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Book Synopsis All I Want For Christmas Is A Whore by : Funnyreign Publishing
Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is A Whore written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAUGHTY GIRLS ADULT CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Are you looking for an offensive and funny adult humor notebook that you simply won't find anywhere else? If so, that is exactly what you will find here. As a gift for yourself or just for a family member or friend... if you like the idea of big booty girls, sluts and prostitutes, this humor and rude style journal is just for you., This 6x9 silly Santa and Christmas note book is all about the many different ways people celebrate the holidays... even if it's in a sily gross way. The front cover of this color book has a custom created art cover with a colored in version of a print design from the book. Inside, you will find wonderful pages with black and white lined paper to fit all of your creative writing and note taking needs. Book Details: SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: Black and white lined pages PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity and mindfulness Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Book Synopsis All I Want For Christmas Is A Slut by : Funnyreign Publishing
Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is A Slut written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAUGHTY GIRLS ADULT CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Are you looking for an offensive and funny adult humor notebook that you simply won't find anywhere else? If so, that is exactly what you will find here. As a gift for yourself or just for a family member or friend... if you like the idea of big booty girls, sluts and prostitutes, this humor and rude style journal is just for you., This 6x9 silly Santa and Christmas note book is all about the many different ways people celebrate the holidays... even if it's in a sily gross way. The front cover of this color book has a custom created art cover with a colored in version of a print design from the book. Inside, you will find wonderful pages with black and white lined paper to fit all of your creative writing and note taking needs. Book Details: SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: Black and white lined pages PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity and mindfulness Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Book Synopsis All I Want For Christmas Is A Prostitute by : Funnyreign Publishing
Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is A Prostitute written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAUGHTY GIRLS ADULT CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Are you looking for an offensive and funny adult humor notebook that you simply won't find anywhere else? If so, that is exactly what you will find here. As a gift for yourself or just for a family member or friend... if you like the idea of big booty girls, sluts and prostitutes, this humor and rude style journal is just for you., This 6x9 silly Santa and Christmas note book is all about the many different ways people celebrate the holidays... even if it's in a sily gross way. The front cover of this color book has a custom created art cover with a colored in version of a print design from the book. Inside, you will find wonderful pages with black and white lined paper to fit all of your creative writing and note taking needs. Book Details: SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: Black and white lined pages PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity and mindfulness Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis All I Want For Christmas Is You by : Angela Fattig
Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is You written by Angela Fattig and published by Misfit Toy Publishing. This book was released on with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is a lonely time for Kelly Lane. In her thirty’s and single, she has given up the dream she’d always had. Mac Brentwell is only going through the motions. Living the high profile life people believe lawyers have, he’s a playboy, a different woman on his arm every night. What people don’t know is that most nights he goes home alone. And he’s lonely, dreaming of the day he might get that Christmas wish he had so long ago. Kelly is the shy one, the wallflower. In high school, she fell in love with her best friend Mac Brentwell. However, she was always too shy to tell him. While standing under the mistletoe at a Christmas themed prom, Mac kissed her. She thought he had felt what she felt, but she was wrong. An hour later, she walked in on him and someone else. Mac will never forget that dreadful night. The night all his dreams came crashing down. Kelly had walked in on him and someone else. Except it wasn’t what she thought. He was consoling the girl, not making out with her. Nonetheless, Kelly ran and refused to let him explain. Now Mac lies to Kelly just to have one last chance at winning her heart. Will the lie tear them apart, or will Kelly give them what they always wanted for Christmas? Themselves…
Book Synopsis American Blow Job: A Novel by : Teri Louise Kelly
Download or read book American Blow Job: A Novel written by Teri Louise Kelly and published by Open Books. This book was released on 2010-07-02 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With neither mercy nor apology, AMERICAN BLOW JOB penetrates to the core of America's now vacuous soul and exposes Lady Liberty for the paramour that in fact she has become in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries.
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Book Synopsis All I Want for Christmas by : Gina Wilkins
Download or read book All I Want for Christmas written by Gina Wilkins and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sad Janet written by Lucie Britsch and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-16 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named one of the Best Books of the Summer by Lit Hub, The Millions, Refinery29, and Hey Alma. “Hilarious, wise, wicked, and tender.” —Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney, The New York Times–bestselling author of The Nest Janet works at a rundown dog shelter in the woods. She wears black, loves The Smiths, and can’t wait to get rid of her passive-aggressive boyfriend. Her brain is full of anxiety, like “one of those closets you never want to open because everything will fall out and crush you.” She has a meddlesome family, eccentric coworkers, one old friend who’s left her for Ibiza, and one new friend who’s really just a neighbor she sees in the hallway. Most of all, Janet has her sadness—a comfortable cloak she uses to insulate herself from the oppressions of the wider world. That is, until one fateful summer when word spreads about a new pill that offers even cynics like her a short-term taste of happiness . . . .just long enough to make it through the holidays without wanting to stab someone with a candy cane. When her family stages an intervention, her boyfriend leaves, and the prospect of making it through Christmas alone seems like too much, Janet decides to give them what they want. What follows is life-changing for all concerned—in ways no one quite expects. Hilarious, bitterly wise, and surprisingly warm, Sad Janet is the depression comedy you never knew you needed.
