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Download or read book A Lost Claus written by Jordyn Kross and published by Scarlet Parlor Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-11-01 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sandy lost her Claus, but she’ll do whatever it takes to save Christmas. Sandy Claus inherited her family’s business—the sleigh, the reindeer, the elves—and everything was fine until her feckless husband disappeared a month before the big night. The quicky divorce is easy. Saving Christmas will be hard. Impossible without a new Claus. But she’ll do anything to avoid calling her parents, admitting her failure, and dragging them out of retirement. Can she embrace the naughty list and seduce a new Claus in time to save Christmas? Even if he doesn’t believe in holiday magic? And how will she convince the hot, unemployed pilot to stay after she succumbs to his Yuletide spice and falls in love? Keywords: A spicy Santa rom com, ruined Christmas, saving Christmas romantic comedy, hot holiday romance, holiday rom-com book, Alaska pilot love story
Download or read book A Lost Claus written by Mona Marple and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As Christmas approaches in Candy Cane Hollow, it's time for the annual Claus Family ice fishing trip.
Download or read book A Lost Claus written by Mona Marple and published by . This book was released on 2024-05-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As Christmas approaches in Candy Cane Hollow, it's time for the annual Claus Family ice fishing trip.
Download or read book Lost Claus written by Dan Fiorella and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-08 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suffering Sugar Plums! Santa Claus has gone missing! And it's almost Christmas! What can we do? Well, Tweedle the elf decides they need to hire an amazing Private Eye to find him. Unfortunately, all they can afford is Nick Flebber. Flebber's a private eye riding a dry patch, income-wise, looking to take any case that walks through his door. Sure, the elf's money looks legit, but how does he know this isn't the effects of some mind altering drugs? Then he remembers he can't afford any mind altering drugs. So, before you can say "pa rum pum pum pum," Nick's off to the North Pole to track Big Red down. Bringing his old-school methods to Santa's workshop, Nick is soon grilling Santa's helpers to see if any of them were trying to help themselves. He's cross examining Mrs. Claus to make sure he wasn't dating on the side and soon discovers that the Clauses have an adopted daughter, which gets Nick's mistletoe all hot and bothered. But where is the big man? And his sleigh? Not to mention the tiny reindeer? Nick follows the leads back to his old stomping grounds and discovers he's up against the underbelly of the holiday season. The clock is ticking; Can Nick get Santa home for the holidays? It's a genre-bending comedy/fantasy that takes the holiday happenings and turns them on their ear. A funny, NoeLOL book for kids and the kid inside everyone. Yule love it!
Book Synopsis When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! by : Laura Rader
Download or read book When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! written by Laura Rader and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-10-07 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.
Book Synopsis Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.
Book Synopsis Santa Claus Is on His Way to My House! by : Rachel Ashford
Download or read book Santa Claus Is on His Way to My House! written by Rachel Ashford and published by Hometown World. This book was released on 2015-08-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh, no! It's Christmas Eve and Santa can't find a very special present for a very special child. And he's almost arrived! Will Santa and his elf, Alfie, find the present in time? Featuring Santa and Alfie the Elf, this is the perfect holiday story for your little one.
Book Synopsis The Night Santa Got Lost by : Michael Keane
Download or read book The Night Santa Got Lost written by Michael Keane and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every Christmas millions of kids and adults track Santa on the NORAD Santa Tracker. Now, author Michael Keane brings to life this fun tradition with his new children’s book The Night Santa Got Lost: How NORAD Saved Christmas. Written in the iconic style of “The Night Before Christmas,” The Night Santa Got Lost begins on a blustery and treacherous Christmas Eve as Santa sets off to deliver toys to good little boys and girls everywhere. As always, NORAD is faithfully tracking him to make sure no harm comes his way. But when Santa disappears from their radar screen, NORAD’s skills and resources are put to the test as they scramble to find Santa and save Christmas. Entertaining and educational, The Night Santa Got Lost will delight parents and children alike while teaching kids about our military, team work, and the true spirit of Christmas.
Book Synopsis The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever by : Cider Mill Press,
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever written by Cider Mill Press, and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 585 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to laugh nonstop with hundreds of classic knock-knock jokes, silly one-liners, and hilarious puns sure to tickle your funny bone. From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Including: Where did Sir Lancelot go to pay his parking tickets? Knight court. What does the Abominable Snowman get if he stays out in the sun too long? Freezer burn. Why did the pirate join a health club? He wanted to be in ship shape. What’s a Scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberries! Kid-friendly content makes this a must-have for your family's bookshelf. So, what are you waiting for? Start laughing with The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever!
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 525 Christmas shenanigans to giggle all the way! Fa la la la la, la ha-ha-ha! Welcome to The Jokiest Joking Christmas Joke Book Ever...No Joke!–where you will find a jolly sleigh ride of jokes, giggles, gags, and Christmas joy that will have you snickering along with good ol’ St. Nick and all his reindeer friends. Get ready for the Santa season with enough laughs to shake your belly like a bowlful of jelly! This Christmas companion can fit just as easily inside your stocking as it can in your sleigh–so take it on the go-ho-ho! - 525 of the goofiest, kid-friendliest jokes for frosty fun - Splendid sillies for everyone on Santa’s good list - Festively funny illustrations for a jingle-belling good time Let your yuletide dreams be merry and bright with these funny one-liners, sparkling knock-knock jokes, snowy puns, and holiday chucklers that are sure to keep you laughing like it’s Christmas every day!
