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Book Synopsis A Genie Ruins Everything by : Martina Fetzer
Download or read book A Genie Ruins Everything written by Martina Fetzer and published by Befuddling Books. This book was released on 2018-08-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Phenomenal Cosmic Power...Itty Bitty Moral Compass With paranormal activity at an all-time high, Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith decide to stop working for others and form their own paranormal detective agency. They're not the only ones. The market is saturated, and they struggle to find even a single client. That changes following a chance encounter with a genie that doesn't grant wishes so much as do whatever the hell it wants. The detectives' reality is completely upended—for better and worse. Better for them. Worse for the world. Brooks and Smith have to set things right, but their attempts at doing so are complicated by a genie-thieving venture capitalist, self-sabotage, and a newer, stupider detective in town. Some wishes really can’t come true. About the Series From the mind of award-winning author* Martina Fetzer, the Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. *1996, 1997, 1998 Oakview Elementary Perfect Attendance Award
Download or read book A Genie's Love written by Lyn Brittan and published by Gryy Brown Press. This book was released on with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a genie abandons his lamp, only a witch can help him find home again. Tossing his lamp in the ocean may not have been the smartest thing Faruq’s ever done. Heartbroken and homeless, he’s spent the last hundred years trying to make up for that asinine decision. Now he needs it back and it’ll take the power of a witch to make it happen. The trick is finding the right one. Cassia’s just about the least powerful thing in Galveston. Fine with her. She happily gave up magic ages ago in hopes of finding something close to normalcy. With a great job and an awesome house, the lack of the supernatural hasn’t hurt her any. But when a handsome genie stumbles into her life, he threatens to burn her carefully constructed world to the ground. He needs her to save his magic, but at what cost and is it a price she’s willing to pay? Interracial Romance, Interracial Paranormal Romance, Genie Romance, Witches, bwwm, Multicultural Romance
Book Synopsis The Meanest Genie by : Michael Lawrence
Download or read book The Meanest Genie written by Michael Lawrence and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2011-01-20 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a tradition in Jiggy's hometown - the night before a boy starts school he goes to the Piddle Pool near the old quarry and pees in the pool for good luck. But when Jiggy went...he couldn't go, and he's been unlucky ever since. Now Jiggy wants to change his luck. One night, while he is mid-piddle, a genie rises out of the water. Will the genie bring Jiggy good luck, or is Jiggy's life about to get even worse?
Book Synopsis Brooks & Smith: Detective Tales, Volume 1 by : Martina Fetzer
Download or read book Brooks & Smith: Detective Tales, Volume 1 written by Martina Fetzer and published by Befuddling Books. This book was released on 2023-05-01 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Collection of 30 Pulse-Raising Yarns! Being a detective is hard. Being a paranormal detective is harder. Being a paranormal detective in a world where kombucha cultures gain sentience and werepigeons terrorize Manhattan? The hardest. But that’s the job Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith signed up for, no matter how difficult or how strange it gets. It gets pretty damned strange in this short story collection. How will our heroes handle a haunted pond, communist elves, 3D-printed sexbots, and their own neuroses? You’ll have to read (or at the very least skim) to find out!
Download or read book The Bedazzlers written by Martina Fetzer and published by Befuddling Books. This book was released on 2017-11-24 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Superheroes aren't born. They're created for PR. Godwin Zane (aka. Monochrome) thinks he's a hero. The press disagree. When an enormous rift in time and space opened over Manhattan, Zane used his magma powers to melt the machine generating it and save millions of lives. Unfortunately, he's an asshole. The rift opening over Zane Tower was all the proof Americans needed to blame him for the incident. In order to clear his name and prove himself a hero once and for all, Zane forms a superhero team called the Bedazzlers. The other Bedazzlers are all being either bribed or blackmailed, and they hate him. But they'll have to overcome that if they're going to save a world facing extreme traffic, sea monsters, and a shortage of Hamilton tickets... More About the Book The Bedazzlers is a superhero parody. It's absurd, it's deranged, and it's very much written for adults.
Download or read book Bitten by Frost written by Jemma Weir and published by Jemma Weir. This book was released on 2024-03-08 with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amelia's Pack sent her north as a punishment for rejecting the Alpha's son as her mate. But for the first time, she feels free. Now, she’s never going to let anyone close, not even the frustrating scientist who’s testing her patience and self-control. For years, Mitchel has hidden his Frost magic, protecting his family’s reputation. But when he goes north to investigate why the Highland Rift Scar has shrunk, the cold is making his magic slip. Or maybe it’s just the stubborn Shifter who is assigned as his escort. As their investigation turns into a rescue mission, Amelia gets injured, and Mitchel finds himself on the edge of losing control of his magic. To give them a chance to heal, the Alpha benches the pair, but it's not long before more trouble arises, and only the two of them are left to help. When Mitchel has already lost control once, and Amelia can barely stand, will they be able to learn to work together? Or will this new threat tear them apart? Filled with suspense and romance, Bitten by Frost is a thrilling paranormal romance that will keep you on the edge of your seat. If you enjoyed the first book in the series, Buried by Earth, then you’ll be sure to love what this book has to offer.
