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Albrecht Drue, Ghostpuncher.

Author : Paul D. Miller
Publisher : Montag Press
ISBN 13 : 9781940233864
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book Albrecht Drue, Ghostpuncher. written by Paul D. Miller and published by Montag Press. This book was released on 2021-01-30 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Albrecht Drue, ghostpuncher. punches ghosts, right in their goddamn ghostfaces. Al's a shady drunk who used to be a fighter, but now spends his time pounding shots and starting brawls at his local pub. After a particularly nasty fracas, he gets his wasted ass lost in a haunted ghetto where he runs afoul of the ghost of a brutal seventies-era pimp. With said pimp-ghost threatening to shuffle him right off the mortal coil, Al reaches back and punches that mother#$%&@# straight to Hell. Once he sobers up and takes stock of what just went down, Al realizes he's got something he never had before: a reason to drag himself out of his $#%&@ life and find somethingreal in the unreal world. See, Al lives in the Quiet City of Bitburg, a place whose residents have turned a blind eyeto the messed-up paranormal #$@% infesting their home since its inception. The rotting metropolis hides innumerable unnatural horrors, and one little ghostpuncher ain't gonna be enough to fight them all. Now Al don't know #$%@ about all that. But he's gonna learn quick, because Bitburg is an old place with a past darker than his blackest blackout, and the things lurking in that darkness aren't likely to take too kindly to the light he's about to shine on them. With a little help from some unlikely friends and whole $%#&load of booze, he might just survive the tropes and trials that come with playing his part in the horror story unfolding around him. "I can still smell the stale beer and ectoplasm." -Brian Jacobson "...Bukowski meets Bachman." -Pete Peru "Albrecht Drue, ghostpuncher. delivers action and laughs, with a big boozy grin. - SS Whitaker "Paul Miller's Albrecht Drue Ghostpuncher... pulls you in and hits you with paranormal visions with a technicolor punch." -Gabriel Boyer "A bizarro must read!" -James Bodden "Paul Miller has managed to create a saga so drenched in beautiful filth and visceral savagery that the laughs come from a place of fantastic, surreal fatalism - or just the gallows. A fever-dream of violence and visceral humanity, written masterfully and with an incomparable wit. Macabre, funny, poetic, uncompromising." - Nicholas Morine

