, sleeping with his boss, blacking out in Rio, and of course, reconstructive asshole surgery. Acid-tongued Power’s debut novel Famous Anus is a how-not-to guide, showing that even lacking the most basic coping mechanisms, if you’re able to find humor in everything, life — like assholes — can eventually be put back together.

Filthy Erotica

Author : Molly Lane
Publisher : PaperGram LLC
ISBN 13 : 6061942664
Total Pages : 1848 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Filthy Erotica written by Molly Lane and published by PaperGram LLC. This book was released on 2023-01-24 with total page 1848 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of 120 erotic short stories offers an exciting and tantalizing exploration of the boundaries of pleasure, with stories ranging from the playful to the sensual.

Remember Him

Author : Steve Milton
Publisher : Steve Milton
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Remember Him written by Steve Milton and published by Steve Milton. This book was released on 2022-10-15 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baxter Rawlins: a real heartbreaker. He broke my heart ten years ago. Back in high school, Baxter pretended he didn't know me. I was a skinny, plaid-shirt-wearing nobody. I was openly gay, but nobody even cared — except Baxter, when he wanted a hookup. That was all a nerd like me could expect from the star quarterback and prom king. He treated me as his shameful secret. I’m older now. Wiser. I know I deserve better. But I can't stop wishing for another fleeting moment in Baxter's embrace. Andy Silver: my one weakness. Every time Andy smiled at me from under his floppy hair, I couldn’t help myself. How could a nerd in wire-rimmed glasses be so hot? It was a high school fling. I spent ten years running away from it. I couldn't live the life I wanted, even if I loved Andy more than he ever knew. Bumping into Andy ten years later was the shock of my life. That shy nerd is a celebrity now? And he works out? I shouldn’t dwell on how much I miss being with him, even if every sight of him sends me there. I came back to Honey Bay for business. I might stay for a second chance at love. Remember Him is a 42,000-word second-chance gay romance. On their way to a feel-good happy ever after, a jock and a nerd dodge windmill blades, fog up the windows, and discuss the fine points of timber, lumber, and plain old wood.

Confessions from a Pastor's Daughter

Author : Lady J
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1684564255
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book Confessions from a Pastor's Daughter written by Lady J and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2019-05-08 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pastors' children should be allowed to pursue their dreams. After all, you only have one life to live. People need to stop putting their pastor and their children on a pedestal. They too are going to make mistakes. To my knowledge, there is only one perfect man to walk on this planet Earth. He is the sinless one, my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He is the only one that I have to answer to when this place can no longer afford me a home. I pray that he has forgiven me for all my sins. I want him to say, "Well done thy good and faithful servant. Welcome! Be Blessed!

Absurd Humor

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Absurd Humor written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-02-19 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a trip through a random guy's mind to witness some of the most wacky observations in the world. From the increasingly insane to the blatantly bizarre. You're sure to get tangled in an endless spiderweb that one man weaved all by himself. Don't even try to escape his grasp. Because once he latches on he's like a rabid dog savagely searching for a treat in every dark corner in sight. But seriously he's a nice guy. Why not stop on by and see what the buzz is about? From this to that, to brains flowing through an hourglass, we got you covered. Welcome to thoughts made by millions of men embedded in one man's memory bank. They combined their will of inspiration inside of him and this book popped out. However you want to put it. It's way too crude. It's way too honest. It's way too absurd. So jump on in and see what the fuss is about. This is one jack wagon sure to send you soaring into the stars by blowing your mind more than its ever been blown before. Don't be shy. So step on in and walk on up. Buy your ticket and hop inside. It's time to get absurd and wiggle through this book like a worm. Dig hard.

Santa's Secret Sex Journal

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.

