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All I Want For Christmas Is A Prostitute

Author : Funnyreign Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781710657272
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (572 download)

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Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is A Prostitute written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAUGHTY GIRLS ADULT CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Are you looking for an offensive and funny adult humor notebook that you simply won't find anywhere else? If so, that is exactly what you will find here. As a gift for yourself or just for a family member or friend... if you like the idea of big booty girls, sluts and prostitutes, this humor and rude style journal is just for you., This 6x9 silly Santa and Christmas note book is all about the many different ways people celebrate the holidays... even if it's in a sily gross way. The front cover of this color book has a custom created art cover with a colored in version of a print design from the book. Inside, you will find wonderful pages with black and white lined paper to fit all of your creative writing and note taking needs. Book Details: SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: Black and white lined pages PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity and mindfulness Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!

All I Want For Christmas Is A Whore

Author : Funnyreign Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781710657944
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (579 download)

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Download or read book All I Want For Christmas Is A Whore written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NAUGHTY GIRLS ADULT CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL Are you looking for an offensive and funny adult humor notebook that you simply won't find anywhere else? If so, that is exactly what you will find here. As a gift for yourself or just for a family member or friend... if you like the idea of big booty girls, sluts and prostitutes, this humor and rude style journal is just for you., This 6x9 silly Santa and Christmas note book is all about the many different ways people celebrate the holidays... even if it's in a sily gross way. The front cover of this color book has a custom created art cover with a colored in version of a print design from the book. Inside, you will find wonderful pages with black and white lined paper to fit all of your creative writing and note taking needs. Book Details: SIZE: 6x9 PAPER: Black and white lined pages PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Limited Time Offer Perfect for creativity and mindfulness Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!

Everything You Aways Wanted to Know About Sex

Author : David Reuben
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312976569
Total Pages : 420 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (765 download)

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Download or read book Everything You Aways Wanted to Know About Sex written by David Reuben and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-10-15 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book on human sexuality ever has been completely revised for the new century with up-to-date information. In a Q&A format, Dr. Reuben sheds new light on topics ranging from sexual acts to impotence, from birth control to AIDS.

Hookers & Blow Save Christmas

Author : Munty C Pepin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781777225124
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (251 download)

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Download or read book Hookers & Blow Save Christmas written by Munty C Pepin and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.

Behind the Mormon Curtain

Author : Steve Cuno
Publisher : Pitchstone Publishing (US&CA)
ISBN 13 : 163431218X
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (343 download)

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Book Synopsis Behind the Mormon Curtain by : Steve Cuno

Download or read book Behind the Mormon Curtain written by Steve Cuno and published by Pitchstone Publishing (US&CA). This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AS A CALL GIRL” wasn't the answer author Steve Cuno expected when he asked a new acquaintance how she planned to capitalize her start-up business.Wait, hold on, he thought. In Salt Lake City? Home to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Mormon Church, where all it takes to become the object of steamy gossip is for a neighbor to see you take a sip of coffee? In a religion where nonmarital sex is second in seriousness to murder?“You've no idea the people I could get in trouble,” she told him. She'd entertained politicians, police officers, judges, defense lawyers, prosecutors, doctors—all of them married, almost all of them practicing Mormons. Many were highly visible, highly regarded leaders in the faith.So began Cuno's behind-the-scenes investigation into Salt Lake City's prostitution industry. Over the course of three years, he interviewed prostitutes, johns, police officers, social workers, and massage-parlor owners—and uncovered a surprising underside to the Mormon Church's carefully cultivated image of wholesomeness and family values. He found that Salt Lake's prostitutes—“sex workers” or “providers,” as they prefer to be known—don't live in the illusory experience they create for their clients. Many are multilingual and hold college degrees. They fix meals, drive kids to school, help with homework, handle household chores, socialize with others in the community, have love lives of their own—and, yes, go to church, sometimes with the very people who sneak out to meet them.With wit and sensitivity, Behind the Mormon Curtain takes a deep dive into the quintessential American religion and the world's oldest profession, as Cuno tells the story of what he discovered, how he discovered it, and what it reveals not just about Mormons, but about us all.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Author : Andrew Wilson
Publisher : The Good Book Company
ISBN 13 : 1802540806
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas written by Andrew Wilson and published by The Good Book Company. This book was released on 2024-10-01 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Evangelistic book explaining why Jesus is the best thing about Christmas. What makes Christmas feel special for you? Fairy lights? Familiar Christmas movies? Seeing friends and family? There’s so much to love about Christmas, but what if you’re missing out on the best thing of all? In this engaging, thoughtful, and winsome book, Andrew Wilson takes us to the first Christmas to show that what can make our Christmases truly special is Jesus, the light of the world. Andrew Wilson explains how Jesus makes a difference to the darkness of this world—and how he can make a difference to our lives too. This short and warmly-written book is perfect for giving away to family, friends, and neighbors, as well as giving away at Christmas services and Christmas outreach events.

Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-03-11 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

Bunny

Author : Mona Awad
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525559744
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library

The Pocket-Size God

Author : Robert F. Griffin C.S.C.
Publisher : University of Notre Dame Pess
ISBN 13 : 0268080828
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book The Pocket-Size God written by Robert F. Griffin C.S.C. and published by University of Notre Dame Pess. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fr. Robert Griffin, C.S.C. (1925–1999), was a beloved member of the Notre Dame community. With his cocker spaniel, Darby O’Gill, he was instantly recognizable on campus. He was well known for his priestly work counseling students as university chaplain for thirty years, his summer ministry to the homeless and parishioners in New York City, and his weekly columns in the student newspaper, The Observer, in which he invited the campus community to reflect with him on the challenges and joys of being Catholic in a time of enormous social and religious change. This collection draws together essays that Griffin wrote for Notre Dame Magazine between 1972 and 1994. In them, he considers many of the challenges that beset church and campus, such as the laicization of priests, premarital sex, the erosion of institutional authority, intolerance toward gay people, and failure of fidelity to the teachings of the church. Griffin also ruminates on the distress that human beings experience in the ordinariness of their lives—the difficulty of communication in families, grief over the loss of family and friends, the agonies of isolation, and the need for forgiveness. Griffin’s shrewd insights still ring true for people today. His efforts to temper the winds of institutional rules, cultural change, and personal suffering reveal a mind keenly attuned to the need for understanding human limitations and to the presence of grace in times of change. Griffin quotes from the works of literary modernists, such as Fitzgerald and Hemingway, whose novels and short stories he loved; in these allusions and in his own reflections and experiences, Griffin bridges the spiritual and the secular and offers hope for reconciliation and comfort.

The Haar and the Whore

Author : Kevin Wilton
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1499022069
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book The Haar and the Whore written by Kevin Wilton and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-20 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ian was a man, a bloke; a 'blokey' sort of bloke; a man's man. He wasnt for all that settling down and commitment to one person nonsense, not him. Ian wanted to have his cake and eat it, he wanted to be free to do and go whatever and wherever he pleased; which is why he settled so easily in with the Smudgers and their life in Great Yarmouth. Smudger is the150 year old name for a photographer. It goes back to the days of the very fi rst paper negatives; where, if you were a hack, a ham fisted rank amateur who took poor care of your negatives, then the consequence would be simple they smudged. The modern use of the term Smudger suited the monkey-men down to the ground. They didnt care about their photography; Smudging was just a means to an end. It gave them the money in their pockets to buy their beer and unfettered access to a virtually endless stream of women. Young or old, big or small, good looking or just downright ugly, they didnt care, it was a numbers game for them. That was until three unsuspecting women tangled themselves in Ian's life and he in theirs. Through them he discovers the hidden depths and strengths of a woman, all women, the things he should have been taught at school; the things that should not have been be left to the vagaries of an accidental discovery. Men have so much to learn about women, if they only knew quite how much, theyd realise they really dont stand a chance.