Incredulous Moshoeshoe and the Lightning Bird

Author : J. W. Langley
Publisher : Montag Press
ISBN 13 : 9781957010038
Total Pages : 468 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Incredulous Moshoeshoe and the Lightning Bird written by J. W. Langley and published by Montag Press. This book was released on 2021-12-23 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nelson Mandela is about to die. Again. Black militants and white nationalists prepare for war as a politician's daughter is killed in mysterious circumstances. Incredulous Moshoeshoe- Goth DJ and part-time isangoma-is hired to find out what really happened. Forced to partner with a tragically uncool white Pentecostal preacher, Incredulous must use his knowledge of local lore, his occult powers and his connections in the alternative scene to prevent a South African civil war. Incredulous Moshoeshoe and the Lightning Bird is like Frank Peretti making out with Samuel L Jackson at a Black Panther rally. It's Dracula for DJs, Supernatural for the subcontinent. Afrocentric urban fantasy with a Spotify playlist for a chapter list and monsters as fresh as a highveld thunderstorm. Praise-songs for Incredulous Moshoeshoe and the Lightning Bird 'Langley's blend of pop culture, humour, politics and horror is a blast and reading it is to be air dropped directly into a wild world, fizzing with energy and ideas. While the rest of us keep mining the same old monsters time and again, he opens up a rich cave of folklore too long ignored. Recommended.' -- Peter Laws, author of Purged and The Frighteners 'A unique and thoroughly engaging tale, sardonically animated and richly crafted as only JW Langley can. It's Africa, her lore, and her people, through an imaginative lens of irreverent reverence.' -- Ashton Nyte, author of Waiting for a Voice. 'The motto of the Montag Press Collective is 'Books Worth Burning, ' and Jonty Langley's modern African folk-tale Incredulous Moshoeshoe and the Lightning Bird fits the bill perfectly. In its brilliant mélange of traditional African folk characters such as the Tokoloshe and the eponymous Lightning Bird himself with a cross-section of diverse twenty-first-century subculture figures, from Goths to racist punk cops, from Marxist-antifascists to Afrikaner politicians, Incredulous Moshoeshoe (what a sublime name!) and the Lightning Bird has literally everything that the firemen from Station 451 would hate. Which makes it the perfect book for you - who follow Montag and Clarisse into the forest - to pick up. And memorise.' -- Charles S. Kraszewski, author of Accomplices, You Ask? 'This is the book Stephen King would have written if he was possessed by the mischievous spirit of Douglas Adams, and was also an African, a poet and more than a little mentally disturbed.' -- Helgard deBarros, author of The Second Skin. 'This is a terrific book. JW Langley plays with language like a dolphin plays with waterspouts - not many writers could come up with a simile like, "Fat and slow as a successful lion". Incredulous Moshoeshoe riffs on music, theology, politics, and much else besides. I don't know whether to describe it as divine humanism or humane divinity. Either way, it's brilliant.' -- Mark Woods, author of Does the Bible Really Say That? 'To borrow a phrase, this guy can "preach like a motherfucker". Italics mine, because it's a line I wish I'd written. The soul-flaying juxtaposition of sun-scoured sand and silver black glitter perfectly evokes the searing unknown and dim- remembered familiarity permeating JW Langley's aggressively alien South Africa. Like a child possessed by dark and alien things, the novel wears a skin that can only hint at what writhes inside. Incredulous Moshoeshoe navigates a world both modern and ancient, as open as a drawn gun and as closed off as beaten wife. There are old stories here, told in a new and incomparable manner that demands as much as it promises. A relentless, kinetic tale of monsters inhabiting the darkness within and without, rich with spitfire dialogue and unforgettable characters. Memorable as dancefloor blowjob.' -- Paul d. Miller, author of Albrecht Drue, ghostpuncher.

Pity the Reader

Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Publisher : Rosetta Books
ISBN 13 : 0795352832
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book Pity the Reader written by Kurt Vonnegut and published by Rosetta Books. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A rich, generous book about writing and reading and Kurt Vonnegut as writer, teacher, and friend . . . Every page brings pleasure and insight.”—Gail Godwin, New York Times bestselling author Here is an entirely new side of Kurt Vonnegut, Vonnegut as a teacher of writing. Of course he’s given us glimpses before, with aphorisms and short essays and articles and in his speeches. But never before has an entire book been devoted to Kurt Vonnegut the teacher. Here is pretty much everything Vonnegut ever said or wrote having to do with the writing art and craft, altogether a healing, a nourishing expedition. His former student, Suzanne McConnell, has outfitted us for the journey, and in these 37 chapters covers the waterfront of how one American writer brought himself to the pinnacle of the writing art, and we can all benefit as a result. Kurt Vonnegut was one of the few grandmasters of American literature, whose novels continue to influence new generations about the ways in which our imaginations can help us to live. Few aspects of his contribution have not been plumbed—fourteen novels, collections of his speeches, his essays, his letters, his plays—so this fresh view of him is a bonanza for writers and readers and Vonnegut fans everywhere. “Part homage, part memoir, and a 100% guide to making art with words, Pity the Reader: On Writing with Style is a simply mesmerizing book, and I cannot recommend it highly enough!”—Andre Dubus III, #1 New York Times bestselling author “The blend of memory, fact, keen observation, spellbinding descriptiveness and zany characters that populated Vonnegut’s work is on full display here.”—James McBride, National Book Award-winning author