Book Synopsis Lets Hear It from the Whoresess Mouth by : Charmelle D. Williams
Download or read book Lets Hear It from the Whoresess Mouth written by Charmelle D. Williams and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-12-13 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who, better is to heat from, other than Shakerah Mohammed. This girl has said it, she has done it, and most of all she tells it straight from her mouth like it is. Her two friends find her actions to be too far out of hand and Shakerah does not care one bit, but now one friend knows she must be stopped. Shakerah realizes that all the men, all the deaths, and all the headaches were not worth all the money she came into. But unfortunately it is way too late. When you have fucked over so many it will be real hard to determine where all the threats are coming from. Eventually Shakerah will come face to face with her DEATH MATCH and it will not be nice
Book Synopsis It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by : Maureen Reil
Download or read book It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas written by Maureen Reil and published by Maureen Reil. This book was released on 2017-12-23 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Robyn Cross was looking forward to Christmas but not anymore. Not after she found out that her husband cheated on her so she wants to divorce him despite loving the bones of the man, which makes it worse. Only first, they decide that for the sake of everybody they know and love that they will spend one last perfect Christmas together and try to fake it until they make it past not only Christmas but New Year’s too and even beyond their daughter’s birthday. If they can just last that long without giving the game away that is, for this is all for show remember so no forgetting that and falling back into old habits. However, if they do fail then that will surely ruin the festivities altogether for not just them but their family too. Well they are all going on a three-day trip to a Winter Wonderland Hotel Experience, so the atmosphere needs to be warmer than the weather outside since that is cold enough for snow. Will they succeed and make it a memorable Christmas for all the right reasons? Will they mess up despite being on their best behaviour, when the ex turns up to pour fuel on the fire? If you are in need of some funny festive fiction to get you laughing through this special season, then pick up this hilarious British novel which contains quite a few swear words so you have been warned. While you can be glad, you’re not the potty mouthed Robyn Cross for actions do have consequences and they’re not always so easy to make good on. As she finds out, but will you?
Download or read book Food Whore written by Jessica Tom and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of wit and mouth-watering cuisines, Jessica Tom’s debut novel offers a clever insider take on the rarefied world of New York City’s dining scene in the tradition of The Devil Wears Prada meets Kitchen Confidential. Food whore (n.) A person who will do anythingfor food. When Tia Monroe moves to New York City, she plans to put herself on the culinary map in no time. But after a coveted internship goes up in smoke, Tia’s suddenly just another young food lover in the big city. But when Michael Saltz, a legendary New York Times restaurant critic, lets Tia in on a career-ending secret—that he’s lost his sense of taste—everything changes. Now he wants Tia to serve as his palate, ghostwriting his reviews. In return he promises her lavish meals, a bottomless cache of designer clothing, and the opportunity of a lifetime. Out of prospects and determined to make it, Tia agrees. Within weeks, Tia’s world transforms into one of luxury: four-star dinners, sexy celebrity chefs, and an unlimited expense account at Bergdorf Goodman. Tia loves every minute of it…until she sees her words in print and Michael Saltz taking all the credit. As her secret identity begins to crumble and the veneer of extravagance wears thin, Tia is forced to confront what it means to truly succeed—and how far she’s willing to go to get there.
Download or read book In a Holidaze written by Christina Lauren and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER One Christmas wish, two brothers, and a lifetime of hope are on the line for hapless Maelyn Jones in In a Holidaze, the quintessential holiday romantic novel by Christina Lauren, the New York Times bestselling author of The Unhoneymooners. It’s the most wonderful time of the year…but not for Maelyn Jones. She’s living with her parents, hates her going-nowhere job, and has just made a romantic error of epic proportions. But perhaps worst of all, this is the last Christmas Mae will be at her favorite place in the world—the snowy Utah cabin where she and her family have spent every holiday since she was born, along with two other beloved families. Mentally melting down as she drives away from the cabin for the final time, Mae throws out what she thinks is a simple plea to the universe: Please. Show me what will make me happy. The next thing she knows, tires screech and metal collides, everything goes black. But when Mae gasps awake…she’s on an airplane bound for Utah, where she begins the same holiday all over again. With one hilarious disaster after another sending her back to the plane, Mae must figure out how to break free of the strange time loop—and finally get her true love under the mistletoe. Jam-packed with yuletide cheer, an unforgettable cast of characters, and Christina Lauren’s trademark “downright hilarious” (Helen Hoang, author of The Bride Test) hijinks, this swoon-worthy romantic read will make you believe in the power of wishes and the magic of the holidays.
