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Book Synopsis All-Star Hockey Jokes by : Margaret Ann McRae
Download or read book All-Star Hockey Jokes written by Margaret Ann McRae and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good hockey jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of hockey jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids hockey jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny hockey joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.
Book Synopsis All-Star Hockey Jokes by : Gemma Joy
Download or read book All-Star Hockey Jokes written by Gemma Joy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good hockey jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of hockey jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids hockey jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny hockey joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.
Book Synopsis Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! by : Blake Hoena
Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Book Synopsis Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! by : Blake Hoena
Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.
Book Synopsis Brooklyn Hockey All Stars Collection 2 by : Sarina Bowen
Download or read book Brooklyn Hockey All Stars Collection 2 written by Sarina Bowen and published by Tuxbury Publishing LLC. This book was released on with total page 1000 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three USA Today bestselling Brooklyn Hockey novels for one low price! Book 1: Bombshells Anton’s made himself three rules: no boozing, no women, and no scandals. Until Sylvie gets her heart broken by his teammate, and he comforts her the best way he knows how… Book 2: Shenanigans What I meant to do in Vegas: Let my hair down for once and celebrate winning a medal at my first women’s hockey all-stars competition. What I actually did: Got senior prom drunk and woke up married to Brooklyn’s star winger, the great Neil Drake. And now holy matrimony. Although we both know it can’t last, especially once his evil family gets wind of our Vegas shenanigans… Book 3: Love Lessons He needs an image makeover, she needs a mojo upgrade. Vera and Ian don’t see eye to eye on anything. She wants him to try on clothes, while he just wants to remove hers. But when management threatens his summer vacation, he grudgingly agrees to Vera’s unusual proposal: she’ll give him an image makeover. But in return, she wants lessons in the art of seduction...
Download or read book 101 Ice Hockey Jokes written by Kj Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-03-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Glide into a world of humor on the ice with 101 Ice Hockey Jokes, the ultimate collection of hilarious jokes, puns, and one-liners dedicated to the thrilling world of ice hockey. Perfect for players, fans, and anyone with a love for the game, this book scores big with its witty observations and playful take on the sport's quirks, traditions, and the icy adventures that make it so beloved. From the face-off circle to the penalty box, 101 Ice Hockey Jokes delivers a power play of laughter, capturing the spirit and passion of hockey culture. Whether you're a seasoned veteran of the sport, a weekend warrior, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle alongside the action of the game, these jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and share the joy of hockey with friends and family. 101 Ice Hockey Jokes isn't just a joke book; it's an ode to the camaraderie and fun that ice hockey brings into our lives. It makes an excellent gift for teammates, a thoughtful surprise for coaches, or a delightful treat for anyone who cherishes the game. So lace up your skates, grab your stick, and get ready to enjoy a breakaway of belly laughs with this entertaining collection. Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.
Book Synopsis Brooklyn Hockey All Stars Collection 1 by : Sarina Bowen
Download or read book Brooklyn Hockey All Stars Collection 1 written by Sarina Bowen and published by Tuxbury Publishing LLC . This book was released on 2022-11-23 with total page 990 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three bestselling Brooklyn Hockey Novels Are Included. Book 1: Overnight Sensation Everyone knows the girl is off limits. But it's so good to be bad He’s a hockey player, she’s an intern. Well really, she’s the league’s commissioner’s daughter. But the way she looks at him is probably illegal in several states. Book 2: Superfan Sometimes lady luck shakes your hand, and sometimes she smacks your face. Sometimes she does both on the same day. Three years ago, he met the most amazing girl… and then had to jump on a plane. Now he’s a hockey player, and she’s a superstar. When their paths cross again, he’ll show her he’s playing to win. Book 3: Sure Shot She has a five-year plan, indexed and color-coded. But she didn’t count on him. On the eve of her thirtieth birthday, successful sports agent Bess Beringer is ready to make some changes. Falling for a big, tall, ripped hunk of hockey was not a part of her plans. They’re both falling hard, until she asks for the one thing he can’t give her… Three complete stories. For more details, visit www.sarinabowen.com for full descriptions.