Alex and Princess Mommy

Author : Lynn Uzelac
Publisher : Fulton Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (898 download)

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Download or read book Alex and Princess Mommy written by Lynn Uzelac and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-10-09 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Alex's journey through life with autism and how he views the world. Autism does not limit what he can do, and it does not define who he is. It is filled with his hilarious commentary and includes the good, bad, and ugly. You will find this is not your typical "educational" book about autism. In this book, we share his weakness, strength, hard days, and triumphs. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Noelle's Diary

Author : Giselle Renarde
Publisher : Giselle Renarde
ISBN 13 : 1005006016
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Noelle's Diary written by Giselle Renarde and published by Giselle Renarde. This book was released on with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmastime is here, but Noelle has got no cheer. Her parents are spending the holiday season on a cruise while she's stuck at home with her brother and his girlfriend, Candy, also known as the most annoying person on the planet. Tied for the title is Noelle's needy ex, who will not stop texting. The only person Noelle wants to spend time with is her fiery crush, Juniper. Problem is, Juniper's gone home for the holidays. All Noelle wants for Christmas is love. Can she possibly lure Juniper away from a quaint little town with the lure of Big City lights? Or will Noelle's irritating sister-in-law team up with her meddling ex to ruin her chance at making Christmas merry? Read Noelle's Diary, a lesbian holiday romance from award-winning queer Canadian author Giselle Renarde.

We Could Be Heroes

Author : Philip Ellis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593542495
Total Pages : 385 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (935 download)

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Download or read book We Could Be Heroes written by Philip Ellis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-06-04 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear high heels and a wig. Patrick's acting career is on the rise, and the superhero movie he's filming might put him on the map . . . if the endless reshoots ever stop. Meanwhile, Will, a secondhand bookseller and part-time drag queen, is just trying to live his best life. After a chance encounter on a particularly chaotic night, a curious friendship sparks between the two men. At least, that’s what they tell each other. Sure, Patrick finds Will captivatingly hilarious, and Will can’t help but keep thinking about who is really behind the perfect mask Patrick shows the rest of the world, but nothing could ever really happen, right? Superheroes don’t date drag queens, after all. When reality crashes into the fantasy world they’ve built together, Will has to make a choice between the man of his dreams and being true to himself. Can Patrick be the hero Will’s been waiting for, or will Will be the one to save Patrick after all? Uproarious and touching, We Could Be Heroes is an ode to queer joy and a romance that just might save the world.

Sex on the Beach with Yours Truly

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sex on the Beach with Yours Truly written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2023-07-27 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the fantasy of your innermost desires. I’m the one you’ve been waiting for all along. It doesn’t matter who you are or what the world has done to you. Because I’ve been on the beach anticipating your arrival. I’m the sexiest person in the world. It doesn’t matter what you’re into because I’m just that hot. I’m here to rope you into an experience beyond the comprehension of your imagination. My sexy thighs curl up to my impressive forearms. I have the body of a god. I might even go as far as to say that not even a god can live up to my stature. I’m a specimen to behold. A wondrous vessel of everything ridiculously attractive. I’m your picture perfect getaway from a world gone mad. Take my hand on a stroll down the beach to see what sexy adventures await. I guarantee this will be the sexiest time of your life. You’ll leave with a sense of elevated spunk when it comes to the love scene. I’m your one and only and you’re about to roll me up and take a bite. Let’s turn this beach into a heavenly memory we’ll never forget.

