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A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

Author : Simon Haynes
Publisher : Bowman Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Pair of Nuts on the Throne written by Simon Haynes and published by Bowman Press. This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's crunch time in the Old Kingdom! Our mild-mannered hero, the junky old robot, has a new ally. He's sure they've met before, but he can't quite put his finger on it. Actually, he can't quite put his finger on anything. Heads of state are dropping like flies, thanks to a series of improbable accidents, and war clouds are rolling in. The elves are building siege engines, human kingdoms are raising their armies, and the dwarves are nursing hangovers. And even if the robot manages to pour lubricating oil on those troubled waters, he still has to find his way home! This is the third and final part of the Dragon and Chips Trilogy. Books one and two must be read first to maximise your enjoyment. All three books are also available in unabridged audio editions. Keywords: Humorous fantasy novel, book three in a trilogy, fantasy comedy book, fantasy humour, clean fantasy novels, young adult fantasy, ya comedy, parody novel, fantasy comedy novels

Pair of Nuts on the Throne

Author : Haynes Simon (author)
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780463670965
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Pair of Nuts on the Throne written by Haynes Simon (author) and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

Author : Simon Haynes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781877034350
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (343 download)

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Download or read book A Pair of Nuts on the Throne written by Simon Haynes and published by . This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and admire our angry dragons close up. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday** Survival is optional, and highly unlikely. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed. **Travel insurance not available. ***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.

Dragon and Chips Omnibus One

Author : Simon Haynes
Publisher : Bowman Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 873 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dragon and Chips Omnibus One written by Simon Haynes and published by Bowman Press. This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 873 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three full-length novels in one volume! "An insane, inspired blend of high fantasy and low humour" Here's what you get! A Portion of Dragon and Chips A mild-mannered old robot has just been transported to a medieval kingdom, and things are quickly going from bad to worse. A homicidal knight is after his blood... or the robot equivalent. A greedy queen wants to bend him to her will. A conniving Master of Spies is hatching his own devious plan for the mechanical marvel. And worst of all, there's nowhere to get a recharge. A Butt of Heads Remember that mild-mannered robot trapped in a medieval kingdom? He's still there, and he has a load of new problems to deal with. First, he must lead a motley crew of adventurers on a quest to capture a baby dragon... ... and save them from the incensed parent dragons. Next, the City Guard is hunting him down, determined to drag him back to their master, a man desperate to find out what makes the robot tick... even if it means disassembly with a blunt axe. And, to cap it all off, two foreign nations are planning an invasion, five kingdoms are on the brink of war, and gigantic sea serpents, vengeful dragons and a drunken cadre of dwarves are determined to make life difficult for everyone. A Pair of Nuts on the Throne It's crunch time for the medieval kingdom! Our mild-mannered hero, the junky old robot, has a new ally. He's sure they've met before, but he can't quite put his finger on it. Actually, he can't quite put his finger on anything. Heads of state are dropping like flies, thanks to a series of improbable accidents, and war clouds are rolling in. The elves are building siege engines, human kingdoms are raising their armies, and the dwarves are nursing hangovers. Enjoy the laughs, chaos and misadventures in the third and final part of the Dragon and Chips trilogy.

A Butt of Heads

Author : Simon Haynes
Publisher : Bowman Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Butt of Heads written by Simon Haynes and published by Bowman Press. This book was released on 2018-09-30 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remember that mild-mannered robot trapped in a medieval kingdom? He's still there, and now he has a fresh batch of problems to deal with. First, he must lead a motley crew of adventurers on a quest to capture a baby dragon... ... and then save them from the incensed parent dragons. Next, the City Guard is desperate to find out what makes him tick... even if it means disassembly with a blunt axe. And finally, our robot hero must foil an invasion by two foreign navies and prevent five kingdoms from starting an all-out war. If only those vengeful dragons, gigantic sea serpents and a cadre of drunken dwarves weren't determined to make his life even more difficult! A Butt of Heads is book two in the Robot vs Dragons trilogy. A Portion of Dragon and Chips is book one, and it must be read first to maximise your enjoyment. All three books are also available in unabridged audio editions. Keywords: Humorous fantasy novel, book two in a trilogy, fantasy comedy book, fantasy humour, clean fantasy novels, young adult fantasy, ya comedy, parody novel, fantasy comedy novels, naval warfare, sailing ship battles

The Throne of Bones

Author : Brian McNaughton
Publisher : Wildside Press LLC
ISBN 13 : 1587151987
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (871 download)

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Download or read book The Throne of Bones written by Brian McNaughton and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2000-01-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Keystone

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1802 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book The Keystone written by and published by . This book was released on 1924 with total page 1802 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Game of Thrones Companion Cookbook