Book Synopsis Slam-Dunk Sports Jokes by : Paul M Miller
Download or read book Slam-Dunk Sports Jokes written by Paul M Miller and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No doubt about it—sports is serious business in today’s society. Maybe a little good-natured ribbing is in order to keep us from taking our athletics—and athletes—too seriously! This marvelous collection of some five hundred jokes will hit a home run with sports fans, offering a hilarious take on the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and everything in between. Including material on sports both major and minor—from baseball and bowling to soccer, swimming, and track—these jokes have fun with athletes and spectators alike. Slam-Dunk Sports Jokes is wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes by : John Robert Colombo
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes written by John Robert Colombo and published by Penguin Books Canada. This book was released on 2003 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All vital matters are up for ridicule in The Penguin Book of More Canadian Jokes, master gatherer John Robert Colombo's companion to the popular The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes. In this second hilarious collection of jokes, riddles, puns, anecdotes, and lore, you'll find popular pokes at all things Canadian, including politics, multiculturalism, small-town life, sexual habits, our favourite national pastime -- weather watching -- and much more. This assortment is a rich, tickle-me addition to our national inventory of wit. The added kicker is the appendix of two dozen ripe classics: the jokes and anecdotes that -- though weathered -- have "laughed us" through the ages. Book jacket.
Download or read book 101 Hockey Jokes written by Kara Woodburn and published by . This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!
Book Synopsis Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Book Synopsis Pro Hockey's Underdogs by : Michael Bradley
Download or read book Pro Hockey's Underdogs written by Michael Bradley and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hockey fans love to cheer for the underdog, and every winter they get reminded that anything can happen on the ice. An undrafted player can become and All-Star. A franchise known as a perennial loser can rise up and win the Stanley Cup. This book presents thrilling tales of players and teams who have shocked the hockey world.
Book Synopsis Who's who in Hockey by : Stan Fischler
Download or read book Who's who in Hockey written by Stan Fischler and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there is one book that's missing from the ever-growing number of hockey books available, it is an A-to-Z guide of the sport's all-time greatest stars. Finally, that book has arrived. Veteran hockey authors Stan and Shirley Fischler's Who's Who in Hockey is the complete guide to the game's greatest players.This indispensable hockey reference book features all of the sport's most notable players, from Wayne Gretzky and Howie Morenz to Rocket Richard, Marcel Pronovost, and Bep Guidolin.For easy reference, this comprehensive 480-page volume is divided into three parts: pre-World War II players, World War II to Expansion, and From 1967-68 to the present.Each player's entry includes his biography, personal statistics, and career highlights, along with anecdotal information. In addition to player listings, this power-packed book will include: o Dozens of player photoso Capsule histories of every past and present NHL franchiseo The colorful history behind the Stanley Cupo Profiles of the game's best coaches and managers o Profiles of others who've helped make the game great, such as Pete and Jerry Cusimano, who pioneered the Detroit tradition of throwing octopuses onto the ice for luck.Perhaps the most complete compendium of biographies on hockey's greatest players ever published, Who's Who in Hockey will be a hot item with both die-hard and newer fans of this popular professional sport.
Book Synopsis The Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club by : Kevin Shea
Download or read book The Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club written by Kevin Shea and published by McClelland & Stewart. This book was released on 2016-10-18 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Published in partnership with the Toronto Maple Leafs and officially licensed by the NHL, this is the one and only official Toronto Maple Leafs Centennial publication! The Toronto Maple Leafs are one of the most storied franchises in all of sport and without question -- the most recognized team in all of hockey. Through this journey of a hundred years of Maple Leaf hockey, fans will read of ups and downs, triumphs and tears, laughter and laments. This publication tells the Leafs' complete history and introduces fans to coaches, as well as such legends as: Apps and Armstrong, Kennedy and Keon, Broda and Bower, Salming and Sundin, but also players who wore the Blue and White and left far more modest legacies. It takes fans to Toronto's first game, the construction of Maple Leaf Gardens and subsequent move to the Air Canada Centre. It celebrates Toronto's Stanley Cups and Hall of Fame players and demonstrates that through each exciting season, the Toronto Maple Leafs have forever remained our team and enjoyed the incredibly loyal support of a nation of fans. Published in complete partnership with the Toronto Maple Leafs and scheduled to release as the Leafs enter their 100th season, this official centennial publication includes contributions from many of the biggest names in Leaf history. Author Kevin Shea gained unprecedented access to players -- past and present -- as well as team executives to offer this book the most compelling, informed, and accurate portrayal of Toronto's historic hockey team and their important place in both the world of hockey and the culture of Canada. Combined with incredible archival photographs and a truly incredible design, this is the definitive and must have book for fans of the Blue and White.
