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Author : Ben Baker
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0967988500
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (679 download)
Download or read book A Dog Named Nekkid written by Ben Baker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor. Collection of humor columns from the syndicated humor writer Ben Baker.
Author : Lewis Grizzard
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345385970
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (859 download)
Download or read book I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 and Other Nekkid Truths written by Lewis Grizzard and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1993-12-04 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Imagine Andy Rooney with a Georgia accent...and a sense of humor." THE HOUSTON POST Lewis Grizzard remembers 1962. But a lot's happened since then, and he's in the mood to discuss it all, in the inimitable style that's made him the most popular social commentator to tickle people AND tick them off. From being PC to watching MTV, from rednecks to black militants, from singing the praises of the South to sounding off on the problems of just about everywhere else, nothing and nobody escapes when Grizzard shoots from the lip...and hits the "nekkid" truth every time.
Author : Nicole Camden
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476777357
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)
Download or read book The Nekkid Truth written by Nicole Camden and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-03-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sizzling e-novella from erotica author Nicole Camden! In this sexy erotic novella from Nicole Camden, crime scene photographer Debbie Valley loses the ability to recognize faces and must instead identify people by their bodies. Soon she finds that the wonders of Detective Marshall Scott's body never cease...and that he needs her to help catch a dangerous killer. The Nekkid Truth also features an exclusive excerpt from Nicole Camden’s erotica e-serial, The Fetish Queen.
Author : K. T. Davies
Publisher : K.T. Davies
ISBN 13 : 0957261519
Total Pages : 486 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (572 download)
Download or read book The Red Knight written by K. T. Davies and published by K.T. Davies. This book was released on 2012 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Sandra Choron
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780618517527
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)
Download or read book Planet Dog written by Sandra Choron and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: C.1 ST. AID B & T. 09-18-2007. $14.95.
Author : Tim Rundquist
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595131204
Total Pages : 566 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Download or read book How Heavy Is the Mountain written by Tim Rundquist and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-09-20 with total page 566 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “How Heavy Is The Mountain,” begins in 1986, as a young college graduate, Kris Westerberg, arrives in Ketchikan, Alaska for the first time. As a fresh recruit to an Alaskan touring company, he faces a summer of unknown adventure and, along with two of his companions from the “Outside,” gets to know southeast Alaska through his tour-guiding, excursions to sites of “local color” and the occasional fishing mishap. Kris returns for another summer of touring in 1987, this time to Skagway, Alaska, launching site of the Klondike Gold Rush. Here, Kris and his friends take up residence in a retired Gold Rush-era brothel and begin to dig deeply into the local experience, not only through touring but also via Slow-Bicycle Racing, sauna expeditions in the Dyea bush, Hot Red Onions and a backcountry trek over the historic Chilkoot Trail. In the summer of 1988, Kris is assigned as a guide out of Fairbanks, Alaska. He is quickly accepted into the fraternity of long-haul tour drivers as he begins to make the circuit among Fairbanks, Dawson City, Denali National Park and many other locales. Then, in the tiny hamlet of Tok, Alaska, he meets a very unlikely person: Genna, the woman of his dreams. Their ensuing romance takes them from midnight gardening to a Summer Solstice party, through a devastating forest fire and, ultimately, to a promise to spend an Alaskan winter together, in a remote cabin near Skagway. The winter of 1988-1989 tests Kris’ mettle in a wholly new way, as he and Genna explore the vagaries of living “among the elements” together. They manage to survive, and even thrive, despite indiscriminate icestorms, unheated Volkswagens and frosty outdoor privies— with their relationship, and their sanity, more or less intact. And, as the springtime finally dawns, Kris begins to realize that, rather than being “just” a tour guide, he is becoming a true Alaskan, in every sense. “How Heavy Is The Mountain” is a palette of tones, styles and themes. At once it is erudite and offbeat, informative and entertaining. Within its pages a reader encounters narrative travel writing, miniature wildlife treatises, poetry, pointless drinking songs and highly personalized storytelling. Overall, the story is told with warmth, humor and an affection for its subjects: in particular, the great land that is Alaska.