Author : Chelsea Monroe-Cassel
Publisher : Bantam
ISBN 13 : 0345535545
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Game of Thrones Companion Cookbook written by Chelsea Monroe-Cassel and published by Bantam. This book was released on 2012-05-29 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The mouthwatering dishes from George R. R. Martin’s bestselling saga A Song of Ice and Fire and the hit HBO series Game of Thrones come to dazzling life with more than 100 recipes from across Westeros. Includes a Foreword by George R. R. Martin Ever wonder what it’s like to attend a feast at Winterfell? Wish you could split a lemon cake with Sansa Stark, scarf down a pork pie with the Night’s Watch, or indulge in honeyfingers with Daenerys Targaryen? Now, fresh out of the series that redefined fantasy, comes the cookbook that may just redefine dinner . . . and lunch, and breakfast. A passion project from superfans and amateur chefs Chelsea Monroe-Cassel and Sariann Lehrer—and endorsed by George R. R. Martin himself—A Feast of Ice and Fire lovingly replicates a stunning range of cuisines from across the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, with more than 100 recipes divided by region: • The Wall: Rack of Lamb and Herbs; Pork Pie; Mutton in Onion-Ale Broth; Mulled Wine; Pease Porridge • The North: Beef and Bacon Pie; Honeyed Chicken; Aurochs with Roasted Leeks; Baked Apples • The South: Cream Swans; Trout Wrapped in Bacon; Stewed Rabbit; Sister’s Stew; Blueberry Tarts • King’s Landing: Lemon Cakes; Quails Drowned in Butter; Almond Crusted Trout; Bowls of Brown; Iced Milk with Honey • Dorne: Stuffed Grape Leaves; Duck with Lemons; Chickpea Paste • Across the Narrow Sea: Biscuits and Bacon; Tyroshi Honeyfingers; Wintercakes; Honey-Spiced Locusts These easy-to-follow recipes have been refined for modern cooking techniques, but adventurous eaters can also attempt the authentic medieval meals that inspired them. There are also suggested substitutions for some of the more fantastical ingredients, so you won’t have to stock your kitchen with camel, live doves, or dragon eggs to create meals fit for a king (or a khaleesi). Exhaustively researched and reverently detailed, accompanied by passages from all five books in the series and photographs guaranteed to whet your appetite, A Feast of Ice and Fire is the companion to the blockbuster phenomenon that millions of stomachs have been growling for.

Cave Lupus

Author : Christian Martin
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 146915062X
Total Pages : 701 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)

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Download or read book Cave Lupus written by Christian Martin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-03-16 with total page 701 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thousands of years before this story begins, in a world rife with war, savagery and power, a prophesy was made, one amongst many of that time. Then it was forgotten, but prophesies have a tendency to be forgotten, do they not? Yet, prophesies have a better chance of being realised when forgotten than when the two legs try to favour it or to mingle with its natural development. This scroll tells the story of how our family became involved with its onset, development, and conclusion. This is my saga. I almost started this scroll with the classical once upon a time, but this story is on-going, and you too will be part of it, writing your own saga in time. Sons, Daughters, learn that the past may guide, but must never stifle your thinking. Nothing we hold dear is permanent, and this is right, for permanence equals stability, leading to disappearance. Let us begin our trip... Uncle Silver Wolf Nearly eight thousand years after the Nuclear Cataclysm threw back civilization to the cave age, society is fighting its way up the ladder again. The political structure matches the Middle Age, with Kingdoms, Trade Orders, Roads of Initiation, and Symbols of Mastery. There exists one huge historical difference: Each six-year old Child is taken from home by the Diviners, travels for a year to get hands-on work experience before being incorporated into an Order for life. Another issue is the effects of the Cataclysm on life: numerous mutant life-forms have emerged, while huge swaths of the world have become inhospitable. Thus begins the story of Harold, Companion Ironsmith, and how he discovers his unexpected heritage.

Time

Author : Briton Hadden
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1292 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Time written by Briton Hadden and published by . This book was released on 1963 with total page 1292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

King Me

Author : J. A. Crawford
Publisher : CamCat Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 0744306396
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (443 download)

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Download or read book King Me written by J. A. Crawford and published by CamCat Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 2024 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Medal Winner A 2024 IPPY Award Silver Medal Winner “A pitch-perfect combination of action, mystery, and humor.” —Anthony Award-winning author Gigi Pandian for Jove Brand Is Near Death “Fans of both superheroes and pulp noir are sure to love Crawford’s action-packed dialogue and descriptions.” —Library Journal, for Heroes Ever Die The King is Dead, and the Game is Afoot. The hit TV show, The Lands Beyond, has become a cultural phenomenon, influencing fashion and baby name trends. Its creator, R. R. Reynard, masterminds the story each season, pitting the cast against each other in a toxic, kill or be killed, environment. But Reynard has even greater ambitions. He’s formed a feudalistic society of superfans who are willing to do anything to rise in the ranks and be officially canonized as a character on The Lands Beyond. With the show set to enter its final season, the cast, crew, and superfans attend a convention at the historic Chateau D’Loire. While holding court, Reynard is murdered, and the notebook holding all the secrets, twists, and endings disappears. Enter Ken Allen, former D-list actor turned private eye. As the body count rises, Ken discovers the stakes are far greater than just a television show. And the fantasy neophyte is about to learn that all is fair in love and war in The Lands Beyond. For readers who love fun mysteries like the Spenser Series by Robert B. Parker, the Stephanie Plum Series by Janet Evanovich, and the M Murder Series by Anthony Horowitz.

