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Author : Donald Carson
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 055741461X
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)
Download or read book A Three-Legged Dog Walked Into a Bar written by Donald Carson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Lee Smith
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1616200499
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (162 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Darcy and the Blue-Eyed Stranger written by Lee Smith and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2011-05-31 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lee Smith is a "teller of tales for tale tellers to admire and envy . . . [and] a reader’s dream" (Houston Chronicle). A celebrated and bestselling writer with a dozen novels under her name, including Fair and Tender Ladies, Oral History, and The Last Girls, she is just as widely recognized for her exceptional short stories. Here, in Mrs. Darcy and the Blue-Eyed Stranger, Smith collects seven brand-new stories along with seven of her favorites from three earlier collections. The result? A book of dazzling richness. As the New York Times Book Review put it, "In al- most every one of [her stories] there is a moment of vision, or love, or unclothed wonder that transforms something plain into something transcendent."
Author : Anson R. Nash, Jr.
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 159467311X
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (946 download)
Download or read book He Who Laughs, Lasts written by Anson R. Nash, Jr. and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Steve Curtin
Publisher : AMACOM
ISBN 13 : 0814432824
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (144 download)
Download or read book Delight Your Customers written by Steve Curtin and published by AMACOM. This book was released on 2013-07-19 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the hidden ways to raise your organizations’ customer service experiences from ordinary to extraordinary. If you want to know how strong your company’s customer service is, ask your employees to describe what their work entails. Then pay attention to whether they simply list their duties and tasks or if they speak to the true essence of their job--to create delighted customers who will be less price sensitive, have higher repurchase rates, and enthusiastically recommend the company or brand to others. The latter should be every employee’s highest priority, because when it’s not, your customers are merely the recipients of a transaction, not an experience, and transactions do not make for a lasting impression or inspire loyalty. In Delight Your Customers, customer service expert Steve Curtin makes a compelling case that customer service managers need to shift from monitoring service activities to modeling, recognizing, and reinforcing the behaviors that create happy and returning customers. Things such as: Expressing genuine interest Offering sincere compliments Sharing unique knowledge Conveying authentic enthusiasm Providing pleasant surprises Delivering service heroics when needed Simply based on their own personal experiences, everyone knows that great customer service is rare. So why wouldn’t you want to provide a unique, caring, and beneficial experience for all your customers to rave about with others? With the real-world stories, examples, and strategies shared in Delight Your Customers, you can take the customer service experience you offer from ordinary to extraordinary.
Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452113157
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)
Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.
Author : various authors
Publisher : Editions Asap
ISBN 13 : 2359323121
Total Pages : 406 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (593 download)
Download or read book 1500 Greatest Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Alan Martin
Publisher : Titan Comics
ISBN 13 : 1782768106
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (827 download)
Download or read book 21st Century Tank Girl (complete collection) written by Alan Martin and published by Titan Comics. This book was released on 2015-11-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MAKE WAY FOR THE TANK GIRL OF THE NEW MILLENIUM! After a break of 20 years, artist extraordinaire Jamie Hewlett (GORILLAZ) is leaping back on the Tank Girl wagon, re-teaming with series co-creator Alan Martin to bring you a whole new take on the foul-mouthed, gun toting, swill-swigging hellion! Featuring riotous 100% original content from Hewlett & Martin along with contributions from a host of series stalwarts and newcomers, get your head down, put your hands over your private parts, and prepare for a chaotic collection of strips, pin-ups, and random carnage! "The richness in every story, every illustrated essay, and pinups, are the type you keep with you, and when the mood strikes, you pick up and re-read over and over again." ¨C Comic Bastards "jam-packed with frenetic energy and bizarre violence, a short story collection occasionally stepping into insightful territory" ¨C CG Magazine "...one of the funniest comics around...British humour at it¡¯s best...something really nice to own...an absolutely wonderful book" ¨C Backwards Compatible "like Mad Max crossed with Whizzer and Chips and read out loud on Tiswas by Huffty off The Word...a psychedelic punkish mess - in the nicest possible way...the dirty old beer-stained magic is back...we never needed her more. So welcome back Tank Girl" ¨C The Independent "...goofy humor and epic action with a psychedelic twist...virtually every page is packed with detail without ever feeling dense¡ªinstead, the culminating effect of reading this book cover to cover is of having attended a strange and unforgettable party...A great read for fans of the 1995 cult film curious to check out the character¡¯s continuing adventures, as well as longtime fans" ¨C Library Journal "really fun...really, really cool" ¨C Comic News Insider
Author : John Capps
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1444356208
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (443 download)
Download or read book You've Got To Be Kidding! written by John Capps and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2011-09-13 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've Got to Be Kidding!: How Jokes Can Help You Think is a thoughtful and accessible analysis of the ways in which jokes illustrate how we think critically, and how the thinking process goes awry in everyday human situations. Uses jokes to illustrate the various mistakes or fallacies that are typically identified and discussed in courses on critical reasoning Provides an effective way to learn critical thinking skills since jokes often describe real-life situations where it really matters whether a person thinks well or not Demonstrates how philosophy is actually very practical and clearly related to real- life human experiences Explains how developing good reasoning habits can make a real difference in all aspects of one's life
Author : Brian Paone
Publisher : Scout Media
ISBN 13 : 0997948531
Total Pages : 560 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (979 download)
Download or read book A Contract of Words written by Brian Paone and published by Scout Media. This book was released on 2018-04-01 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Scout Media comes A Contract of Words—the fourth volume in an ongoing short story anthology series featuring authors from all over the world. In this installment, the authors wove multi-genre tales around characters entering into contracts, who found repercussions or rewards. From comedy, to drama, fantasy, romance, and horror, these stories put eclectic and unusual spins on what is usually thought to be typical and mundane events. Whether you are honoring a request for euthanasia, satisfying a contract for home improvement, failing to meet an exorcism agreement, or feeling the ramifications of a shady television reality show, you may find yourself gripped with fear from an evil pyramid-scheme company or desperately searching for a loophole in a contract that pits you against a gunslinger at high noon. These stories of both infringement and fulfillment of contracts will warm your heart, send shivers down your spine, and tickle your funny bone. Whether to be enlightened, entertained, or momentarily immersed in another world, these selections convey the true spirit of the short story and the complexity of promises.