Author : Ellen Morris Prewitt
Publisher : Scribl
ISBN 13 : 0692900969
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (929 download)
Download or read book Cain't Do Nothing with Love written by Ellen Morris Prewitt and published by Scribl. This book was released on 2013-06-01 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CAIN’T DO NOTHING WITH LOVE was the winner of the CIPA EVVY Audio Book Award 2014. The stories have been downloaded over 55,000 times. All stories treat the most difficult topics—death, religion, family—with sharp humor and urgent respect. LUCKY CRITTERS A lonely young woman in Florence, Alabama reacts to the sudden death of her boyfriend by connecting with his killer. Full of dark humor, Lucky Critters first appeared in The Peralta Press, the winner of its 2K2 Award. ROLLERBLADER FOR JESUS A fifth-grader in rural Mississippi who is intent on being the smartest girl in her class sees Jesus in her closet; he advises her to “Skate On.” Told with irreverent humor, Rollerblader for Jesus first appeared in Gulf Coast Literary Journal. AINT' NO COMMIES 'ROUND HERE An aging farmer in Tuscumbia, Alabama must learn to love his grown-up nephew, even if the young man is a liberal hippie freak. Ain't No Commies 'Round Here is a poignant story about the importance of family relationships in a changing world. BABY DOG, PEEWEE NED, AND THE DEVIL'S NAKED BUTT Grief over the death of her parents leads a young woman in Memphis, Tennessee to invite the Devil into her home. A story of humor and longing, Baby Dog first appeared in Hurricane Review. IT DOES NOT GOOD WHATSOEVER TO STAY BITTER A former addict in rural Mississippi must decide how to react to her family’s lack of support for her recovery program. It Does No Good Whatsoever to Stay Bitter treats several touchy topics—addiction, family strife, and sexual identity—with acerbic humor. SUPERMAN AT THE MANOR The son of a retirement home resident in Charlotte, North Carolina arrives at the nursing home's Happy Hour in his Halloween costume. Using poignant humor, Superman at the Manor explores a son’s rocky relationship with his mother. A TRIP TO THE LAWYER A college student in rural Mississippi, confused by the changes happening in her family, turns to a good-looking lawyer for advice. A story of slapstick Southern humor, A Trip to the Lawyer first appeared in RedHot ChickLit Review THE GIFT OF THE ELEPHANT In an act of radical hospitality, a man from India offers to repay the kindness of Canton, Mississippi by giving the city an elephant. A story of gentle truths, The Gift of the Elephant was nominated for Pushcart Prize: Best of the Small Presses by Eureka Literary Magazine. SHOW THE CLOTHES Can the intervention of a stranger in Memphis, Tennessee keep a disagreement between a model and a luncheon guest from turning into a cat fight? Show the Clothes is an acerbic story of young woman’s daily struggle to make a living. POCKETBOOK SYNDROME A vintage clothing seller in small-town Alabama must choose between his professional standards and the love of the young man on whom he has a crush. A biting story of difficult love, Pocketbook Syndrome first appeared in New Madrid Review. Adult Content. FULL MOON WALK A fight in a bar on Memphis’s famous Beale Street forces a young woman to change her views on her sister’s childrearing skills. An oddly told tale, Full Moon Walk first appeared in Southern Women’s Review. SQUIGGLES THE SQUIRREL A young boy at Lake Minnidaka Resort in rural Mississippi must quickly grow up if he is to protect his mother from an abusive lover who wears a squirrel costume. Squiggles the Squirrel is an unconventional coming-of-age tale that includes a first kiss. JUST NOW A confused young woman sorts out her feelings by sitting zen in an Elks Lodge in north Mississippi. A poignant story of coming to terms with sudden death, Just Now first appeared in Memphis Magazine, the winner of its Annual Fiction Contest.
