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Book Synopsis 100 Delicious Semen Recipes by : M Dern Studio
Download or read book 100 Delicious Semen Recipes written by M Dern Studio and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 Delicious Semen Recipes A funny gift, hilarious gag gifts (BUT USEFUL!!) that will make them laugh LOL Blank Recipe Journal to Write in Funny fake book cover Can add in all your recipes in this cookbook Record 100 of your favorite recipes Size 6x9 inch White Papers Glossy Cover Funny gift For Men and Women, Friends, Coworkers, Mom, Dad, Wife, Him, Her, Husband, Grandparents, Cousin, Family, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, etc (Good for Birthday Gift, Christmas Gifts, White Elephant Gift, Gag Gift, Funny Gift, Birthday Gift, Secret Santa Gift Exchange Idea, Valentine's Day, Graduation, House Warming, etc)
Book Synopsis Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes by : Gags And Giggles
Download or read book Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious Recipes written by Gags And Giggles and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking With Semen 100 Delicious RecipesInappropriate Funny Blank Joke Notebook Disguised As A Real Paperback Gag Novelty Gift 6"x9" Sidesplitting, unsuitable and downright offensive, this shocking, novelty journal notebook is the perfect gag gift. The cover is guaranteed to raised eyebrows and side-eyes. Play a prank on a friend, family member or co-worker who loves to cook or bake. Be prepared to either hear "loads" of laughter or to be smacked! Watch the reaction of people as pull this notebook out of your purse, laptop bag, work tote or book bag. The notebook can be used to take notes, doodle, sketch, brainstorm, etc.Gift this hilarious blank notebook journal as a Christmas, birthday, wedding or anniversary or just because gift. Features: Size: 6" x 9" College-ruled 110 pages Quality white paper Easy to clean glossy cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Easy to carry Made in USA Scroll up and click "Buy Now" or "Add To Cart" to purchase now. This is a blank notebook with no content.
Book Synopsis Natural Harvest by : Paul Photenhauer
Download or read book Natural Harvest written by Paul Photenhauer and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2008-11-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Book Synopsis Cooking with Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with Th by : Novelty-Notebooks Com
Download or read book Cooking with Semen 50 Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with Th written by Novelty-Notebooks Com and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking. With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list. if you're not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel? Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
Book Synopsis Cum Cook with Me Recipe Book - 100 Semen Recipes ***4 REAL Hilarious Recipes and 90 Blank Pages for Recipes. Great Joke Or Gag Gift! by : Black Horse Black Horse Publishing
Download or read book Cum Cook with Me Recipe Book - 100 Semen Recipes ***4 REAL Hilarious Recipes and 90 Blank Pages for Recipes. Great Joke Or Gag Gift! written by Black Horse Black Horse Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cum Cook With Me Recipe Book: 100 Semen Recipes is a joke recipe notebook. There are 4 REAL recipes included with a humorous flare in the descriptions. The rest of the pages are reserved for writing down your own recipes. Great for a gift. Make them laugh! Secret Santa, White Elephant, Bachelorette, birthdays, and more! 4 REAL recipes, with humorous descriptions Recipes included are: Strawberry Cum Cake, Hearty Greens with Cum-quats, Classic Banana Split w/ Nut, Engorged Eggplant Surprise. 90 empty recipe pages to record your own recipes
Book Synopsis Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook by : Paul Photenhauer
Download or read book Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook written by Paul Photenhauer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne N. Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.
Download or read book Cookin' with Coolio written by Coolio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-17 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Book Synopsis A Manual for Cleaning Women by : Lucia Berlin
Download or read book A Manual for Cleaning Women written by Lucia Berlin and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of The New York Times Book Review's Ten Best Books of 2015 One of Jezebel's Favorite Books of 2016 A Manual for Cleaning Women compiles the best work of the legendary short-story writer Lucia Berlin. With the grit of Raymond Carver, the humor of Grace Paley, and a blend of wit and melancholy all her own, Berlin crafts miracles from the everyday, uncovering moments of grace in the Laundromats and halfway houses of the American Southwest, in the homes of the Bay Area upper class, among switchboard operators and struggling mothers, hitchhikers and bad Christians. Readers will revel in this remarkable collection from a master of the form and wonder how they'd ever overlooked her in the first place. "Perhaps, with the present collection, Lucia Berlin will begin to gain the attention she deserves." -Lydia Davis
Book Synopsis Love Italian Style by : Melissa Gorga
Download or read book Love Italian Style written by Melissa Gorga and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Real Housewives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga shows you how to love your man and keep him happy, satisfied, faithful, and devoted to you. What you see is what you get with Melissa Gorga. On Real Housewives of New Jersey, she's that beautiful, ambitious woman with a successful career who puts her family first. In fact, her stable yet sexy marriage to lovable Joe is a welcome antidote to the constant fighting and backbiting on the show. Despite the pressure of life in the spotlight, she makes marriage look easy. How does she do it? Melissa's overriding principle: Treat your husband like a king! And in return, you'll be treated like a queen! In Love Italian Style, Melissa shares her (and his) secrets to relationship success—generations-tested old-fashioned values served up with a modern, sexy twist. To her, the four tenets to a happy marriage are respect, honesty, loyalty, and passion (underscore passion). By sharing her and Joe's life together—from the story of their first date to how they still keep it hot in the bedroom a decade later—Melissa admits that, yes, marriage has been a lot of work, but the rewards are ten-fold. With her time-tested strategies, you can "Gorganize" your own relationship, strengthen your bond, and amp up the passion for lifelong bliss. Some of Melissa's how-to's: · Dress to impress your man. · Flirt with your hubby. · Cook Italian style. · Fight right. · Keep the romance alive and the home fires burning. · Raise little princes and princesses. This playful guidebook promises to make any marriage better—the Gorga way!
