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700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes

Author : Uncle Wale
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book 700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes written by Uncle Wale and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes Embark on a riotous journey through the pages of "Unleashing the Comedy," a side-splitting collection of 700 Funny and Hilarious Quotes that promise to infuse your days with uncontrollable laughter. Life is a comedy, and this book is your VIP pass to the front row of the funniest moments in love, work, family, and beyond. With quotes that are as relatable as they are clever, this compilation captures the absurdity of everyday experiences, leaving you in stitches and nodding in agreement. From the complexities of relationships to the humor found in the ordinary, "Unleashing the Comedy" is your go-to source for instant smiles and mood lifts. Whether you're seeking the perfect quote for a social media post, greeting card, or merely a chuckle to brighten your day, this collection has you covered. Each quote is a nugget of comedic wisdom, a reminder that laughter is not just a reaction but a way of life. Get ready to turn frowns into grins, one quote at a time. Order your copy of "Unleashing the Comedy" today and let the laughter commence. Your ticket to a joyous adventure awaits, where wit meets wisdom, and every page is a gateway to a happier, more lighthearted perspective. Don't miss out on the chance to bring laughter into your life - because, let's face it, we all could use a little more comedy!

Best Funny Quotes

Author : Business Books Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781699843116
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Best Funny Quotes written by Business Books Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 of the best quotes in this collection of quotes Ideal for every occasion. Are you looking for the Best Funny Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a coworker, boss, friend or family. This book is for you if you are looking for a twinge of humor in: Motivational Life Quotes Inspiring Quotes Success Quotes Love and Relationship Quotes Political Quotes Quotes on Religion, Money And more... Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite quotes from ancient philosophers to modern day thinkers. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 500 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give everyone a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or project employee appreciation gift for any office environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 500 Different Funny quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for friends and family during holidays or any occasion

Last Laughs

Author : Kathleen E. Miller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402729690
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (296 download)

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Download or read book Last Laughs written by Kathleen E. Miller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: "Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.” Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that "she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.

The Funniest Quotes Book

Author : M. Prefontaine
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781533635686
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.

Funny Quotes

Author : Wiard Raveling
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9783150198797
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (987 download)

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Download or read book Funny Quotes written by Wiard Raveling and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day

Author : Bruce Miller
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781710441413
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (414 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day written by Bruce Miller and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-22 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Thoughtful quotes. Sometimes funny, sometimes insightful, sometimes spot on." FIve Stars Amazon Verified Purchase "I bought this for my uncle whilst he is under lockdown. He loved it!" Five Stars Amazon Verified Purchase A joyous gift for anyone and if you like amusing and entertaining quotations, you'll love this book! A great book for laughs and inspiration. It's the perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone from #1 bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest and inspiring thoughts to brighten each day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment or for an intriguing or funny quote each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy, motivated, and inspired with the right words. This book is also an excellent source of intriguing and hilarious quotations for salespersons, businesspersons, sales managers, writers and speechwriters, students or anyone wanting to focus and deeply relate to people by striking the right chord at the right time. All quotes are arranged alphabetically and makes a great reference book when you need inspiration. A great gift for anyone when they simply need basic and good advice or motivation! They will love you for the laughs and inspiration it brings to them and to share with others. This book will keep you motivated, recharged and ready to deal with the world with new clarity, energy and focus each day! A very useful and joyous gift! See inside! Tags: Book of Quotations, best book of quotations, quote of the day, thoughts for the day, funny quotations, Quotations, funny sayings, wise quotations, intriguing quotations. Funny quotations, famous quotations, motivational quotations, daily quotations, humorous quotes, entertaining quotes, amusing quotes, timeless quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes, quotes, quotation book, intelligent quotes, wisdom-quotes

Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings

Author : Bill Croswell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781792894848
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (948 download)

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Download or read book Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings written by Bill Croswell and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-30 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings A collection of the world's most humorous quotes and sassy sayings; ready to tickle your funny bone, bring a smile to your face, or start the day right. Highlights include: Over a hundred laugh-out-loud quotes. Audacious and cheeky sayings. With easy-to-read, large print. Enjoy one a day or all at once. Makes a great gift. So, whether you're looking for a hilarious one-liner, gag, or giggle, check out what Funniest Quotes and Sassy Sayings has to offer. Order your copy today and let the FUN begin.

500 Humorous Quotes, Sayings and Proverbial Twists

Author : Jack Maloney
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781720781479
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book 500 Humorous Quotes, Sayings and Proverbial Twists written by Jack Maloney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: humorous quotes, sayings and proverbial twists

Great Book of Funny Quotes

Author : Eileen Mason
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780806986050
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Great Book of Funny Quotes written by Eileen Mason and published by Sterling Publishing Company Incorporated. This book was released on 1993 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Laughter Is an Instant Vacation

Author : B. J. Gallagher
Publisher : Conari Press
ISBN 13 : 9781608100033
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Laughter Is an Instant Vacation written by B. J. Gallagher and published by Conari Press. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is an Instant Vacation is 160 pages of pure, unadulterated...FUN. It has over 250 great quotes, and many funny photos that'll make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for anyone, because in today's world, who do you know that won't appreciate a good reason to laugh! Studies show we need 12 laughs a day to stay healthy. Consider this book a gift of good health! You will laugh out loud at the quotes and photos that bring them to life. A great gift for any occasion.

700 Sundays

Author : Billy Crystal
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0759569347
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (595 download)

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Download or read book 700 Sundays written by Billy Crystal and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2006-10-24 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To support his family, Billy Crystal's father, Jack, worked two jobs, having only one day a week to spend with his family. Based on Crystal's one-man Broadway show of the same name, "700 Sundays"--referring sadly to the time shared by an adoring father and his devoted son--offers a heartfelt, hilarious memoir.

A Little Life

Author : Hanya Yanagihara
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0804172706
Total Pages : 833 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book A Little Life written by Hanya Yanagihara and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 833 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.

Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites

Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621455971
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the funniest family-friendly jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, and anecdotes from the past 100 years of Reader’s Digest magazine. A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away. Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine. If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? –Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. –Dearborn Independent Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. –Jay Leno This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1423141083
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (231 download)

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Download or read book It's Kind of a Funny Story written by Ned Vizzini and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2010-09-25 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.

I Love You with All My Butt!

Author : Martin Bruckner
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0761189149
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt! written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”

Detective Pony

Author : Jeanne Betancourt
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780590374606
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (746 download)

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Download or read book Detective Pony written by Jeanne Betancourt and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 1998 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During a fire at the Crandal Animal Clinic, the Pony Pals help remove all the animals unharmed--but Anna's kitten is missing. A pony named Acorn comes to the rescue in a thrilling search.

People Can't Drive You Crazy If You Don't Give Them the Keys

Author : Dr. Mike Bechtle
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1441239626
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (412 download)

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Download or read book People Can't Drive You Crazy If You Don't Give Them the Keys written by Dr. Mike Bechtle and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strange as it may seem, other people are not nearly as committed to our happiness as we are. In fact, sometimes they seem like they're on a mission to make us miserable! There's always that one person. The one who hijacks your emotions and makes you crazy. The one who seems to thrive on drama. If you could just "fix" that person, everything would be better. But we can't fix other people--we can only make choices about ourselves. In this cut-to-the-chase book, communication expert Mike Bechtle shows readers that they don't have to be victims of other people's craziness. With commonsense wisdom and practical advice that can be implemented immediately, Bechtle gives readers a proven strategy to handle crazy people. More than just offering a set of techniques, Bechtle offers a new perspective that will change readers' lives as they deal with those difficult people who just won't go away.