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275+ Halloween Jokes

Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781514208830
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book 275+ Halloween Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-07-03 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 275+ Halloween Jokes! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about Halloween. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. 275+ Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment with lots of laughs Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is a monster's favorite play to watch? A: Romeo and Ghouliet. HAHA! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom-mates! LOL! Q: What do you call a clever monster? A: Frank Einstein. HAHA! Q: Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? A: Vein-illa. LOL! Q: What Central American country has the most spooks? A: Ghosta Rica! HAHA! Q: Which day of the week do ghosts like best? A: Moandays. Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! This funny joke book is full of funny Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs! Tags: funny halloween jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, halloween, halloween book, witch jokes book, ebook, witch books, funny, witch jokes, ebooks, halloween jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, halloween witch books, lol, halloween, jokes, ghost, funny, candy, cute, witch, haha, ghosts, hilarious, joke, laugh, witches and goblins, books for kids, childrens book, monster, witches, funny, boo, haha, scary, funny witch jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, ghost, boo, ghoul, trick or treat, goblins, witches, funny joke book, book about halloween, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, laughing, kids comedy

Holy Jokes!

Author : Tony Koszarek
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465334629
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Holy Jokes! written by Tony Koszarek and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tony Koszarek got his start in cartooning by drawing cartoons for the Father Judge High School newspaper, “The Crusader”, then for the LaSalle College weekly, “The Explorer”. He then spent four years in the U. S. Coast Guard in the South Pacific, entertaining shipmates with cartoons and caricatures. Tony married his wife Gerrie in 1972 while living in Philadelphia. Then, in 1979, they moved to Cinnaminson, New Jersey, with their two children, Tony and Michele, where he found an outlet for his talent in the Saint Charles Borromeo Church Bulletin

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Author : Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781946178039
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! written by Bimisi Tayanita and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich

Author : Adam Rex
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780152057664
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich written by Adam Rex and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2006 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories in verse about the monster-sized problems Dracula, Wolfman, Bigfoot and other monsters have.

Bugs that Go Bump in the Night

Author : David A. Carter
Publisher : Orchard
ISBN 13 : 9781860392740
Total Pages : 12 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (927 download)

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Download or read book Bugs that Go Bump in the Night written by David A. Carter and published by Orchard. This book was released on 1996 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Open this book...if you dare All kinds of creepy bugs will pop up everywhere Surprise on last page

Fishy Fun

Author : Lara Ede
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781780650715
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book Fishy Fun written by Lara Ede and published by . This book was released on 2011-10-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Ingest Only - Data needs to be cleaned up for all products being loaded

Milton Berle's Private Joke File

Author : Milton Berle
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0517587165
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)

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Download or read book Milton Berle's Private Joke File written by Milton Berle and published by Crown. This book was released on 1992-01-28 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

I Kissed Dating Goodbye

Author : Joshua Harris
Publisher : Multnomah
ISBN 13 : 1588601579
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (886 download)

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Download or read book I Kissed Dating Goodbye written by Joshua Harris and published by Multnomah. This book was released on 2012-01-11 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joshua Harris's first book, written when he was only 21, turned the Christian singles scene upside down...and people are still talking. More than 800,000 copies later, I Kissed Dating Goodbye, with its inspiring call to sincere love, real purity, and purposeful singleness, remains the benchmark for books on Christian dating. Now, for the first time since its release, the national #1 bestseller has been expanded with new content and updated for new readers. Honest and practical, it challenges cultural assumptions about relationships and provides solid, biblical alternatives to society's norm.Clear, stylish typeset, with user-friendly links to referenced Scripture.

American Dreamtime

Author : Lee Drummond
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield Publishers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book American Dreamtime written by Lee Drummond and published by Rowman & Littlefield Publishers. This book was released on 1996 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Despite America's practical and technological aims, the money spent on film and sports events tends to convey an image of a whimsical nation. This work explores these conflicting images through an analysis of movies, revealing the ties that daily activity and thought have with a world of myth.

Fowl Language

Author : Brian Gordon
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449479901
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Fowl Language written by Brian Gordon and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids."

The Longest Night

Author : Marion Dane Bauer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780823420544
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book The Longest Night written by Marion Dane Bauer and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All through the forest animals long for dawn's warmth on the longest night of the year. It will take a tiny and gentle creature to summon a new day. Full color.