The Resurrectionist

Author : A R Meyering
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233727
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book The Resurrectionist written by A R Meyering and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 19th century Scotland, surgeon Edgar Price has only days to live. He has become host to a revenant that will corrode both his body and soul. Edgar's fatal mistake has not only doomed him, but also released six more of these malignant wraiths onto the world. In his remaining time, he has vowed to stop the revenants from claiming other victims. His perilous travels lead him to the Witches' Wood, a haven for a sisterhood of powerful enchantresses. There he meets Ainsley, a witch with a fiery spirit and strong distrust of outsiders. She too is racing against the clock to save her life and will go to any lengths to spare her lover Colleen from the grief of losing her. Despite their mutual dislike, Edgar and Ainsley find that the only way to traverse the twisted, otherworldly labyrinths that the revenants have created is to work together. Their mission becomes further complicated when Edgar begins to develop strong feelings for Fana, the guardian goddess of the Wood, in spite of Ainsley's forbidding warnings to stay far away from her. Horror and fantasy intermingle in this imagined continuation to the true story of the Burke and Hare murders. "A.R. Meyering's The Resurrectionist is a thriller firing on all cylinders. Lit by gaslights, haunted by the past and the long dead, the witchcraft, the protagonists, not to mention Scotland's turn of the century setting, will delight readers. Part high Romance, part supernatural thriller, The Resurrectionist dives into a rabbit hole of magic and secrecy that will keep readers flipping pages long into the night." - Stephen Scott Whitaker, member of the National Book Critics Circle, author, and managing editor for The Broadkill Review "The raw beauty of The Resurrectionist is more than the intricate world of hidden magic Meyering builds, or the complex characters, both good and bad, so easy to bond to and commiserate with. It's the very real and frightening possibility that such chaos can come of a single decision made in anger by an individual. At its heart, The Resurrectionist is about the power of choice and consequence, and the very real horror one can inadvertently unleash upon the world." - Author Lisa Gail Green, author of The Gallows House "The real-life story of the infamous body snatchers, Burke and Hare, is the inspiration for A.R. Meyering'sThe Resurrectionist, a sophisticated, lush, and engaging fantasy novel. It offers the perfect touch of Gothichorror, along with thought-provoking ideas, an elegant use of fantasy, and well-drawn characters whose humanity is the perfect counterpoint to the evil of their adversaries." - Victoria Gilbert, author of the Blue Ridge Library Mystery series and the "Mirror of Immortality" series "Meyering's world fluctuates between Barker-esque scenes and Dostoyevskian guilt-complexes with such ease that one wonders whether the 'The Resurrectionist' can function as a concise, thoughtful novel - but it does, and it's a bloody good time." - Walker Zupp, Author of Martha

5 Clones

Author : Edward Bonilla
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233710
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book 5 Clones written by Edward Bonilla and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-26 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the United States permanently closes all of its borders to immigration, and expels all "nonnatives"from the country in a furor of Nationalism and Isolationism, California secedes from the Union to form its own independent nation. In the midst of this chaos, Dan and his 5 Clones - his physical replicas, created in a federal lab to be low intelligence farm laborers - attempt to secretly enter the new California Independent Republic, becoming enmeshed in a struggle to find and secure a new technology that could save, or destroy the world. But are Dan's 5 clones really just workers? Slaves? Pets? Family? Or will they turn out to be something entirely different.. Here is a big question: What is a human being? Blood. Flesh and bone. A soul. Who is to say that a 'soul' is thesole possession of a human being? I loved this book and I am certain you will too. Gary Petras, author of Memories End, The Sisters Hood and the Thorndancer, Small Heroes and Farrow And Blackstorm Trilogies www.5Clones.com

Straight River (Matt Lanier, #1)

Author : Chris Norbury
Publisher : BookLocker.com, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1644384906
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (443 download)

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Download or read book Straight River (Matt Lanier, #1) written by Chris Norbury and published by BookLocker.com, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: STRAIGHT RIVER, the prequel to the award-winning thriller CASTLE DANGER, is a mystery-thriller set during the emotional and financial aftermath of the Great Recession. After his estranged father dies in a farming accident, professional musician Matt Lanier returns to his hometown of Straight River, Minnesota. While he’s settling his father’s estate, an old family friend and neighbor asks Matt for help. Her husband's recent death was ruled a suicide. She insists it wasn’t. If she can’t disprove that ruling, she’ll lose her farm. The local authorities are uncooperative, so Matt turns to his ex-wife and a young computer prodigy for assistance. As he gets closer to the truth, Matt suspects both deaths are connected to a violent conspiracy with national implications. When the conspirators intensify their efforts to silence him, Matt must decide if it’s worth risking more lives—including his—to protect his friend and hundreds of other farmers from financial catastrophe.