The Whore's Child

Author : Richard Russo
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307429628
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Whore's Child written by Richard Russo and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This irresistible collection of short stories from the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Empire Falls reveals the imperfect bargains of marriage, the discoveries and disillusionments of childhood, and the unwinnable battles men and women insist on fighting with the past. “An author whose laid-back understatements can be as sharp as other writers’ boldest declarations….the architect of stories you can’t put down.” —The New York Times Richard Russo brings the same bittersweet wit, deep knowledge of human nature, and spellbinding narrative gifts that distinguish his best-selling novels. A cynical Hollywood moviemaker confronts his dead wife’s lover and abruptly realizes the depth of his own passion. As his parents’ marriage disintegrates, a precocious fifth-grader distracts himself with meditations on baseball, spaghetti, and his place in the universe. And in the title story, an elderly nun enters a college creative writing class and plays havoc with its tidy notions of fact and fiction. The Whore’s Child is further proof that Russo is one of the finest writers we have, unsparingly truthful yet hugely compassionate and capable of creating characters real that they seem to step off the page. Look for Richard Russo's new book, Somebody's Fool, coming soon.

Whore

Author : Halia Bieldt
Publisher : eBookIt.com
ISBN 13 : 1456646400
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (566 download)

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Download or read book Whore written by Halia Bieldt and published by eBookIt.com. This book was released on 2024-03-01 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Step Into a World Where Night Meets Day in the Most Unlikely of Balances In a captivating narrative that challenges the very fabric of societal norms, this book takes you on a profound journey through the dual lives of a university student by day and an escort by night in the scenic landscapes of New Zealand. With each turn of the page, unveil the deeply personal account of navigating a double life amidst the challenges of motherhood, friendships, and a career teetering on the brink of revelation. Dive deep into a story of duality where the protagonist's life unfolds in a binary world of academia and secrecy. From the initial decision to step into the world of escorting, fueled by a need that extends beyond financial gains, to the complex dynamics of keeping this aspect of life shielded from the glaring judgments of the day. Experience the emotional roller coaster of highs and lows, from the thrill of clandestine encounters to the fear of exposure. Witness the art of balancing books and secrets, where each chapter peels away layers of stigma, unveiling the human side of a profession shrouded in controversy. Engage with stories of resilience and courage as motherhood adds another dimension to the juggling act, intensifying the stakes. Through candid recounts and reflections, delve into the essence of friendship, trust, betrayal, and the pursuit of understanding, unearthing the complexities of relationships forged in the shadows of society's disdain. In a bold exploration of sexuality, society, and self-empowerment, this book challenges preconceived notions and invites readers to reconsider the essence of judgment and acceptance. Be inspired by the journey towards wholeness, confronting ethical quandaries and the quest for authenticity in a world that demands conformity. Through the power of storytelling, witness the transformation from secrecy to the liberating, albeit daunting, strive for a stigma-free vision of sex work. This is not just a tale of surviving; it's about thriving in the face of adversity, finding inner strength, and paving the way towards a future filled with hope and new beginnings. Prepare to be immersed in a narrative that defies convention, encouraging a reflective introspection on love, relationships, and the societal constructs that define us. This book is more than a memoir; it's a manifesto for change, empowerment, and the unyielding resilience of the human spirit.