Book Synopsis Larry the Liberal Lawyer Lashes Out by : Larry Atkins
Download or read book Larry the Liberal Lawyer Lashes Out written by Larry Atkins and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larry the Liberal Lawyer Lashes Out is a "best of" collection of Op-Eds and essays from Larry Atkins, one of the top freelance Op-Ed writers in America. The issues covered include politics, law, journalism, current events, social issues in sports, humor, and Philadelphia-related topics. Atkins teaches Editorial Writing at Temple University and Journalism at Arcadia University. He has written over 250 Op-Eds, articles, and essays for many publications, including the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Baltimore Sun, Chicago Tribune, Christian Science Monitor, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Dallas Morning News, Detroit News, Hartford Courant, Indianapolis Star, Jewish Exponent, Kansas City Star, Los Angeles Daily News, National Public Radio (Commentaries for Morning Edition and Only a Game), Newark Star-Ledger, Newsday, Philadelphia Daily News, Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Metro, San Francisco Chronicle, Seattle Post-Intelligencer, and The Writer Magazine. He wrote a chapter on Op-Eds and essays for the ASJA Guide to Freelance Writing (St. Martin's Press).
Book Synopsis Experiences by : Paul John Hausleben
Download or read book Experiences written by Paul John Hausleben and published by God Bless the Keg Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2023-04-19 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experiences in life! The pain and the love and the joy of life! Experiences! We all have them, and we all live it; some people simply talk about them, and relate stories of them, and as the author states in his first non-fiction book, some choose to document and share them. In Experiences. A Series of Essays on My Life, Mr. Paul John Hausleben documents and shares his experiences, and it thrills readers that he did so! Author, publisher, semi-pro hockey goaltender, vice president of a company, award-winning photographer, raconteur, traveler, adventurer, electrician and electronics tech, radio operator, and so much more. From humble roots in Paterson and Haledon, New Jersey, born of a gentle mother with English immigrant roots and a street-smart and tough father squarely from the streets of Paterson, NJ, Paul John Hausleben set out to conquer the world. This is the amazing story of his experiences and adventures; told in his own words, in his special way. Here, within the pages of this book, The Master Storyteller documents in chapters consisting of a series of essays, the experiences of his remarkable life. The author states in his opening notes for the book, “This book is not an autobiography of Paul John Hausleben. It is simply a collection of a series of essays on my own experiences. Just as the title states.” And within the over four-hundred pages, Mr. Hausleben writes of the experiences of his amazingly diverse working career in many locations throughout the United States. He tells of his writing experiences and the loneliness, hard work, and the joys of writing and what motivates him to write. There are powerful essays of experiences as the author tells of battling injuries from playing the position of hockey goaltender, and of encountering life-threatening surgery, recovering, and struggling through depression afterwards. The author relates what his hockey career, his parents, teachers, employers, and mentors meant to him and taught him, what his photography career taught him about the world, and in a most unusual chapter of essays, the author relates amazing essays of experiences of his encounters with the weird and unexplained of this world. Ghostly encounters, humorous and odd people and situations, premonitions, strange events, and places and more! Then, to cap the book off, in a display of unusual behavior for the author, Mr. Hausleben, lets his normally reserved opinions loose in a no-holds-barred chapter, “My Views from The PJH Writing Command Center.” In this series of essays, the author cuts loose with his opinions, thoughts, and observations on the current state of affairs in the world, social media dangers and influences, the modern workplace and workers, COVID-19 and other current topics. The author is, as he says, “A tell it as it is, factual guy from Paterson, New Jersey” and in that chapter, he reveals his powerful thoughts and observations on a wide variety of current subjects. Throughout the book, the words as they typically are with the author remain honest, powerfully emotional, straightforward, and sometimes joyful, and in other cases, tearful. This is not a self-help book, nor is it an autobiography, it is simply a book of experiences of a life well-lived. To think it is not over yet! Are there more experiences to follow? Time will tell! “Paulie, you need to write the book of your experiences. Either no one will believe them, or they will believe me when I tell them that Paul John Hausleben has lived a thousand lives.” He did so and here it is!
Book Synopsis Hockey Jokes for Kids by : James Allan Einstein
Download or read book Hockey Jokes for Kids written by James Allan Einstein and published by . This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, kids! These hockey jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you laughing all through hockey season and beyond: Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!