Anarchy and Other Lies

Author : Jesse McKinnell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233826
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book Anarchy and Other Lies written by Jesse McKinnell and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-21 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the near future, fresh food is scarce, controlled either by the government or shady underground operatives. Water is rationed. Unemployment is growing, sending millions of people to live on the street. Those with the means distract themselves behind their screens from the impending apocalypse, and while America elects a new president, the world is on the verge of nuclear war. Anarchy and Other Lies is a farcical look at modern society through the lens of new age everyman, Jake Anderson, as he transforms from a silverware designer to reluctant vigilante, living on the outskirts of society with a pair of terrorists. Anarchy peels back the many mini-catastrophes taking place right under our noses and examines our inability and disinterest in confronting them. The story follows Jake as he is pulled aimlessly through a dying world. Searching for a purpose, he falls in love with a mysterious pink-haired woman. At first, Jake is eager to impress Sam, but the longer he stays trapped in her orbit, listening as she waxes poetically about revolutionaries she doesn't seem to understand, the more he becomes disenchanted with both her and her mission to sow chaos. McKinnell is a top-tier storyteller. Anarchy and Other Lies reads like Pat Frank through the lens of Mike Judge. -Connor de Bruler, author of Goodbye, Moonflower "A pungent story of innocence lost in a world gone badly wrong ... a treasure chest full of great phrases, observations and survival tips." - Pete Peru, author of The Reeking Hegs Jesse McKinnell's novel, Anarchy and Other Lies, is immediate and vivid storytelling. An existential America is filled with left-behinders who queue for fresh food but survive on nacho Go-Bars. When a dulled man rebels against his empty life, the consequences are sharp and unexpected. -M Verant, author of Power in the Age of Lies and The Culling Gods "Anarchy and Other Lies presents the near future we all know is coming-the one in which bees are almost a thing of the past, news and toxicity alerts flash across the lenses of our electronic glasses, and ration stations are needed because droughts have killed off crops. Poised for beauty and bleakness, mendacity and madness, Jesse McKinnell delicately handles a misguided search for love and hope amidst the inevitable disorder of a crumbling world." -Nathan Elias, author of The Reincarnations "Anarchy will mean something different to you from what it means to me. The very concept of anarchy is therefore anarchic, as Jesse McKinnell's book sets out to suggest. But can we believe in it, even if we do not agree on what it is? If our own personal coordinates, plotted on the axes of our domestic and professional existences, are clues to how we interpret any concept, then my own idea of anarchy will be initiated by The Sex Pistols of the late 1970s and re-examined now, on a fulcrum approximately mid-point between those terrifying boyhood memories of punks and a notional future in which I imagine this energetic and splenetic novel to be set. In a world in which a tomato will cost you $15, there is - perhaps - the predictable dystopic fear and loathing, which is set aside pettiness and the hopelessness that was explored by the Miserabilist Movement of the 1990s. Here, anarchy has a pedigree, and where joy is dampened, the tensions tauten." -David Mathew, author of Nostalgia's Boat

The Sound on the Page

Author : Ben Yagoda
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0066214173
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (662 download)

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Download or read book The Sound on the Page written by Ben Yagoda and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-06 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws on interviews with forty leading contemporary authors to discuss the importance of individual style on literature, citing the distinguishing practices of today's top writers while making recommendations to serious readers and aspiring writers.

Booklife - Digital Strategies and Survival Tips for the 21st Century Writer

Author : Jeff VanderMeer
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408129132
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Booklife - Digital Strategies and Survival Tips for the 21st Century Writer written by Jeff VanderMeer and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2010-07-29 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wealth of practical advice to help writers enhance their career and engage with readers in the digital age.