Author : Marianne McKiernan
Publisher : Booktrope Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781935961185
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (611 download)
Download or read book Let the Dogs Speak! written by Marianne McKiernan and published by Booktrope Editions. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You see a working dog in a cape and you wonder: Can I pet him? How did he get to be so well-trained? Is he happy? In Let the Dogs Speak! four puppies tell their funny, suspenseful, and heartwarming tales of just how it all goes down as they train for the opportunity to be service dogs for Canine Companions for Independence(r). Follow Hudson, Parker, Ross and Mars on their journeys, with each puppy providing a uniquely hilarious spin on things. Which of the four dogs will make it? Readers can't help but root for the pups to succeed and graduate as service dogs. "Woof! These stories will touch your heart!" - Hanlee, Canine Companions Hearing Dog "A must read for all Working Breed dogs like myself " - Meeshka, Siberian Husky - Meeshka World "Wow! I never knew there were other dogs that worked to help peoples and didn't just herd the sheepie things!" Bet Ramstead, Border Collie - North Wapiti Kennels "These experiences helped me with my own challenges with my humans. A book for all working dogs AND non-working dogs. I think even cats would enjoy it." - Harley, Guide Dogs for the Blind, Puppy in Training "I love this book! It tastes like chicken." - Micron, Canine Companions Change of Career dog, Raising a Super Dog "All members of our pack agree that this is a book that all humans should share with their dogs! And vice versa!" - Turbo, Siberian Husky - World of Turbo "This book is to working dogs what The First 48 is to police work." Pella, Canine Companions Facility Dog, Aurora Colorado Police Department "I can't wait for the movie version. I do cameos." - Blaze III, Canine Companions Breeder Dog, Santa Rosa, Ca.
Author : Lewis Grizzard
Publisher : NewSouth Books
ISBN 13 : 1588383032
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (883 download)
Download or read book Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night written by Lewis Grizzard and published by NewSouth Books. This book was released on 2014-11-03 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the phenomenal - and hilarious - best-seller Don't Bend over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes is back with an all-new collection of his funniest, sharpest observations yet. In Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night, Grizzard once again confirms his reputation as the "William Faulkner of just plain folks" using colorful storytelling and his own wonderful brand of humor to tackle such Grizzardian subjects as: International Relations: "If John Wayne were still alive, he'd know what to do to the Japanese investors - take a seven iron and run them and their checkbooks back home before it's too late and Vanna White has to learn eight zillion character signs in the Japanese alphabet to keep her job." Fashion: "Don't wear anything that features a picture of a pelican, a pink flamingo or a beer can." The Future: "I'm predicting the world isn't going to come to an end anytime soon. There's too much unresolved, like whether or not Elvis is still alive, Jimmy Swaggart can stay on television, and if there will be another Rambo sequel." Dating: "Any single white female who has to resort to taking out an ad to find a boyfriend would take a SWM who's into yodeling, Hustler magazine, Ripple and robbing convenience stores." Getting Back to Nature: "Snakes are right up there with the things that I fear most. Lightning is on that list. So is flying in bad weather at night, the dentist, and revenge-minded ex-wives." People Who Cheat in the 12-Items-or-Less Express Lane: "Previously, I have dog-cussed these people and put curses on them, like, 'May your children grow up to be liberal Democrats.' I'm not going to be that mean-spirited anymore. What I'm going to do is go to the vegetable bin, grab a large cucumber, and beat them about the head and shoulders with it." Lewis Grizzard offers his views on everything from politics, religion, sex and golf to the largest condom heist in history, proving he is wittier and more outrageous than ever. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night shows why the South's most popular humorist is now America's most popular funny man.
Author : Harold Wentworth
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 780 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book American Dialect Dictionary written by Harold Wentworth and published by . This book was released on 1944 with total page 780 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Definitions and quotations, mainly of localisms, regionalisms, provincialisms, accompanied by examples of use, date and place.
Author : William Bryant
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465333479
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)
Download or read book Iquitos 1910 written by William Bryant and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2003-05-22 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Iquitos 1910 is based on the underground gay classic--Roger Casements description in his own of his voyage of investigation in the Putumayo region of the Amazon, with related passages on Alfred Russel Wallace who explored the same region in the mid 19th century. Memo Strozzi, aspiring writer and amateur entomologist, travels in the Amazon in search of Casement and Wallace, reaching Iquitos and later Tabatinga in Colombia where he is captured and gang raped by FARC guerrillas. Later, escaping, he makes his way up the Putumayo where he visits the old rubber stations. Iquitos 1910 also contains the Memos secret diaries, much like Casements in tone. This is a book of personal exploration, natural history, travel, eroticism and literary fun.