The Horror Film

Author : Rick Worland
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1119715261
Total Pages : 438 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (197 download)

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Download or read book The Horror Film written by Rick Worland and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2024-09-16 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lively and reliable narrative account of the horror genre, featuring new and revised material throughout The Horror Film: An Introduction surveys the history, development, and social impact of the genre. Covering American horror cinema from its earliest period to the present, this reader-friendly volume explores the many ways horror movies have been received by filmmakers, critics, and general audiences throughout the decades. Concise, easily accessible chapters describe historical instances of the genre's social reception based on primary research, analyze landmark films such as Frankenstein, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and more. Incorporating recent scholarship on the genre, the second edition of The Horror Film contains new discussion and context for Hollywood horror films in the 1980s and 1990s, as well as notable developments in the genre such as “torture porn,” found-footage horror, remakes and reboots of past horror films, zombies, and the “elevated horror” debate. This edition explores the rise of new filmmakers such as Ari Aster, Robert Eggers, and Jordan Peele, surveys horror films made by women and African American filmmakers, and investigates contemporary issues in the production and consumption of horror films. Combining historical narrative with close readings of significant works, The Horror Film: Covers major works in the genre such as Cat People, Halloween, and Bram Stoker's Dracula Examines important antecedents including gothic literature and the Grand Guignol Theater Offers thorough analyses of the style, context, and themes of specific horror milestones Provides examples of close analysis that can be applied to a wide range of other horror films Discusses important representative titles across the genre's evolution, including more recent films such as 2017's Get Out The Horror Film: An Introduction, Second Edition, is an ideal textbook for undergraduate surveys of the horror genre and other courses in American film history, and an invaluable resource for scholars, lecturers, and general readers with an interest in the subject.

The Orphan in Fiction and Comics since the 19th Century

Author : Marion Gymnich
Publisher : Cambridge Scholars Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1527515702
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (275 download)

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Download or read book The Orphan in Fiction and Comics since the 19th Century written by Marion Gymnich and published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing. This book was released on 2018-07-27 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orphan has turned out to be an extraordinarily versatile literary figure. By juxtaposing diverse fictional representations of orphans, this volume sheds light on the development of cultural concepts such as childhood, family, the status of parental legacy, individualism, identity and charity. The first chapter argues that the figure of the orphan was suitable for negotiating a remarkable range of cultural anxieties and discourses in novels from the Victorian period. This is followed by a discussion of both the (rare) examples of novels from the first half of the 20th century in which main characters are orphaned at a young age and Anglophone narratives written from the 1980s onward, when the figure of the orphan proliferated once more. The trope of the picaro, the theme of absence and the problem of parental substitutes are among the issues addressed in contemporary orphan narratives. The book also looks at the orphan motif in three popular fantasy series, namely Rowling’s Harry Potter septology, Pullman’s His Dark Materials trilogy and Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series. It then traces the development of the orphan motif from the end of the 19th century to the present in a range of different types of comics, including funnies and gag-a-day strips, superhero comics, underground comix, and autobiographical comics.

Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Willow Creek Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781682348338
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (483 download)

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Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.

Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids

Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621454398
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

We Sold Our Souls

Author : Grady Hendrix
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1683690214
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (836 download)

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Download or read book We Sold Our Souls written by Grady Hendrix and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A gloriously over-the-top scare fest that has hidden depths. Readers will root for Kris all the way to the explosive, poignant finale.”—Publishers Weekly From the New York Times best-selling author of The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires. Only a girl with a guitar can save us all. Every morning, Kris Pulaski wakes up in hell. In the 1990s she was lead guitarist of Dürt Würk, a heavy-metal band on the brink of breakout success until lead singer Terry Hunt embarked on a solo career and rocketed to stardom, leaving his bandmates to rot in obscurity. Now Kris works as night manager of a Best Western; she’s tired, broke, and unhappy. Then one day everything changes—a shocking act of violence turns her life upside down, and she begins to suspect that Terry sabotaged more than just the band. Kris hits the road, hoping to reunite Dürt Würk and confront the man who ruined her life. Her journey will take her from the Pennsylvania rust belt to a celebrity rehab center to a satanic music festival. A spine-tingling horror novel, We Sold Our Souls is an epic journey into the heart of a conspiracy-crazed, pill-popping, paranoid country that seems to have lost its very soul.

Inside Out & Back Again

Author : Thanhha Lai
Publisher : Univ. of Queensland Press
ISBN 13 : 0702251178
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book Inside Out & Back Again written by Thanhha Lai and published by Univ. of Queensland Press. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving to America turns H&à's life inside out. For all the 10 years of her life, H&à has only known Saigon: the thrills of its markets, the joy of its traditions, the warmth of her friends close by, and the beauty of her very own papaya tree. But now the Vietnam War has reached her home. H&à and her family are forced to flee as Saigon falls, and they board a ship headed toward hope. In America, H&à discovers the foreign world of Alabama: the coldness of its strangers, the dullness of its food, the strange shape of its landscape, and the strength of her very own family. This is the moving story of one girl's year of change, dreams, grief, and healing as she journeys from one country to another, one life to the next.