Searching for Sarah

Author : Phillip Vega
Publisher : Thewordverve Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781948225922
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (259 download)

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Download or read book Searching for Sarah written by Phillip Vega and published by Thewordverve Incorporated. This book was released on 2020-12-28 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To fulfill a dying wish, a grieving Hispanic man uses his sister's private journals as a guide in tracking down the love of her life, a woman named Sarah. Tom's sister Nina's will read: "I don't want one of those generic funerals, where everyone gathers and cries. Be creative. I want something outside the box. You and Sarah can work on this together." Tom's reaction: "Who the hell is Sarah?" To solve this mystery, and to honor his sister's final wish, Tom uses Nina's personal journals as a guide, in his search for Sarah. Frustration mounts as he delves deeper into Nina's past, uncovering secrets that will change his life forever. Will Tom overcome the seemingly never-ending obstacles and find the enigmatic Sarah before putting his sister to rest? This mysterious love story reaches beyond the grave and straight into your heart.

The Reeking Hegs

Author : Tupelo
Publisher : Montag Press
ISBN 13 : 9781940233796
Total Pages : 428 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book The Reeking Hegs written by Tupelo and published by Montag Press. This book was released on 2020-07-15 with total page 428 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A work of purest purest fiction and the world's first Arctic Gothic Horror, THE REEKING HEGS is a bristling adventure story of the dramatic kind with a high thrill quota on every page. The action takes place among the crashing ice packs, tidal waves and frozen desolation of old UGZCYK, a remote city somewhere north of latitude 66 ruled by the despotic SOLID KING SOLID FUME III, and menaced by the threatening horror of THE HEGS. Our hero is the plucky narrator NICK SEIGHTON, a Private Dick on a dodgy case, and clearly out of his depth in these here frozen parts. On a hunch he makes a deal with the fiendish psychopath MR YICK, skipper of THE BLOOD SOAKED NOOSE, a deal that takes the reader from the verge of a story to the end of the book. Along the way he'll be chased by the KING'S THING, kidnapped by SKIERS, acclaimed for his POETRY, and put on TRIAL for his LIFE... Meet ATIQTALIK, a leader destroyed then transformed by her own cruel lust for power, and her doomed love partner VINCENTA, who perhaps suffers even more.... Venture inside the LONE ICICLE BAR. There, lurking at the rail is native sharpshooter LITTLE KNOWING WHAT, drawing about him the jigsaw patterns of the tale. "MAMMADAMN SPULOPEROF invites you in!" But what does her GLEE-CHEST conceal? All questions cease when the POLAR BEAR enters. FEEL the grip of its ice cold claws! SEE how the fur flew and the crowd ra ra ran away screaming down the crooked path that leads unto the meaning and mystery of the most BRAIN-SHATTERING story ever told - THE REEKING HEGS! "Part hardboiled mystery, part arctic adventure, part satire, all is strange on the mean streets of Ugzcyk in Pete Peru and Lord Tupelo's The Reeking Hegs. For those that prefer their prose fried up like William S Burroughs, look no further, the voice of Peru and Tupelo is full of unique language, ribald humor, and satirical violence. Those looking for escapist adventure will find plenty as private investigator Nick Seighton undergoes his quest for truth as he cuts through the absurdity of modern tundra life. An adventure to hang your harpoon hat on, for sure." -Stephen Scott Whitaker, National Book Critics Circle "A hole-in-one, knockout triumph!" - Bucks Funeral.

Ballad of Jasmine Wills

Author : Lee Rozelle
Publisher : Montag Press
ISBN 13 : 9781940233970
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (339 download)

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Download or read book Ballad of Jasmine Wills written by Lee Rozelle and published by Montag Press. This book was released on 2021-12-04 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jasmine Wills doesn't know it, but every moment of her heretofore humdrum life is being televised on a reality TV show called Diet Extreme. And America is mesmerized. Wait till she finds out! Preston Price, the improbable impresario, is a man bent at a 45-degree angle. Or is he? Nothing is as it seems in this propulsive and slightly terrifying novel. Lee Rozelle has staked claim on a wild new territory of obsession, loss, betrayal, and unspeakable secrets. There is a surprise on every page in this breathtaking comic romp. Enjoy the ride, but hold onto your hat-the road's a little bumpy up ahead. - JOHN DUFRESNE, author of I Don't Like Where This Is Going Ballad of Jasmine Wills is a fast, furious ride and I loved every twist. Jasmine is the antihero the world needs right now-smart, resourceful, and full-bodied. A totally dark and enjoyable read. - DANA SCHWARTZ, author of Early Birds A zany twist on the Southern Gothic, Ballad of Jasmine Wills is a wild and heartfelt tale of abduction and revenge, body shaming and media fame. Lee Rozelle's debut novel is the story of overweight banker Jasmine and her kidnapper, the enigmatic reality TV mastermind Preston Price. Trapped inside an egg-shaped studio in the secluded backwoods, Jasmine is tortured with haute cuisine, brainwashed with self-help videos, and badgered with cardio exercise routines for her growing mass of livestream fans. Filled with flashbacks of adolescent nuttiness and ennui in the 1980s, Ballad of Jasmine Wills goes bizarro to explore links between reality TV and the real, intervention and exploitation.