Author : various authors
Publisher : Editions Asap
ISBN 13 : 235932361X
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (593 download)
Download or read book 500 Clean Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Steven Kates
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440521808
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Quotable Drunkard written by Steven Kates and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-18 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne." --Dorothy Parker From pubs, alehouses, wine bars, vineyards, across the table, and under the table comes a flowing river of thoughts about drinking. Some of it you'll find profound, some of it funny, some of it silly. But all of it's about that most inspired of human inventions: alcohol. From the ancient ("The man who isn't jolly after drinking is just a driveling idiot to my thinking." --Euripedes) to the modern ("Alcohol--the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson), here is wit, wisdom, and drunken ramblings about beer, wine, whiskey, gin, and every other alcoholic substance humans have happily used since the beginning of time to pickle their livers. Mixed with favorite drink recipes, short biographies of potable quotables, and information about favorite watering spots, this is a resource you will want to keep next to the bottle of Beefeaters and bitters.
Author : Tim Davis
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1553690303
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (536 download)
Download or read book Pastor Tim's Cleanlaugh Collection written by Tim Davis and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2001 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1998, Pastor Tim Davis created the CleanLaugh e-mail list as a way of quickly sharing clean humor with his family and friends. Soon after, people from around the world began to find the list and sign up for their daily joke. Over time Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh list has become a trusted source of humor that will lift one's spirit without causing one's face to blush. As such, it has often been printed and taken or snail mailed to nursing homes, prisons, and service men and women stationed around the world. Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Collection is another convenient way to send clean humor to friends and family who are not online. Of course you don't have to give away every copy. Take one with you on your travels so you can easily find that "pick me up laugh" we all need from time to time.
Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Robinson
ISBN 13 : 1780335369
Total Pages : 607 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One-Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
Author : Jennifer Joyce
Publisher : Hera books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1804368598
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (43 download)
Download or read book The Grown Up To-Do List written by Jennifer Joyce and published by Hera books Ltd. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her friends are bossing life - is she being left behind? 25-year-old Cleo is happy enough. She likes her job in the fish and chip shop in the North West seaside town where she grew up. But her world has become very small - all her friends couldn’t wait to leave home and are off, apparently crushing life. They have shiny careers and creative side-hustles, while she is still living with her mum and dad. But when she learns that her dream childhood boyfriend is coming back to town for a party in three months, she decides she needs to start adulting to win him. But what does being a grown-up really mean? And can she become one in three months? A funny, life-affirming romcom perfect for fans of Emily Henry, Beth O’Leary and Mhairi McFarlane Praise for Jennifer Joyce: ‘Jennifer Joyce has created a marvellous novel that not only entertained me but consumed my every waking moment. When I was not reading, I was wondering how the characters were getting on!’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘A wonderful slow burn romance, full of quirky and loveable characters, a thoroughly entertaining read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book is bursting with humour, warmth and a cast of awesome characters.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Really managed to tick all of my boxes for a great and entertaining read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Joyce creates characters that you’ll love dearly and want to have a pint with, and of course horrible ones that would make you pull your hair out in anger if they were part of your life. They feel real, and everything feels heartfelt and genuine as their lives unfold before you.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Tons of laughs, fantastic characters, surprises, and plenty of heart.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘This book was soooo adorable. I didn’t want to put it down.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review ‘Finally a well-written, funny, honest and romantic book that gives all it promised! Good characters with real flaws, excellent language and believable plot. Very worth the read.’⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review
Author : Eric Van Lustbader
Publisher : Forge Books
ISBN 13 : 1250839149
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (58 download)
Download or read book The Quantum Solution written by Eric Van Lustbader and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2023-05-09 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Evan Ryder is back, and in deadly peril, in The Quantum Solution, the fourth heart-stopping installment of this enthralling series by master thriller writer and New York Times bestselling author Eric Van Lustbader. Evan Ryder is an extraordinary intelligence field agent now working for the security arm of Parachute, a private company and the world’s leader in the application of quantum technology. In the past, Ryder has done lethal battle in the modern global wars of power politics, extremist ideology, corrosive disinformation, and outrageous greed. But now she finds herself in a battle arena whose dangers, while less obvious, are greater than anything the world has seen before – the present and future war of weaponized quantum technology. When an elite Russian scientist and the American Secretary of Defense die, at the same time half a world apart, of inexplicable sudden catastrophic brain damage, the world’s intelligence services realize that the quantum war has truly begun. Ryder and her long-time partner, Ben Butler, will risk their lives to discover who the true combatants are, racing against the doomsday scenario of all-out war between America and Russia. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 : 1681888068
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (818 download)
Download or read book Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Author : Patricia Huston-Holm
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595150675
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Shattered written by Patricia Huston-Holm and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seventeen-year-old Holly Slack had the brains, the body, and the personality that made her one of the most enviable girls in school. Then, there was a tragic car accident. Holly's senior year in high school unfolds in quite a different way than she had planned.