The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook

Author : Chelsea Monroe-Cassel
Publisher : Random House Worlds
ISBN 13 : 0593599454
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (935 download)

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Download or read book The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook written by Chelsea Monroe-Cassel and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the world of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire comes a collection of 80 delicious recipes inspired by the histories of Westeros, Essos, and beyond. For those who long to dine with the Dragonlords of Old Valyria or quaff a cup of mead with King Robert I, The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook unlocks the vast culinary world of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire. Presented as the in-world manuscript of a Citadel maester, these eighty recipes take the reader on a delectable journey throughout the Seven Kingdoms, across the Narrow Sea, and back into the annals of history. The book is created by Chelsea Monroe-Cassel, who tends the popular “Inn at the Crossroads” food blog and co-authored A Feast of Ice and Fire. Her Maester Alton is curious, food-obsessed, and loves the fare of the highborn and small folk alike. His recipes evoke the world’s regions, history, and stories in a charming and knowledgeable voice. The eight chapters offer recipes for every meal of the day, including Dothraki Blood Pie, Crown Roast of Boar’s Ribs, Dornish Creamcakes, Redwyne Roasted Grapes, Seaweed Ship’s Biscuits, Barley Griddle Cakes, Winter Town Wassail. Recipes are illustrated by mouthwatering food photography and stunning woodcut illustrations. A resource section suggests menus by region, so you can hold a feast in Riverlands, The Wall, or Braavos. Complete with an introduction by George R. R. Martin, The Official Game of Thrones Cookbook transports you to a much-loved world where trestle tables groan with sumptuous feasts, goblets overflow with mead, and winter is always coming.

Journal

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 898 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 898 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Voyages & Travells of the Ambassadors Sent by Frederick, Duke of Holstein, to the Great Duke of Muscovy and the King of Persia

Author : Adam Olearius
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 616 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (324 download)

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Download or read book The Voyages & Travells of the Ambassadors Sent by Frederick, Duke of Holstein, to the Great Duke of Muscovy and the King of Persia written by Adam Olearius and published by . This book was released on 1669 with total page 616 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

How To Worship a King

Author : Zach Neese
Publisher : Charisma Media
ISBN 13 : 1629986755
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book How To Worship a King written by Zach Neese and published by Charisma Media. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TRANSFORM EVERY AREA OF YOURLIFE THROUGH WORSHIP.Worship is more than music. It is the impetus for everything we do as Christians. It is expressed through every action of our lives and helps us become more Christlike. When we learn to worship God through our life, we become better Christians, ministers, musicians, parents, and mechanics.

Of Blood Descended

Author : Steven Veerapen
Publisher : Birlinn Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1788853504
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (888 download)

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Download or read book Of Blood Descended written by Steven Veerapen and published by Birlinn Ltd. This book was released on 2022-05-05 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Beautifully written ... a unique tale told in a unique voice' - S.G. Maclean Summer, 1522. In a wave of pomp, Henry VIII's court welcomes the Imperial emperor, Charles V. Anthony Blanke, the son of the king's late 'black trumpet', John Blanke, is called to Hampton Court by his former employer, Cardinal Wolsey. The cardinal is preparing a gift for King Henry: a masque of King Arthur and the Black Knight. Anthony is to take centre stage. The festive mood, however, quickly sours. Wolsey's historian, charged with proving the king's descent from King Arthur, is found murdered, his body posed in a gruesome tableau. A reluctant Anthony is charged with investigating the affair. His mission takes him on the path trod by the historian, through ancient monastic libraries and the back streets of London. On a journey that takes him from Hampton Court to Windsor and Winchester, and which sees him lock horns with secretive monks, historian Polydore Vergil, and a new face at court, Anne Boleyn, he must discover the murderer, secure the great masque, and avoid King Henry's wrath.

In the Shadow of the Throne

Author : Ruth Norrington
Publisher : Peter Owen Publishers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book In the Shadow of the Throne written by Ruth Norrington and published by Peter Owen Publishers. This book was released on 2002 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lady Arbella Stuart, once favoured heir to the throne of Elizabeth I, is one of England's forgotten princesses. Modern medical research has shown that she had porphyria. This book looks at her life and the influence of the disease.