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101 Creepy Canadian Jokes
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Book Synopsis 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!
Book Synopsis Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Book Synopsis 101 Canadian Jokes by : Howard Hershkowitz
Download or read book 101 Canadian Jokes written by Howard Hershkowitz and published by Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited. This book was released on 2004 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 silly jokes have been completed and collected especially for Canadian kids. With uniquely funny, black and white illustrations accompanying many of the jokes, this book is sure to launch many a comedy career!
Book Synopsis 101 Cool Canadian Jokes by : Erin O'Connor
Download or read book 101 Cool Canadian Jokes written by Erin O'Connor and published by Markham, Ont. : Scholastic Canada Limited. This book was released on 2005 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The gut-busting sequel to the best-selling 101 Canadian Jokes! This hilarious sequel to the wildly popular 101 Canadian Jokes has been compiled for the coolest Canadian kids! With funny black and white illustrations, this book is sure to bring lots of smiles and moans, giggles and groans to kids from coast to coast.
Book Synopsis Over at the Rink by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book Over at the Rink written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2012 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who will you meet over at the rink!Over at the rinkWhere the anthem's sung,The whole town gatheredFor some hockey fun.Set to the catchy rhythm of the traditional counting song "Over in the Meadow", Over at the Rink describes a delightful jaunt to the local ice rink. The story of the game is counted up to ten, when the players finally hoot, "Let's play again!"Scot Ritchie's expressive, humourous illustrations capture the excitement of the day, perfectly complementing the rhyming story. This is one title that will have young readers yelling, "Let's read it again!"
Book Synopsis There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Puck by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Puck written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2014-09 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hipoint Text Input EditorA quintessentially Canadian take on the old lady who swallows everything! There was an old lady who swallowed a puck. What rotten luck! She swallowed a puck.And now it's stuck.So down goes a goalie to save the puck, followed by a mask, two gloves, a stick, a net, the rink, some fans, the Cup, a ref, and some players. Soon, the old lady's belly is swaying and shaking with the hockey game she's just swallowed!The rhyming text, over-the-top silliness, and hockey action will make this book a favourite to be read aloud again and again.
Book Synopsis Five Busy Beavers by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book Five Busy Beavers written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2015-10 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join five little beavers and their playful friends in this countdown to fun! Five busy beavers building up a dam, closing up the river where the salmon swam. Gnawing down trees and ferrying the logs. Slapping on the mud that they gathered from the bog. Along came a muskrat who wanted to play, and one little beaver swam away. A catchy rhyme counts down from five until there is only one hardworking beaver left. The others disappeared one by one, called away to play by their animal friends --a muskrat, a heron, a frog and a turtle. When the fifth tired beaver finally heads back to the lodge he finds a big surprise! The bouncy story is rounded out with a facts page at the back, along with information about each animal featured in the book.
Book Synopsis 101 Amazing Spooky Jokes by : Jack Goldstein
Download or read book 101 Amazing Spooky Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-03-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the spookiest jokes you have ever heard is scarily funny! Jack Goldstein drops his Hilarity-bomb on children of all ages with this amazing book containing over one hundred jokes that will have the whole family laughing. Organised into categories such as mummies, skeletons and witches so you have a spooky joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. Why don't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs...
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes by : John Robert Colombo
Download or read book The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes written by John Robert Colombo and published by Penguin Global. This book was released on 2004-09-01 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There has long been a rumour going around that Canadians aren't funny. Well, John Robert Colombo has assembled a comprehensive collection of Canadian humour that is sure to dispel this rumour for once and for all. At once scandalous, subversive and hilarious, it includes a wide range of riddles, puns, and side-splitting anecdotes from the world of history, politics and culture (er, hockey). All those jokes that you share around the water cooler, that delight you in yoxur morning e-mail and that crack you up over your morning paper-they're all here, together for the first time in one handy and hilarious volume.
Download or read book 101 Spooky jokes written by Jaco Jacobs and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2023-04-01 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggle, groan and guffaw with Jaco Jacob’s new humorous series of 101 Jokes books, now available in English! Each book contains tons of jokes that will have you and your friends in stitches.
Book Synopsis The Great Canadian Joke Book by : Glen Warner
Download or read book The Great Canadian Joke Book written by Glen Warner and published by . This book was released on 2009-04 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world will end at midnight tonight -- 12:30 in Newfoundland. From poking fun at our regional differences and our cultural mosaic to joking wryly about our political culture, Canadians have a special brand of humour: * Q: How are Canadian politicians l
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes by : John Robert Colombo
Download or read book The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes written by John Robert Colombo and published by Penguin Books Canada. This book was released on 2001 with total page 508 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A recent poll conducted by Ipsos Reid for the Comedy Network showed that 99 per cent of Canadians believe laughter is good for the health. That only confirms what we suspected all along - The Penguin Book of Jokes is the ultimate feel-good book of the year! There has long been a rumour going around that Canadians aren't funny. Well, John Robert Columbo has assembled a comprehensive collection of Canadian humour that is sure to dispel this rumour for once and for all. At once scandalous, subversive and hilarious, The Penguin Book of Canadian Jokes includes a wide range of riddles, puns, and side-splitting anecdotes from the world of history, politics and culture (er, hockey). All those jokes that you share around the water cooler, that delight you in your morning e-mail and that crack you up over your morning paper - they're all here, together for the first time in one handy and hilarious volume.
Book Synopsis 666 Canadian Jokes by : John Robert Colombo
Download or read book 666 Canadian Jokes written by John Robert Colombo and published by . This book was released on 1996-10 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 222 Canadian Jokes by : John Robert Colombo
Download or read book 222 Canadian Jokes written by John Robert Colombo and published by Cobalt, Ont. : Highway Book Shop. This book was released on 1981 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis One Hundred One Spooky Halloween Jokes by : Melvin Berger
Download or read book One Hundred One Spooky Halloween Jokes written by Melvin Berger and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1993-09 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of Halloween jokes features riddles, cartoons, and jokes that star ghosts, goblins, witches, vampires, and other creepy creatures.
Book Synopsis 101 Halloween Jokes by : Hennessy Kids
Download or read book 101 Halloween Jokes written by Hennessy Kids and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-21 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes so good they are scary! If you like Halloween and laughing, then this hilarious collection of jokes is for you. You'll shriek, you'll groan, you'll have a monster of a good time! A joke book by The Hennessy Kids.
Book Synopsis 101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick by : Will Forte
Download or read book 101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick written by Will Forte and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator and star of Fox's hit comedy The Last Man on Earth, star of the cult film Macgruber, and beloved Saturday Night Live alum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry commentary on modern relationships. In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, forty-five-year-old bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attracting-and retaining-a romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 hand-drawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interest's father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated man-child could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninety-eight others.