Book Synopsis Uncle Gobb And The Green Heads by : Michael Rosen
Download or read book Uncle Gobb And The Green Heads written by Michael Rosen and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-09 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second uproarious adventure from the comic pairing of Michael Rosen and Neal Layton sees Malcolm and the peculiar Uncle Gobb go to America, each with a cunning plan ... Even though Malcolm managed to bamboozle and confuzle Uncle Gobb in the last book (hooray!), it was only temporary (boo!). Uncle Gobb is still living with him and still roaring at him about peas and poetry and Peter Parker. This time the plan to get rid of Uncle Gobb has to be mega. It has to be epic. It has to involve America, the Jumblies, the Genie (of course), Aunty Brenda the Mender and Malcolm's long-lost dad. But Malcolm doesn't know that Uncle Gobb also has a plan. A plan to get rid of Malcolm once and for all ... A bonkers book about standing up for yourself, from two crazily creative people. Sure to delight fans of David Walliams, Andy Stanton and Tom Gates.
Book Synopsis Finding Death's Scythe by : Jemma Weir
Download or read book Finding Death's Scythe written by Jemma Weir and published by Jemma Weir. This book was released on 2022-02-07 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death. Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back. There's only one problem. Ernie didn't steal it. Unfortunately, Death's Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn't stand when they'd been alive. With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault. Finding Death's Scythe will make you laugh, and Ernie cry. To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.
Download or read book In the Cards written by Jemma Weir and published by Jemma Weir. This book was released on 2022-02-07 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The game is rigged, the youth is just an illusion, and for Goddess' sake, don't drink the tea. Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering what he was, Ernie should have known better. A family visitor is the last thing Ernie wants. Especially one who wants to play matchmaker, despite not being able to keep her own love life on track. As the games begin, he knew he shouldn't have shown her the poker table. The stakes have been raised, and the prize is a night as a young couple. But when only the couple can see the illusion, Ernie must keep them safe from themselves. The only way to stop the games is for Ernie to reunite his cousin with her girlfriend. But he is starting to wonder who thought Lust was a deadly sin. Clearly, it should have been Love. In the Cards will make you laugh and Ernie cry. Draw a laugh by picking up this book today.
Book Synopsis The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God by : Jemma Weir
Download or read book The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God written by Jemma Weir and published by Jemma Weir. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Considering Ernie is a god, he should have known better. In this collection of short stories, Ernie struggles to live a quiet life as Death loses his scythe, a genie wants a holiday, and Ernie’s family keeps dropping in. Then there’s Ragnarok. Because who doesn't need an end-of-the-world event to keep things calm and quiet? But it doesn't stop there. This collection contains a brand new bonus short story where Ernie is asked to mediate a feud between Dragons. With tensions running high, maybe the poker game hadn’t been the best idea. Also included in this collection are a series of flash fiction originally published on my blog. Follow Ernie as he deals with Cupid shooting the wrong person, Wererabbits for April Fools, Santa stuck in the chimney, and what happens to snowmen when the weather changes. The Life and Chaos of a Retired Old God is a collection of humorous short stories where Ernie learns that quiet is the last thing he’s going to get.
Download or read book In Ruins written by Christopher Woodward and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2010-05-12 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this enchanting meditation on ruins, Christopher Woodward takes us on a thousand-year journey from the plains of Troy to the monuments of ancient Rome, from the crumbling palaces of Sicily, Cuba, and Zanzibar to the rubble of the London Blitz. With an exquisite sense of romantic melancholy, we encounter the teenage Byron in the moldering Newstead Abbey, Flaubert watching the buzzards on the pyramids, Henry James in the Colosseum, and Freud at Pompeii. We travel the Appian Way with Dickens and behold the Baths of Caracalla with Shelley. An exhilarating tour, at once elegant and stimulating, In Ruins casts an exalting spell as it explores the bewitching power of architectural remains and their persistent hold on the imagination.