Author : Beth Phillips
Publisher : Bangzoom Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9780972864640
Total Pages : 468 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (646 download)
Download or read book Boyds Tracker Plush: 2nd Edition Volume 1 of 2 written by Beth Phillips and published by Bangzoom Publishers. This book was released on 2004-11 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collectors price guide to Boyds collectible plush bears and other creatures. The Second Edition is twice the size of the first with over 4,000 entries with full-color photographs. Contains the latest secondary market pricing, including early pieces and variations. The Boyds Tracker Plush Value Guide is an officially Licensed Product of The Boyds Colledtion Ltd.
Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 1985-05 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.
Author : DailyRapFacts
Publisher : DailyRapFacts
ISBN 13 : 1736076949
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (36 download)
Download or read book Rap Dictionary written by DailyRapFacts and published by DailyRapFacts. This book was released on 2020-07-26 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Official & Essential Hip-Hop Dictionary. eBook version. Rap Dictionary: An A-Z guide to Rap/Hip-Hop (eBook) slang and terms. This is the first edition of Rap Dictionary, a book which includes slang, terms, numbers, phrases, ad-libs, idioms, expressions, currencies & symbols, weed measurements AND more. Featuring the most used slangs in Hip-Hop & Rap music, the physical copy of Rap Dictionary makes a wonderful gift for a hip-hop head.
Author : Gabriel Leif Bellman
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462824641
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)
Download or read book Sleeps Never That City written by Gabriel Leif Bellman and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2001-12-11 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sleeps Never That City involves a year in a relationship unfolding anachronistically in New York City. It is written in vignettes, detailing an urban struggle to make peace with a girlfriend (Q.) and a life in a city on a planet that is always in flux. Following in the tradition of bohemian city-dwelling writers and poets, Sleeps promises to provoke introspection into our purposely busy lives and purportedly cluttered relationships. Sometimes the only beginnings we have are endings, and the only way to clarity is for life to unfold backwards...
Author : Tamara Dietrich
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 045147337X
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)
Download or read book The Hummingbird's Cage written by Tamara Dietrich and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dazzling debut novel about taking chances, finding hope, and learning to stand up for your dreams... Everyone in Wheeler, New Mexico, thinks Joanna leads the perfect life: the quiet, contented housewife of a dashing deputy sheriff, raising a beautiful young daughter, Laurel. But Joanna’s reality is nothing like her facade. Behind closed doors, she lives in constant fear of her husband. She’s been trapped for so long, escape seems impossible—until a stranger offers her the help she needs to flee.... On the run, Joanna and Laurel stumble upon the small town of Morro, a charming and magical village that seems to exist out of time and place. There a farmer and his wife offer her sanctuary, and soon, between the comfort of her new home and blossoming friendships, Joanna’s soul begins to heal, easing the wounds of a decade of abuse. But her past—and her husband—aren’t so easy to escape. Unwilling to live in fear any longer, Joanna must summon a strength she never knew she had to fight back and forge a new life for her daughter and herself.... CONVERSATION GUIDE INCLUDED
Author : William Faulkner
Publisher : Modern Library
ISBN 13 : 0307791416
Total Pages : 1074 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Snopes written by William Faulkner and published by Modern Library. This book was released on 2011-04-20 with total page 1074 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here, published in a single volume as he always hoped they would be, are the three novels that comprise William Faulkner’s famous Snopes trilogy, a saga that stands as perhaps the greatest feat of this celebrated author’s incomparable imagination. The Hamlet, the first book of the series chronicling the advent and rise of the grasping Snopes family in mythical Yoknapatawpha County, is a work that Cleanth Brooks called “one of the richest novels in the Faulkner canon.” It recounts how the wily, cunning Flem Snopes dominates the rural community of Frenchman’s Bend—and claims the voluptuous Eula Varner as his bride. The Town, the central novel, records Flem’s ruthless struggle to take over the county seat of Jefferson, Mississippi. Finally, The Mansion tells of Mink Snopes, whose archaic sense of honor brings about the downfall of his cousin Flem. “For all his concerns with the South, Faulkner was actually seeking out the nature of man,” noted Ralph Ellison. “Thus we must turn to him for that continuity of moral purpose which made for the greatness of our classics.”