18 Short Stories of Diaper Domination: A Collection of Naughty ABDL Stories and Erotic Diaper Essays

Author : Nanny Chloe
Publisher : Nanny Chloe
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 335 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 18 Short Stories of Diaper Domination: A Collection of Naughty ABDL Stories and Erotic Diaper Essays written by Nanny Chloe and published by Nanny Chloe. This book was released on with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this jam-packed collection, Nanny Chloe takes you through 18 different wild consensual diaper domination tales and essays, where your wildest diaper fantasies—and your darkest domination nightmares—will come to life. In addition to over a dozen captivating ABDL short stories, this collection also features several entries of Nanny’s Notes—erotic essays written from an ABDL domme's perspective, giving tips, tricks, and day-in-the-life accounts of consensual diaper domination. (Note: The opening Table of Contents provides a full list of all 18 stories, with indicators to help readers easily identify each story’s length and specific themes.) Stories include: Accidents and Diapers at Granny’s - A young woman’s summer turns unexpectedly mortifying when she encounters the consequences of an overactive bladder under her grandmother's watchful eye. Forced to Face my Diapers - A young man’s nocturnal mishaps lead to a particularly memorable punishment from his caregiver, pushing him to new limits. A Bed Wetter’s Naughty Secret - Discover how an adult bedwetter learns to embrace the nighttime protection his nanny insists upon in a surprising twist of acceptance. Tina’s New Stroller - Feel Tina's embarrassment as her caregiver introduces her to a special new stroller, designed for maximum exposure. Daisy’s Special Spanking - Join Daisy's journey to empathy when her sitter teaches her a lesson over her knee after mocking a neighbor's accident. From Girlfriend to Dommy-Mommy - Experience the transformation of a young man’s life as he is regressed into a diapered existence by his older, dominant girlfriend. Along with Essays: Nanny’s Notes: Adult Littles & Their Messes - Gain insight into the world of littles and the messy challenges they face, as shared by a seasoned ABDL caregiver. Nanny’s Notes: The Clothespin Method - Delve into a domme's perspective as she gives the details on this highly advanced and unforgettable consensual diaper punishment technique. … And So Many More! In total, this ABDL story collection features 13 narrative short stories, 4 fictional erotic essays, and 1 surprise piece—each taking you on an exhilarating journey of diaper domination that will leave you begging for more again and again. Are you ready to step into Nanny Chloe's world of consensual diaper punishment, adult little one? This novel-length collection of erotic ABDL stories will have you on the ‘edge’ of your seat from start to finish. It’s packed full of consensual adult diaper punishment, diaper regression, consensual corporal punishment, intense role-play humiliation, and of course, some very used diapers! For mature readers only!

Maximum Rocknroll

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Maximum Rocknroll written by and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

American Slang 4e

Author : Barbara Ann Kipfer
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061179477
Total Pages : 576 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book American Slang 4e written by Barbara Ann Kipfer and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-08-19 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With 1,500 new words and phrases, this abridged edition of the Dictionary of American Slang is the most buzzworthy, banging collection of colloquial American English—no joke This fully updated and abridged fourth edition of American Slang contains more than 1,500 new terms representing the variety and vigor of American slang, from "yada yada yada" to "yo momma." There's no better resource for those who are curious about language, fascinated by counterculture, or just completely confused when other people talk. Like previous editions, this edition features pronunciation guides, word origins, examples of appropriate usage as well as a helpful highlighting system that lets you know which terms should be used with caution, and never in polite company. Both an important archive of the way America is really talking and a lot of fun to read, American Slang will prove to be an invaluable companion in keeping up with the dauntingly jargon-filled, quickly evolving language of today.

Femme Fatale-ish

Author : Misha Bell
Publisher : Mozaika Publications
ISBN 13 : 1631427113
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (314 download)

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Download or read book Femme Fatale-ish written by Misha Bell and published by Mozaika Publications. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Blue—insert a mood-related joke here—and I’m a femme fatale in training. My goal is to join the CIA. Unfortunately, I have a tiny issue with birds, and the closest I’ve come to my dream is working for a government agency that’s disturbingly up-to-speed on everyone’s sexts, rants in private Facebook groups, and secret family chocolate-chip cookie recipes. I know I’m a spy cliché, that agent who works at a desk but craves fieldwork. However, I have a plan: I’m going to infiltrate the secretive Hot Poker Club, where I’ve spotted a mysterious, sexy stranger who I’m convinced is a Russian spy. And once I'm in? All I have to do is seduce the presumed spy without falling for him, so I can expose his true identity and prove my femme fatale bona fides to the CIA. I never lose concentration at work, so that'll be an absolute breeze for me. Oh, and did I mention he's sexy? I’m doing it for my country, not my ovaries, I pinky swear. WARNING: Now that you’ve finished reading this, your device will self-destruct in five seconds. NOTE: This is a standalone, raunchy, slow-burn romantic comedy featuring a quirky, spy-movie-obsessed heroine, a scorching hot maybe-Russian, several terrifying tales about birds, and lots of text debates about the relative cuteness of animals. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle up for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.