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14 Of The Most Terrible Childrens Books
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Book Synopsis 14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book 14 Of The Most Terrible Children's Books written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-04 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 14 terrible books in one. Baa Baa Black Sheep. Conjoined Twins. Coronavirus and Friends. Creepy Creatures. Daddy Daughter Date Night. Dead Babies. Donkeybear. Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe. Meet The Hipsters. How Daddy Got an STD. Insomniac and Friends. Meet The Karens. My Racist Gran.
Book Synopsis 14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book 14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part 2 contains the following books... Camp Coronavirus, Candy Man Van, Cinnamon, Dads a Simp, Dead Babies 2, Make Your Own Luck, Moms Only Fans, Murder Hornets, OK Boomer, Ours Baby, Pedoclown, Self Isolation, Stds and You, Why Mommy Hits Daddy
Download or read book Uncle Bob written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-12-17 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle Bob showed up at school unannounced. You were swimming and the teacher pulled you out. Now you're driving somewhere and your uncle won't shut up about his knob.
Book Synopsis Bad Little Children's Books by : Arthur C. Gackley
Download or read book Bad Little Children's Books written by Arthur C. Gackley and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A posthumously published collection of Arthur C. Gackley's most questionable parody-driven book covers.
Download or read book Race Wars written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-23 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Today is the day of the very big race. White car, black car and yellow car too. Who will win the race wars? If you only knew.
Book Synopsis A Bad Case of Stripes by : David Shannon
Download or read book A Bad Case of Stripes written by David Shannon and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-08-30 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment.
Download or read book If I Ran the Zoo written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1950 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.
Book Synopsis Why Daddy Hits Mommy by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book Why Daddy Hits Mommy written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Daddy Hits Mommy. When dad comes home he wants 2 thinks. A whiskey drink and spotless sinks. Even though your mommy works too. Dad's domestic labor expectations are askew. Once daddy enjoys drinky three. It's time for you and mom to flee. To grandmas house, you'd better go. Or mom will suffer several blows. To the face is where daddy hits. Because he drinks and cannot quits. Please remember dad is sick. Even when he uses a stick. Alcohol is daddy's crutch. And that's why he hits mom too much.
Book Synopsis The World’s Worst Children by : David Walliams
Download or read book The World’s Worst Children written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2016-05-19 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the world’s favourite author, David Walliams – ten cautionary tales and a delightfully dreadful cast of characters; all in glorious FULL COLOUR!
Book Synopsis 18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book 18 Ways To Tell Kids That Their Parents Died written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SATIRE: When faced with the task of telling a child that their parents have perished, you have to go into it with a sense of humour. After all, if they're paying attention to the signs, they're going to be more likely to appreciate the humour in the situation. If they're not, then you're going to be able to tell the story to others and reminisce about the time when you told a child that their parent died. And hey, if they're still young enough, you can always try to adopt them!
Book Synopsis How I Met My Monster by : Amanda Noll
Download or read book How I Met My Monster written by Amanda Noll and published by Flashlight Press. This book was released on 2019-11-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night, when Ethan reaches under his bed for a toy truck, he finds this note instead: "Monsters! Meet here for final test." Ethan is sure his parents are trying to trick him into staying under the covers, until he sees five colorful sets of eyes blinking at him from beneath the bed. Soon, a colorful parade of quirky, squeaky little monsters compete to become Ethan's monster. But only the little green monster, Gabe, has the perfect blend of stomach-rumbling and snorting needed to get Ethan into bed and keep him there so he falls asleep—which as everyone knows, is the real reason for monsters under beds. With its perfect balance of giggles and shivers, this silly-spooky prequel to the award-winning I Need My Monster and Hey, That's MY Monster! will keep young readers entertained.
Download or read book Monsters written by Emerald Fennell and published by Hot Key Books. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Disturbingly compelling' Guardian A blackly comic tale about two children you would never want to meet - from the script writer for Killing Eve Season Two and director of Promising Young Woman Set in the Cornish town of Fowey, all is not as idyllic as the beautiful seaside town might seem. The body of a young woman is discovered in the nets of a fishing boat. It is established that the woman was murdered. Most are shocked and horrified. But there is somebody who is not - a twelve-year-old girl. She is delighted; she loves murders. Soon she is questioning the inhabitants of the town in her own personal investigation. But it is a bit boring on her own. Then Miles Giffard, a similarly odd twelve-year-old boy, arrives in Fowey with his mother, and they start investigating together. Oh, and also playing games that re-enact the murders. Just for fun, you understand... A book about two twelve-year-olds that is definitely not for kids.
Download or read book Dad's a Cuck written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-15 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your mom has a big sex drive your dad can't fulfill. So she see's other men. While your daddy sits still.
Download or read book Mom + Dad + Chad written by Brad Gosse and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom and dad were getting bored. Their whole lives seemed to revolve around chores. They tried new activities they thought they'd enjoy. Date Nights. And Hobbies. And even some toys. Nothing was working your parents were tired. Then mom did some research after getting inspired. She presented an idea That seemed a bit strange. They dated new people. Together for a change. Humpty Dumpty Dickory Dock. Your mom just needed a second cock. It's time to meet your new co- father Chad. He's moving right in and it won't be bad. Skip along and count to three. We're normalizing polyamory.
Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach
Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Book Synopsis Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by : Judith Viorst
Download or read book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day written by Judith Viorst and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-22 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.
Download or read book The Couch Potato written by Jory John and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Instant New York Times Bestseller * An Instant Indie Bestseller * An Indie Next List Selection Feeling fried? Peel yourself on the couch and meet your new pal-tato! The winning fourth picture book from the #1 New York Times bestselling creators of The Bad Seed, The Good Egg, and The Cool Bean, Jory John and Pete Oswald, will get you and your kids moving! The Couch Potato has everything within reach and doesn't have to move from the sunken couch cushion. But when the electricity goes out, Couch Potato is forced to peel away from the comforts of the living room and venture outside. Could fresh air and sunshine possibly be better than the views on screen? Readers of all ages will laugh along as their new best spuddy learns that balancing screen time and playtime is the root to true happiness. Check out Jory John and Pete Oswald’s funny, bestselling books for kids 4-8 and anyone who wants a laugh: The Bad Seed The Good Egg The Cool Bean The Couch Potato The Good Egg Presents: The Great Eggscape! The Bad Seed Presents: The Good, the Bad, the Spooky! The Cool Bean Presents: As Cool as It Gets That’s What Dinosaurs Do