Download or read book The Heartless written by David Putnam and published by Oceanview Publishing. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tough deputy Bruno Johnson can handle violent criminals, but his biggest challenge—his teenage daughter, who's fallen hard for a street thug Former LA County Deputy Bruno Johnson is now a bailiff in the courts having stepped down from his role on the Violent Crimes Team to spend more time with his daughter, Olivia. Bruno fears his job decision may have come too late when he gets a frantic call to extricate Olivia from a gunpoint situation in a LA gang-infested neighborhood. His desperation escalates when he realizes Louis Barkow, a stone-cold killer awaiting trial, had orchestrated that deadly tableau. When Barkow and three other criminals break out of jail and hit the streets, Bruno is plunged back into violent crime mode. Now, the agenda is personal—Olivia has become a pawn in the desperate chase of this sinister murderer. The walls are caving in on Bruno as violence escalates in his hunt for Barkow and his heart strings are stretched to the breaking point as he struggles to protect his daughter not only from the criminal violence swirling around them, but from Olivia's own impetuous life choices. Fans of Michael Connelly and Robert Crais will love the Bruno Johnson Crime Series While all of the novels in the Bruno Johnson Crime Series stand on their own and can be read in any order, the publication sequence is: The Disposables The Replacements The Squandered The Vanquished The Innocents The Reckless The Heartless The Ruthless The Sinister (coming February 2022)
Book Synopsis Billionaires and Brides (A First in a Series Billionaire Romance Collection) by : Shadonna Richards
Download or read book Billionaires and Brides (A First in a Series Billionaire Romance Collection) written by Shadonna Richards and published by SR. This book was released on 2018-03-14 with total page 572 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the first books in four bestselling romance series: The Romero Brothers, Billionaires of Belmont, The Bride Series, and Accidentally Flirting with the CEO, all in one volume. The Billionaire’s Bride for a Day (Billionaires of Belmont Book 1) The Billionaire’s Second-Chance Bride (The Romero Brothers Book 1) An Unexpected Bride (The Bride Series Book 1) Accidentally Flirting with the CEO (Accidentally Flirting with the CEO Books 1-3) REVIEWS "For me, this was one of those books you cuddle up with on a stormy day, with your favorite beverage in your favorite chair, and just get lost in the story. .. This sweet and humorous romance is sure to keep you entertained as well as have you giggling. "-JUST ONE MORE PARAGRAPH If you love a romance that's filled with laughs, ups, downs, twists and turns then this is for you. I am now a fan of Shadonna Richards and I can't wait to see what she has in store for her readers next!" -Reviews by Molly THANK YOU FOR THIS BOOK!, You had me with The Romero's Brothers, But OMG! The Belmonts (Dane and Olivia), You hit it out of the park. Let's not mention the last two pages of the book. WOW! –AMZ REVIEW I am addicted to Shadonna’s books!! I absolutely loved the Romero series and now just as i thought am already loving the Belmont's. This sexy, steamy love story between Olivia and Dane will surely keep you wanting more. Your in for a big surprise with a twist i NEVER saw coming!! --AMZ REVIEW Again Shadonna Richards has excelled with this second book of the series... This is the story of Lucas and Maxine..If you love a feel good gooey romance this book is for you.. you will laugh out loud at times..you will also tear up..I cannot wait for the next book in the series.. you have to read this book you will not be disappointed.. I will give nothing of the story away I detest spoilers.. I recommend this book 100% - Goodreads reviewer I could not put this down. I enjoyed how the characters worked their way into each other's life by being friends first and turning into a fairy tale romance… a mystery, thriller, and romance… - Goodreads reviewer
Book Synopsis The Bride Series Collection (Books 1-5 and other stories) by : Shadonna Richards
Download or read book The Bride Series Collection (Books 1-5 and other stories) written by Shadonna Richards and published by SR. This book was released on 2016-04-08 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains two romance series (4 novels and 4 novellas) in one volume The Bride Series An Unexpected Bride (A Kindle #1 Bestseller in Romance & Humor) The Jilted Bride The Matchmaker Bride His Island Bride An Unexpected Baby The Billionaire's Whirlwind Romance Series Accidentally Married to the Billionaire (A Kindle #1 Bestseller in Humor) Accidentally Flirting with the CEO Accidentally Falling for the Tycoon
Book Synopsis Summer Beach Reads (special edition) by : Shadonna Richards
Download or read book Summer Beach Reads (special edition) written by Shadonna Richards and published by SR. This book was released on 2018-05-16 with total page 750 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect summer-themed romances to keep you enthralled page after page, all in one volume. The Billionaire’s Second-Chance Bride (The Romero Brothers Book 1) Accidentally Flirting with the CEO (Accidentally Flirting with the CEO Books 1-3) An Unexpected Bride (The Bride Series Book 1) His Island Bride (The Bride Series Book 4) READER REVIEWS I am addicted to Shadonna’s books!! I absolutely loved the Romero series....You're in for a big surprise with a twist I NEVER saw coming!! --AMZ REVIEW I could not put this down. I enjoyed how the characters worked their way into each other's life by being friends first and turning into a fairy tale romance... a mystery, thriller, and romance...- Goodreads reviewerSummer Beach Reads (special edition)
Book Synopsis Billionaire Boss Romance Collection #2 by : Shadonna Richards
Download or read book Billionaire Boss Romance Collection #2 written by Shadonna Richards and published by SR. This book was released on with total page 315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of bestselling romance novels featuring sizzling bosses and strong heroines destined to be together. The Playboy Billionaire The Billionaire’s Proposition An Unexpected Bride
Download or read book Regular Show written by Nick Sumida and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a mysterious pool suddenly appears on the hottest day of the summer, Mordecai and Rigby think it will be the perfect way to beat the heat, until a giant snake monster puts them both in major trouble.