Download or read book Pole Position written by Jordyn Kross and published by Scarlet Parlor Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-12-03 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whoever said Earth girls were easy was lying. Janey “Tommy” Thompson is so close to having enough money saved for her own garage she can smell it. Old oil, hot tires, exhaust smoke—success. But before she can finish touching up her flawless tan, an alien lands in her papaw’s field. She might be late for her job at the strip club, because when will she ever have the chance to check out the engines on an actual spaceship again? She’s still questioning Sigurthurk “Sig” Felixiuh about his thruster when her neighbor comes to her rescue with an attitude and a shotgun. Tommy agrees to lift off with the aliens for all their safety. Besides, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance to travel in space, and Sig swears he’ll bring her right back… …in a week or two. Maybe. Originally published in the Passionate Ink Hot & Sticky anthology.
Book Synopsis Claus: Legend of the Fat Man by : Tony Bertauski
Download or read book Claus: Legend of the Fat Man written by Tony Bertauski and published by DeadPixel Publications. This book was released on 2013-12-28 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This week only, save 10% to 40% on the boxed sets, Claus Boxed (Volume 1 and Volume 2)… In the early 1800s, Nicholas Santa discovered an ancient race of elven. Short, fat and hairy, they have lived peacefully on the North Pole since the Ice Age but Nicholas is quickly swept into the colony’s first and only fracture. The elven known as the Cold One has divided his people. His name is Jack. And Jack’s tired of hiding. Why should they live in a shrinking ice cap when humans occupy the rest of the world? It’s just not fair. There’s no stopping Jack from world domination until Nicholas Santa, the only human to enter the elven colony, joins helium-bladder reindeer, artificially-intelligent snowmen, and a merry band of big-footed elven to bring peace back to the North Pole. And becomes a legend. REVIEWS FOR THE CLAUS UNIVERSE “Amazing rewrites that will astound you!” –Ruth Jackson, Reviewer“Best Santa Story Ever!” – Bob, Reviewer“Simply lovely.” –jl, Amazon Reviewer“MY HEART GREW THREE SIZES…” – Reviewer“Couldn’t Put It Down.” – Reviewer“Fantasy at it’s [sic] finest.” –Carol, Reviewer“Absolutely phenomenal!” –JayFly, Reviewer“A++” –TKJ 131, Reviewer“Absolutely Awesome.” –Dee greusel, Reviewer“I absolutely love this series…” –Kara McCabe, Reviewer“Tony is an excellent story teller!” jjjlake, Reviewer“I want MORE!” –J. Bunch, Reviewer“Awesomely engaging!” –Janice Everett, Reviewer
Book Synopsis The Year Santa Lost His List by : Jill Vanderwood
Download or read book The Year Santa Lost His List written by Jill Vanderwood and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With list in hand, Santa boarded his sleigh on Christmas Eve. Things were going well until a huge gush of wind blew the list right out of Santa's hand. Santa still had gifts to deliver, but without his list, he had no idea which gift to deliver to which child. He brought ice skates to Julie, who always wanted to be an artist. Noah, whose only interest was baseball, received a guitar and microphone. Santa was worried that he may not have gotten the gifts delivered to the right children, but he didn't need to worry. Children will discover, along with Santa the magic that took place, the year Santa lost his list!
Book Synopsis Reconsidering a Lost Intellectual Project by : José M. Faraldo
Download or read book Reconsidering a Lost Intellectual Project written by José M. Faraldo and published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing. This book was released on 2012-01-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book explores an aspect of the complex cultural history of 20th-century exile: the influences of transnational experiences on the views of emigrants and exiles concerning their own academic, scientific and intellectual cultures. These essays focus on the reflections of people who left their countries during the period of 1933–1945. Many of them reconsidered their own past in the old country and compared it with their actual experiences in the adopted homeland. The individual cases presented here share a similar theoretical framework. The book is divided into two sections: the first one focuses on the German and Spanish lost project, and the second one deals with the East European projects – focused on Polish and Rumanian examples above all. From the perspective of transnational history, Merel Leeman analyzes the cases of two special exiles: George Mosse and Peter Gay. Spaniards’ American projects is the main topic of Carolina Rodríguez-López’s analysis of Spanish scholars in the US. Natacha Bolufer focuses on associations and newspapers like Liberación which paid special attention to Spanish leftists suffering from Franco’s political measures. José M. Faraldo looks at the cases of refugees from Eastern European countries – mainly from Romania and Poland – who escaped to Spain after the fall of the axis in 1945. Mihaela Albu describes the diversity and plurality of Romanian exiles in the Western world, in diverse countries of Europe and also in the US. This book aims to encourage the dialogue and comparison among diverse exiles.
Book Synopsis Remaking a Lost Harmony by : Margarite Fernández Olmos
Download or read book Remaking a Lost Harmony written by Margarite Fernández Olmos and published by White Pine Press. This book was released on 1995 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-five short stories from the Hispanic Caribbean. In Pedro Peix's Requiem for a Wreathless Corpse, a family tries to capitalize on the death of a relative who was a famous guerrilla, while the story, Now That I'm Back, Ton, is on a man's disappointment following his return home.
Download or read book OLIVIA Claus written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was the night before Christmas, and Olivia discovers that her favorite stuffed monkey, Mathilda, is missing. Not only is Mathilda missing, but other favorites keep disappearing around the house too. In the true spirit of Christmas, Olivia figures out how to not only give but to give back what has been missing.
Book Synopsis The Santa Claus Book by : Alden Perkes
Download or read book The Santa Claus Book written by Alden Perkes and published by Lyle Stuart. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A history of Santa and his elves.