Santaland Diaries

Author : David Sedaris
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0748123075
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book Santaland Diaries written by David Sedaris and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-08-05 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times

Talk Sex Today

Author : Saleema Noon
Publisher : Wood Lake Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1770648143
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book Talk Sex Today written by Saleema Noon and published by Wood Lake Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2016-08-05 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not sure what – or how much – information to share with children and teens regarding sex and sexual health? Do you fear what they might ask? Or how to respond to their questions? Or whether you even know the “answers” yourself? Saleema Noon knows all about these fears and concerns. An expert in sexual health education and stepparent to two teenage daughters herself, she understands the challenges adults face when addressing sensitive topics with their kids. In Talk Sex Today,Noon delivers an intelligent and sensible blend of current, inclusive, and practical information for children and teens – and the adults who love them. Noon builds on the foundational work of iconic sexual health educator Meg Hickling and her bestselling Speaking of Sex books to offer adults a break-through guide on teaching “body science.” Together, with a combined 40 years of experience, Noon and Hickling broach a host of topics including: gender identity and stereotypes sexual diversity sexual consent bullying and harassment fostering healthy body image internet safety managing media influence pornography sexual decision-making teaching sexual health to children and teens with special needs Not afraid of controversy and firm in her belief that knowledge is power, Noon’s broadly inclusive approach shines with the affirmation that every person – regardless of race, religion, age, ability, gender identity, gender expression and sexual attraction – deserves respect and the information that will keep them safe. This is the ultimate guide to teaching children about sexual health and is ideal for educators and parents alike.

The Archaeology of Prostitution and Clandestine Pursuits

Author : Rebecca Yamin
Publisher : University Press of Florida
ISBN 13 : 0813072689
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book The Archaeology of Prostitution and Clandestine Pursuits written by Rebecca Yamin and published by University Press of Florida. This book was released on 2023-01-03 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Case studies of nineteenth-century sites from New York City to the American West The Archaeology of Prostitution and Clandestine Pursuits synthesizes case studies from various nineteenth-century sites where material culture reveals evidence of prostitution, including a brothel in Five Points—New York City’s most notorious neighborhood—and parlor houses a few blocks from the White House and Capitol Hill. Rebecca Yamin and Donna Seifert also examine brothels in the American West—in urban Los Angeles and in frontier sites and mining camps in Sandpoint, Idaho; Prescott, Arizona; and Fargo, North Dakota. The artifact assemblages found at these sites often contradict written records, allowing archaeologists to construct a more realistic and complicated picture of daily life for working-class women involved in commercial sex. Recognizing the agency involved in practicing a profession that has never been considered respectable, even when it wasn’t outright illegal, Yamin and Seifert also look at the agency of other individuals who participated in illicit activities, defying society privately or even publicly. The authors demonstrate the various ways disempowered groups including immigrants, African Americans, women, and the poor wielded autonomy while constrained by cultural norms. They also consider similar, contemporary expressions of agency, with particular attention to ongoing arguments surrounding the legalization of prostitution. Juxtaposing today’s debates alongside the clandestine pursuits of the past reveals how dominant moral standards determine what individual choices are publicly permissible. A volume in the series the American Experience in Archaeological Perspective, edited by Michael S. Nassaney Publication of the paperback edition made possible by a Sustaining the Humanities through the American Rescue Plan grant from the National Endowment for the Humanities.

Forbidden Sex, Forbidden Texts

Author : Hoshang Merchant
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
ISBN 13 : 1000083969
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Forbidden Sex, Forbidden Texts written by Hoshang Merchant and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2020-11-29 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book argues that there is no monolithic homosexuality; there are only homosexualities, that is, there are as many reasons for being gay as there are gays. Some people are born gay, some have gayness thrust upon them, and some do, indeed, achieve to great gayness. Representation of homosexuality/homoeroticism, as it is understood today, is thus a western import. The act and public/social discourses on same-sex love are still illegal; it is, according to many, against the Indian ‘tradition’; and a sense of ‘history’ is seriously problematic when we dig out for a past tradition of homoerotic love and desire. Hoshang Merchant, through an examination of texts, films, poetry, attempts to analyse and crack the codes of sexual (mis)conduct in contemporary India, giving short histories of the fate of several gay writers and explaining the difficulties of ‘coming out’.

Holidays on Ice

Author : David Sedaris
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316073636
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).