Accomplices, You Ask?

Author : Charles S Kraszewski
Publisher : Montag Press
ISBN 13 : 9781957010014
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Accomplices, You Ask? written by Charles S Kraszewski and published by Montag Press. This book was released on 2021-12-21 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three U.S. Presidents are assassinated over the space of six months, an opportune missile strike by North Korea obliterates San Francisco, Mexico repudiates the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, Russia invades Alaska "to protect Russian interests in the Trans-Bering region," Cuba begins to push up the Florida peninsula... a catastrophic chain of events precipitated by a mild-mannered bassist on a jog - all because he buys the wrong Beatles album on his I-phone. This is C.S. Kraszewski's grotesque comic novel Accomplices, You Ask? If you thought the nation was divided now, just wait and see what happens when the Exército Mexicano reaches the west bank of the Mississippi. And please. Stay away from waffle irons. Many books tell us how Big History affects the fate of ordinary people, but from this one we learn about the tangled fates of a bunch of friends from Nowhere, Northeastern Pennsylvania, that led to a worldwide catastrophe and the fall of the United States. In a funny and brilliant way, the talented author describes a peculiar butterfly effect, as seemingly insignificant facts have dramatic consequences on a global scale. Accomplices, You Ask? is a masterpiece of storytelling with thousands of inspiring digressions and references to the contemporary culture, especially rock music. Do yourself a favor and let yourself be guided through the astounding meanders and complex interdependencies of Ray Verano and associates' doings, not only to find out how they unleashed World War III, but above all to have a great time. -Andrzej Kotański, author of Poems about my Psychiatrist Charles S. Kraszewski prefaces his novel with the assurance that everything that is about to unfold before the reader's eyes is fiction. Phew. For the novel is about catastrophe. The geopolitical order of the world, at the center of which was found the USA, falls to pieces. How could such a thing happen? It turns out to have been caused by the mistaken purchase of a Beatles album. The apocalypse turns out to be absurd - or, the absurdity of our daily life can become apocalyptic. One has to be careful, then: if it's Abbey Road you want to buy, make sure you don't grab Sgt. Pepper's. In general it's better to be careful... But is this at all possible? Can we avoid the tangle of coincidences, of which our lives are gnarled? The narrator weaves various, ironic strands into his account, building a plot chock-full of erudite and timely cultural contexts. Accomplices, You Ask? is a daringly conceived novel, fast-flowing and witty, built up of brilliant dialogues and narratorial commentary. The reader will have a great time as a whirl of musical, literary, and philosophical allusions whizz by in scenes full of the comedy of daily life. It's all fiction. And yet - does that make it impossible? Can the apocalypse, on which we meditate ever more frequently, arise from a mistake, a simple mistake? -Michal Kuziak, Professor, University of Warsaw, Department of Comparative Literature

Dystopia Boy: The Unauthorized Files

Author : Trevor D. Richardson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233062
Total Pages : 558 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Dystopia Boy: The Unauthorized Files written by Trevor D. Richardson and published by . This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 558 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fiction. Your TV is watching you. Your cell phone is listening to everything you say. There are no secrets, no quiet moments. There is no privacy. Behind the veil of work and life, Democracy, free enterprise, and the roar of restaurants, bars, and blockbuster movies there are the Watchers—a secret branch of the US government with the sole task of spying on the American public through hidden cameras, tapped phones, the Internet, satellites, and even safe, sensible modern appliances. Then one day a young man named Joe Blake looks back through the monitor, locks eyes with an aging Watcher and says, "I know you're out there. I know you're listening." Systems at the Watcher compound go dark, malfunctions run rampant, and the agency begins a meticulous investigation into Joe's life. Through the surveillance record we watch as he grows into a troubled rock star witnessing the downward spiral of the American economy from the road. We watch his fight against a corrupt corporate takeover of a government formally by and for the people, and we see the end of our way of life in the small compromises that go overlooked or unnoticed. Joe declares war on the system, but can he complete his mission before the Watchers track him down through his own past? In a race against time, who wins, the people or the money?