Book Synopsis All i Want for Christmas is a Reaper by : Liana Brooks
Download or read book All i Want for Christmas is a Reaper written by Liana Brooks and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Whore's Child by : Richard Russo
Download or read book The Whore's Child written by Richard Russo and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This irresistible collection of short stories from the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Empire Falls reveals the imperfect bargains of marriage, the discoveries and disillusionments of childhood, and the unwinnable battles men and women insist on fighting with the past. “An author whose laid-back understatements can be as sharp as other writers’ boldest declarations….the architect of stories you can’t put down.” —The New York Times Richard Russo brings the same bittersweet wit, deep knowledge of human nature, and spellbinding narrative gifts that distinguish his best-selling novels. A cynical Hollywood moviemaker confronts his dead wife’s lover and abruptly realizes the depth of his own passion. As his parents’ marriage disintegrates, a precocious fifth-grader distracts himself with meditations on baseball, spaghetti, and his place in the universe. And in the title story, an elderly nun enters a college creative writing class and plays havoc with its tidy notions of fact and fiction. The Whore’s Child is further proof that Russo is one of the finest writers we have, unsparingly truthful yet hugely compassionate and capable of creating characters real that they seem to step off the page. Look for Richard Russo's new book, Somebody's Fool, coming soon.
Download or read book Blackbird Summer written by Em Shotwell and published by City Owl Press. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Danger arises when twenty-one-year-old from a magical family falls in love in this dark, Southern Gothic, new adult fantasy series debut. When the world fears you, being Gifted is a curse. Tallulah Caibre knows this all too well. In the cornerstone of the rural south, Brooklyn, Mississippi, no one dares make eye contact with the strange Caibre family. Until the rewards are worth the cost. The townsfolk come, cash in hand, always at night, to pay for services only a Gifted can provide. No matter the Gifts prevalent in her family, at twenty-one, Tallulah is expected to follow the path laid out for her: marriage, babies, and helping her mama teach the family home school program. She’s resigned to live the quiet life and stay out of trouble…until she meets Logan. An outsider and all-around rebel, Logan doesn’t care about her family’s reputation. Yet after a tragic loss wreaks havoc on the crumbling relationship between the Caibres and the townsfolk, Tallulah must decide if love and freedom are worth risking everything. “Blackbird Summer harkens to a time of mysticism and magic, painting old world beliefs and mindsets onto a contemporary palette. The depth of emotion and atmosphere created in the story is nothing short of amazing.”—Award-winning author Tina Moss
Download or read book Theresa Rebeck written by Theresa Rebeck and published by Smith & Kraus. This book was released on 2007 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABSTRACT EXPRESSION A forgotten artist is rediscovered only to have tragedy descend. THE BUTTERFLY COLLECTION A family of artists have gathered to share a weekend in the country when a young writer's assistant enters the mix. BAD DATES Haley has been single-handedly raising a kid and running a restaurant for five years; it's time to go out on a date. THE WATER?S EDGE Seventeen years after tragedy destroyed his family, Richard returns to confront his wife and grown children. THE BELLS Long ago, a Chinaman was lost in the Yukon during the gold rush. THE SCENE An actor's frustrations with his busted career spin out of control when he meets a modern-day siren who butchers the language and destroys his world. MAURITIUS A famous stamp sets in motion a violent and suspenseful caper involving a wide variety of lost souls, in this version of Antiques Road Show on crack. THERESA REBECK's most recent work includes her play MAURITIUS, opens October 4th at the Biltmore Theater on Broadway. The play is a darkly funny story about two half-sisters who come in conflict over a book of rare, potentially priceless postage stamps. Theresa's new novel, Three Girls and Her Brother, is being brought out by Random house in the United States and HarperCollins in England, in March of 2008. The world premiere of her play, OUR HOUSE, is opening the Denver Center Theatre's New Play Summit in January of 2008. Rebeck's many other plays include Bad Dates, Spike Heels, The Water's Edge, and The Scene, which will be presented this season in New York at Second Stage, also directed by Taichman. Her work has been widely produced both regionally and internationally.