Download or read book A Stolen Life written by Jaycee Dugard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A raw and powerful memoir of Jaycee Lee Dugard's own story of being kidnapped as an 11-year-old and held captive for over 18 years On 10 June 1991, eleven-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in Tahoe, California. It was the last her family and friends saw of her for over eighteen years. On 26 August 2009, Dugard, her daughters, and Phillip Craig Garrido appeared in the office of her kidnapper's parole officer in California. Their unusual behaviour sparked an investigation that led to the positive identification of Jaycee Lee Dugard, living in a tent behind Garrido's home. During her time in captivity, at the age of fourteen and seventeen, she gave birth to two daughters, both fathered by Garrido. Dugard's memoir is written by the 30-year-old herself and covers the period from the time of her abduction in 1991 up until the present. In her stark, utterly honest and unflinching narrative, Jaycee opens up about what she experienced, including how she feels now, a year after being found. Garrido and his wife Nancy have since pleaded guilty to their crimes.
Book Synopsis Cooking with Semen 100 Delicious Recipes by : Mostafa Gelba
Download or read book Cooking with Semen 100 Delicious Recipes written by Mostafa Gelba and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gag gift.For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need.Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you, or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options.With the Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work On Your Problem: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook you have something that can be carried easily and will help you to maintain your inspiration wherever you may be.Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" Interior: Blank, White Paper, UnlinedPages: 110*blank lined notebook you can visit my page to find another awesome notebook thank you
Book Synopsis The Acid Watcher Cookbook by : Jonathan Aviv, MD, FACS
Download or read book The Acid Watcher Cookbook written by Jonathan Aviv, MD, FACS and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jonathan Aviv, renowned ENT physician and author of The Acid Watcher Diet, supplies readers with new recipes and advice on how to stay acid-free and reverse inflammation for optimal health. In The Acid Watcher Diet, Dr. Jonathan Aviv gave acid reflux sufferers a pathway to healing, helping them identify the silent symptoms of acid damage and providing a two-phase eating and lifestyle plan to reduce whole-body acid damage and inflammation. Now, The Acid Watcher Cookbook widens the possibilities of what acid watchers can eat without repercussions. For many people struggling with acid damage, acidic foods like tomatoes, citrus fruits, vinegar, and reflux-inducing foods like raw onion and garlic, and chocolate are off-limits. After hearing patient after patient bemoaning the loss of vinaigrette, tomato sauce, ketchup, guacamole, and other staples, Dr. Aviv and coauthor Samara Kaufmann Aviv developed an innovative method of cooking that combines acidic foods with alkaline foods so that acidity is neutralized. By following a few simple guidelines, anyone will be able to enjoy dishes that had previously exacerbated their acid reflux symptoms. The 100 new Acid Watcher-approved recipes included in this comprehensive cookbook are delicious, safe, and anti-inflammatory, allowing readers to reclaim the foods they love without risking their health. With recipes such as Cauliflower Pizza, Plant-Based Chili, Butternut Squash "Mac 'n' Cheese" and creative basics including Tahini Dressing, Beet Ketchup, and Garlic Aioli, along with meal plans and food lists, The Acid Watcher Cookbook is a must-have for anyone with acid damage.
Download or read book Pinch of Nom written by Kate Allinson and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The must-have cookbook from the UK's most popular food blog, Americanized for a US audience! For breakfast, lunch, dinner, and desserts, Kate Allinson and Kay Featherstone's pinchofnom.com has helped millions of people cook delicious food and lose weight. With over 100 incredible recipes, the Pinch of Nom cookbook can help beginner and experienced home-cooks alike enjoy exciting, flavorful, and satisfying meals. From Chicken Fajita Pie and Vegetable Tagine to Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries and Tiramisu, this food is so good you’ll never guess the calorie count. Each recipe is labeled with icons to guide you toward the ones to eat tonight—whether you’re looking for a vegetarian dish, hoping to create a takeout meal, want to feed a family of four or more, or have limited time to shop, prep, and cook. Pinch of Nom is the go-to home cookbook for mouthwatering meals that work for readers on diet plans like Weight Watchers, counting carbs and calories, or following any other goal-oriented eating program.