Dysmorphic Kingdom

Author : Colleen Chen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233239
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book Dysmorphic Kingdom written by Colleen Chen and published by . This book was released on 2015-07-03 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vesper is a scientific-minded young woman living in the kingdom of Malland. When she finds a detached talking penis in the woods, her sheltered life with its wistful fantasies of change explodes into chaos as the penis chases her home, wrecks her sister's engagement party, and causes a scandal so costly that it results in Vesper's forced engagement to a wart-faced widower who agrees to pay her family's debt. Vesper flees her engagement, hoping for a reward when she returns the penis to his owner-the royal prince, no less. But she discovers that the penis isn't the only talking body part flying around the kingdom. People everywhere are falling victim to a magical disease that causes body parts to fall off and animate, and Vesper finds herself fighting an evil plot to create an army of body parts and a society of denial and control, one that deals with all problems by severing them. Uplifting, humorous, and full of wisdom, Dysmorphic Kingdom is high fantasy with a philosophical bouquet, raising questions about conquering both our insecurities with ourselves and our differences with others, all in a polarity-ridden world. "Edgy, original. It's inventive, funny, and sly. The characters come alive, and you can't help but lose yourself in this world. Great writing makes you think of the world in a different way-and Chen does exactly that." Ori Brafman, New York Times Bestselling Author of The Chaos Imperative and Sway "Warning: addictive. Side effects may include e-stalking Colleen Chen to locate more of her writing, sitting on a sunlit patio for several hours to devour a book that's outside of the genres you normally read or compulsively visiting a surprising world in which none of the tedious old rules apply." Soma Mei Sheng Frazier, author of Collateral Damage: A Triptych

Confessions of a Gentleman Arachnid

Author : Michael Coolwood
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781940233284
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Gentleman Arachnid written by Michael Coolwood and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Milligan Clodthorpe, a gentleman arachnid of exceptional lineage who finds himself involuntarily inhabiting the body of a human female. Bainbridge, the cad who now inhabits Milligan's arachnid form, is known throughout the galaxy as thoroughly selfish and uncivilised. What he might get up to with a body such as Milligan's simply does not bear thinking about. With the help of Milligan's mechanical valet Forsythe, his revered Uncle Angus, his psychotic cousin Gertrude, and Pigstick, his former comrade in arms, he must recover his arachnid body and prevent Bainbridge from disgracing his family name. Through twists and turns, Milligan's pursuit leads him into thrilling adventures. Be prepared for "daring espionage, scandalous scenes," and "perilous levels of dry wit."

The Frighteners

Author : Peter Laws
Publisher : Icon Books
ISBN 13 : 1785782215
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (857 download)

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Download or read book The Frighteners written by Peter Laws and published by Icon Books. This book was released on 2018-03-22 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Frighteners follows the quest of Peter Laws, a Baptist minister with a penchant for the macabre, to understand why so many people love things that are spooky, morbid and downright repellent. He meets vampires, hunts werewolves in Hull, talks to a man who has slept on a mortuary slab to help him deal with a diagnosis, and is chased by a chainsaw-wielding maniac through a farmhouse full of hanging bodies. Staring into the darkness of a Transylvanian night, he asks: What is it that makes millions of people seek to be disgusted and freaked out? And, in a world that worships rationality and points an accusing finger at violent video games and gruesome films, can an interest in horror culture actually give us safe ways to confront our mortality? Might it even have power to re-enchant our jaded world? Grab your crucifixes, pack the silver bullets, and join the Sinister Minister on his romp into our morbid curiosities.