Book Synopsis The Seeds of Life by : Edward Dolnick
Download or read book The Seeds of Life written by Edward Dolnick and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why cracking the code of human conception took centuries of wild theories, misogynist blunders, and ludicrous mistakes Throughout most of human history, babies were surprises. People knew the basics: men and women had sex, and sometimes babies followed. But beyond that the origins of life were a colossal mystery. The Seeds of Life is the remarkable and rollicking story of how a series of blundering geniuses and brilliant amateurs struggled for two centuries to discover where, exactly, babies come from. Taking a page from investigative thrillers, acclaimed science writer Edward Dolnick looks to these early scientists as if they were detectives hot on the trail of a bedeviling and urgent mystery. These strange searchers included an Italian surgeon using shark teeth to prove that female reproductive organs were not 'failed' male genitalia, and a Catholic priest who designed ingenious miniature pants to prove that frogs required semen to fertilize their eggs. A witty and rousing history of science, The Seeds of Life presents our greatest scientists struggling-against their perceptions, their religious beliefs, and their deep-seated prejudices-to uncover how and where we come from.
Book Synopsis The Northwest Herb Lover's Handbook by : Mary Preus
Download or read book The Northwest Herb Lover's Handbook written by Mary Preus and published by Sasquatch Books. This book was released on 2000-01-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The soothing smell of lavender, rosemary's piney flavor, the bright colors of nasturtiums . . . herbs are wonderful things! In this handsome volume, Mary Preus provides a delightful entree into the world of herbs with detailed instructions on how to grow 50 of the most popular herbs and create an herbal lifestyle. Easy and delicious recipes, herbal crafts and gifts, landscaping with herbs, traditional and modern medicinal use, aromatherapy--it's all here in The Northwest Herb Lover's Handbook.
Download or read book Unbroken written by Laura Hillenbrand and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2014-07-29 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE • Look for special features inside. Join the Random House Reader’s Circle for author chats and more. In boyhood, Louis Zamperini was an incorrigible delinquent. As a teenager, he channeled his defiance into running, discovering a prodigious talent that had carried him to the Berlin Olympics. But when World War II began, the athlete became an airman, embarking on a journey that led to a doomed flight on a May afternoon in 1943. When his Army Air Forces bomber crashed into the Pacific Ocean, against all odds, Zamperini survived, adrift on a foundering life raft. Ahead of Zamperini lay thousands of miles of open ocean, leaping sharks, thirst and starvation, enemy aircraft, and, beyond, a trial even greater. Driven to the limits of endurance, Zamperini would answer desperation with ingenuity; suffering with hope, resolve, and humor; brutality with rebellion. His fate, whether triumph or tragedy, would be suspended on the fraying wire of his will. Appearing in paperback for the first time—with twenty arresting new photos and an extensive Q&A with the author—Unbroken is an unforgettable testament to the resilience of the human mind, body, and spirit, brought vividly to life by Seabiscuit author Laura Hillenbrand. Hailed as the top nonfiction book of the year by Time magazine • Winner of the Los Angeles Times Book Prize for biography and the Indies Choice Adult Nonfiction Book of the Year award “Extraordinarily moving . . . a powerfully drawn survival epic.”—The Wall Street Journal “[A] one-in-a-billion story . . . designed to wrench from self-respecting critics all the blurby adjectives we normally try to avoid: It is amazing, unforgettable, gripping, harrowing, chilling, and inspiring.”—New York “Staggering . . . mesmerizing . . . Hillenbrand’s writing is so ferociously cinematic, the events she describes so incredible, you don’t dare take your eyes off the page.”—People “A meticulous, soaring and beautifully written account of an extraordinary life.”—The Washington Post “Ambitious and powerful . . . a startling narrative and an inspirational book.”—The New York Times Book Review “Magnificent . . . incredible . . . [Hillenbrand] has crafted another masterful blend of sports, history and overcoming terrific odds; this is biography taken to the nth degree, a chronicle of a remarkable life lived through extraordinary times.”—The Dallas Morning News “An astonishing testament to the superhuman power of tenacity.”—Entertainment Weekly “A tale of triumph and redemption . . . astonishingly detailed.”—O: The Oprah Magazine “[A] masterfully told true story . . . nothing less than a marvel.”—Washingtonian “[Hillenbrand tells this] story with cool elegance but at a thrilling sprinter’s pace.”—Time “Hillenbrand [is] one of our best writers of narrative history. You don’t have to be a sports fan or a war-history buff to devour this book—you just have to love great storytelling.”—Rebecca Skloot, author of The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks
